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ok the ending of this chappy might freak you out...probably not but oh well, I guess the warning here is that there still some sexual situations and now a bit of drug use (lol that sounds so much like those things on the ratings) it's the first time I actually put drug use use in a fic so it might not come out right...I got inspired by it from a IM chat with a friend lol it was way too funny
oh and say Happy B-Day to me sissy she's now twelve years old! TEEHEE! Ok now onto fic!
Chapter Thirteen: Fallen Warrior
"How was your week?" Mrs. Honeydukes asked, taking off her winter coat along with Mr. Honeydukes's.
"Good," Draco and Harry said together, grinning at Wednesday's events.
"Oh, a couple of Aurors are gonna come and inspect the shop in a few days," Harry spoke up, remembering the letter.
"Inspecting?" Mr. Honeydukes blinked.
"The prankster put some muggle drug in Zonkos products and they think it's in our stuff too," Draco shrugged.
"Muggle drug? What kind of drug."
"Heroine...right?" the blond looked over at the nodding Gryffindor.
"The prankster did it right?" Mr. Honeydukes asked, both teens nodded, "THEN HE'S THE BLOODY GIT WHO BROKE MY FUCKING LEG!"
"Hank!" Annabelle glared at her husband.
"Well it's true! That Jerderkus Tye bastard pushed me down the stairs and I broke my blinking leg on one of those bloody boxes!"
Mrs. Honeydukes sighed, "Hank if you're mature enough I'm hoping you can work today?"
"Not with that bastard in my head! He almost made me lose my own limb! I'll get him if it's the last thing I do! Rip him apart with my own bare hands!" Harry and Draco made faces when foam started coming out of the mans mouth, "break his bones and tear his lungs!"
"Oh...dear god," Mrs. Honeydukes shook her head, "come on, we're going back to St. Mungo's. Sorry dears," she turned to the disgusted boys', "looks like you'll have to watch over the store for a while longer." She grabbed her husbands' hand and they both disapparated.
"...Soooo..." Harry grinned, turning to the blond, "now what?"
"What I just witnessed was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," Draco said, touching his stomach as if he was going to vomit.
"You haven't met my cousin Dudley then."
"...I don't wanna know."
"So anyway!" he sat on the counter, "now what?"
The Slytherin Prince grinned mischievously, "I have an idea," he sat on the counter and gracefully (as always) sat on the raven heads lap, "you interested?"
"All the time," Harry leaned forward, planning to capture the boys' lips if SOMEONE hadn't opened the door and interrupted the moment!
Pansy and the others walked inside the shop, Hermione fuming because her latest stash was stolen again.
"Hey guys, how's it goin'?" Pansy said, sucking on a lollipop. Draco pouted and buried his face in Harry's neck.
"Ever learn when to knock...or look through a window to check if we're busy or not?" Harry asked grumpily.
"You weren't so mad about it a few days ago," she crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow with the lollipop in her mouth giving the effect that she looked like she was smoking.
"They paid for the show," Draco defended, looking up at the girl.
"Paid?" Ron blinked, "wait a minute...are you telling me you shagged in public and was paid for it?"
"Yep, we made so many galleons that I lost count!"
"...Hmm...ok so you're both, like...porn stars?"
Harry thought about it for a moment then nodded happily. "Tis a fun job!"
"Having twenty orgasms a day...what fun...wait that is fun! You lucky bastards!"
"Thank you!" they both said.
"...Don't do that...please...you remind me of Fred and George."
"So?"
"It's creepy."
"Oh."
"We just came here for a little inspection," Pansy smiled widely, taking out her wand.
"What for?" Harry eyed the wand.
"To check if there really is heroine in the candies...and because I'm curious..."
"Of what?"
"Uh...how it's like...I mean I've heard a bunch of people say it makes you feel good so..." she left the sentence hanging.
"Oh, ok then," the raven head shrugged and took out his wand. "DESTINATION! BASEMENT!" Everyone stared at him, "what?"
"You guys go on and get high, I need to make a FIFTH stash now," Hermione walked lazily to the gumball filled jars.
The masturbating guy watched one of the tv's amusedly, he was watching a cartoon about three kids who scam on the children who thought them as losers, todays episode involved the leader of the three boys going crazy because-
"Oh...heehee, wrong channel," the man blushed lightly and switched the channel with his wand. Now he was watching Harry and the others looking through the crates in the basement. "What the bloody hell are they doing?"
After seeing Snape in a hippie outfit the guy didn't masturbate for the rest of the day and todays morning. But now that he saw Harry and Draco he remembered what he saw yesterday. To his horror his manhood became alive again and shot up, hard as ever.
