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(chewing blissfully) I finally got a gumball! Except it's got nerds inside not cherry ooze (shrugs) it's still good though (continues to chew) Soz this took a few days but I was getting horrible writers block...sadly though, the last chappy will be the next one, on the lighter hand you'll all get your sequel!Warning: as you all wanted, or a few of you I guess, I wrote in a detailed smut scene between our main dudes, I hope you like it! I still don't really know what I did really...
Draco: Ignore her and just read the fucking story goddamnit!
Harry: Draco! Such language!
Draco:...shut up, lets shag
Harry: 'kay
Chapter Fourteen: He's arrested? Wow That Was Fast
Our main dudes and dudettes woke up from their faint seconds later and stared up at the hippie Hermione who whipped out a pair of sunglasses with round lenses and put them on.
"Hermione," Ron said, standing up, "you're pulling our leg aren't you?"
"Pulling your leg?" she cocked her head to the side, "why would I do that?"
Blaise crawled away from the shocked group and went inside the shop with Colin.
"He left," he muttered, looking around the empty yet trashed shop.
"Look, he left a note," Colin took the piece of paper taped to the window, his boyfriend walked over and they read the note.
Haha! One down, nine to go!
"What is he trying to do? Create and army of hippies or something!?" Blaise exclaimed.
"Probably," Colin shrugged before turning to the shop, "haha, Draco and Harry have a lot of work to do."
"Look," Blaise picked up the kitchen knife that lay on the ground, "she did it," there was blood stained on the blade, realization caught on them, "UGH! GROSS!" he dropped the knife and they exited the shop.
"We'll bring her back to Hogwarts," Ron said, nodding his head to Hermione who was having an exciting conversation with her fellow hippies about S.P.E.W.
"Uh...right, whoa! No need to hurry," Harry said, letting himself get pulled by the blond