"All this time!" he said dramatically, unzipping his pants and pumping himself, "all this time I thought I was straight and NOW I get horny by watching two guys do the nasty! Oh the horror..." he shut up and continued to watch the teens search through the boxes.
"I think I found something," Draco said, opening the wrappers to chocolate frogs, the frog looked a lighter color, like a powdery color.
The others rushed over to the blond and his discovery. "He must have combined the drug and chocolate frogs together with a spell," Pansy said, studying the chocolate frog.
"Or," Ron suggested, "he probably went into the chocolate frog making factory and dumped the stuff in the mix."
"Oh right," she blushed lightly, "that's even more possible."
"Well, go ahead and try it."
"What?"
"You said you were curious, so try it," Harry said, everyone else nodded.
"Ok...you guys sound like those people in those muggle commercials where they pressure someone to try drugs," she stepped back a little.
"Muggle commercials?" Draco blinked, not know that Pansy owned a television.
"Don't ask...just...don't," she looked at the frog, "uh...bottoms up?" she took a bite of the frog.
Everyone watched in baited breath as the Slytherinette slowly smiled goofily and fell to the floor.
"The frog killed Pansy," Ron picked up the bitten frog and shook a fist at it, "you bastard!"
"Ron you sound like that guy from South Park," Harry said, twitching a little in his effort to not laugh.
"South Park?" he asked curiously.
"Muggle show...funny one too..."
Their attention returned to Pansy as she rolled over on her back, the goofy expression still on her face, she hugged herself and closed her eyes in joy.
"So...how is it?" Draco stood over the girl.
"It's the best! Try it!"
Ron handed the bitten frog to the blond but he jumped away in disgust. "Ew! No it's been bitten!" he missed the finger the redhead sent him when he turned away to get a different chocolate frog.
The man blinked at the screen and laughed his little butt off so hard that he fell off his chair. "OH GOD!" he shouted, "I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY WHEN HAHAHAHAAAAA!!! HARRY POTTER AND HIS FRIENDS BECOME DRUG ADDICTS!!!!!! HAHAAA!! TOO FUNNY! TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!"
He looked up at the group of teens on the tv and laugh again when they were all on the floor, practically writhing in pleasure of the drug.
"Aw crud," he pouted when he became hard again after seeing Draco and Harry on top of each other doing things that even in their sane minds they wouldn't even think of doing.
As he pumped himself again he looked at a different screen and saw Hermione sitting on the ground against the shelves, holding a small bag of gumballs close to her, she had an insane face that just screamed 'touch this and you'll be sent to oblivion'.
"Hmm..." he grinned and came, spilling his hand with his cum, "victim, victim, how lonely you stand," he sang, "or sit," he cackled in evil laughter.
The group of high teens crawled their way up from the basement, laughing their cute lil bums off from who knows what.
"Oh hello Hermy-ninny!" Ron said in slurred words.
"Shut it!" she held her treasure close to her, "he's coming!" she hissed.
"Coming who's?" Harry said in backwards fashion, Draco fell down, pulling him with him. "Hello, my name is...uh...heehee I forgot!"
"Me too!" they proceeded to kiss rather sloppily, hands exploring each others bodies and already breathing heavily.
Pansy sighed happily and lay her head on Ron's lap. "Me tired," she said in slurry quietness.
"He's close," Hermione hugged her fifth stash so tightly it might as well have merged with her, "so very close," she hissed in a whisper.
"I think I left my teddy home, mommy," Ron murmured in his sleep. His hands found Pansy's sleeping form, "oh no wait...I have it...snuggly soft."
The door opened and Colin and Blaise burst in. "He's coming here!" Blaise shouted, holding up his disk gadget. Colin looked at everyone in the shop.
"You guys had a party or something?" he raised an eyebrow at the sleeping duo and the shagging couple.
"No they're just high," Hermione answered shortly, darting her eyes around the shop, "he'll be here...AND I'LL FIGHT HIM! MWAHAHAAA!"
"Uh..." Colin turned to his boyfriend, "riiight..." he took out his wand and waved it to the high teens, after muttering a spell Pansy and Ron woke up.
"Oh! Jeeze!" Ron's face resembled his hair as he shot his hands back, he had woken up to find his hands on certain spots they should not have been on a girls body.
"Sorry!" Pansy sat up quickly, blushing madly. After a few seconds of embarrassment they realized they had a splitting headache. "Ow...ow...ack somebody kill me-I wasn't serious!" she added seeing Blaise take out his wand.
Colin looked at his wand in confusion, "huh?" Harry and Draco were still shagging.
"Wow they're good," Blaise grinned, watching as Draco quickly dominated Harry and started going in and out of him.
"More!" the raven head pulled him closer.
"Quidditch does wonders to the body," Colin commented, seeing the prefectly toned muscles on both boys'. "I wonder why my spell didn't work on them," he looked at his wand and checked if it was broken.
"No, that's just what they usually do," shrugged Blaise.
"Oooh...I heard they became porn stars."
"You don't say."
"Yeah, Luna told me, she says they did a bit of a show here a few days ago."
"Cool."
The door opened but they ignored it.
"How long do you think their career will stay?" Blaise asked.
"Until they've stopped being hot."
"Ah...good point."
"Hum-hum!"
"AH IT'S UMBRIDGE! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" shouted the dark haired Slytherin.
"No it's me!" said the person. Everyone turned to him.
"Who?" Ron asked, standing up.
"You know, the prankster guy," he shrugged. Hermione's pupils turned really tiny in anger, she stood up, anger flaring so dangerously you could have sworn her hair blew in her fury.
"You!" she said menacingly, pointing a finger at him.
"Yep, me," he grinned, crossing his arms, he spotted Harry and Draco and his stick became alive again.
"You stole my stashes! Give them back before I-"
"Hold that thought," he looked around and hid behind a shelf. Everyone blinked but waited patiently until he was done with his jack off session. He returned zipping his pants and wiping his hand with a handkerchief, "now," he pocketed the handkerchief, "what were you saying?"
"Huh?" Hermione blinked then remembered what she was supposed to say. "Oh right. GIMMIE BACK MY STASH BEFORE I RIP OFF YOUR FUCKING PENIS!"
His hand went to his manhood protectively, "no," he said nervously.
"Then suffer the consequences," she pulled out a humongous kitchen knife from her robes.
"You carry that around with you!" Ron jumped in shock.
"Yeah so?" she steadily walked to the man with the knife raised. "Everyone out! This is between me, him, and my gumballs!"
"Dra-Drake," Harry managed to get out.
"Hmm?" the blond was busy sucking on one of Harry's nipples.
"'Mi-Mione's gotta big ass-oohh-kitchen knife...w-we should goooo now."
"Awww!"
They stood up, dressed themselves and ran with the others out of the shop.
"What's going on?" Parvati asked, seeing the group run out of the shop.
"The prankster's in there and Hermione's gonna cut out his cock," Colin answered calmly. Parvati's eyes widened.
"With what!?"
"A kitchen knife."
"Oh...oh my god what's happening?" she said in a rush. The windows of the shop began to darken to black; the last thing everyone saw was Hermione raising her knife to Jederkus.
"Guess we'll have to wait," shrugged Blaise, hugging the shivering Colin. It was winter, what'd ya expect.
"Not that I care or anything," Parvati said nervously, "but what happens if she dies? The guy's a murderer!"
"You're not a good actress," Ron said dully, "you liiiike her."
"Shut your face!" she received murderous glare from Pansy, "what?"
"What's going on? Honeydukes closing down?" Ginny asked, walking to the group.
"Nope, Hermione's fighting the prankster," Harry answered.
"Oh cool...now...who is the prankster?"
It must have been hours of waiting out in the cold winter snow, everyone was beginning to shiver and huddle together. Eventually the group became a crowd, everyone waited for the victorious person to walk out of the store.
Through their wait Harry and Draco told everyone about the next show they'd be doing soon which everyone was excited to hear.
Oh and they also heard shouts and threats coming from the shop like "Back away you crazy bitch!", "give me back my gumballs you masturbating git!", "gumball whore!" and "I'll give you until the count of three to hand over my gumballs safely or say goodbye to mister happy broomstick, one...two...three! Alright you asked for it!"
There was silence for a long while, the smoked windows started to fade away slowly and everyone could see a figure running to the door only to be pulled back. Parvati gasped, even though she tried to hold it down.
Finally the door opened and the windows went back to normal. Everyone gasped.
"Oh my god," breathed Draco.
"I don't believe it," Harry rubbed his eyes and looked again.
"It can't be..." Ron took a step back.
"Bloody hell," gasped Pansy.
There was a thud, a few people looked down and saw that Parvati had fainted, they looked back that the person.
"Her-Hermione?" Ginny asked a bit fearfully.
(turn the camera to Hermione)
There she stood, in a long white dress and sandals, a peace symbol hung around her neck and there was a head band on her head.
"Peace and love to you all," she gave them the peace sign, few there who were hippies returned the peace sign, but our main people, one by one, fainted from shock.
lol, I couldn't resist, but anyway, sorry if this took a while! Review please!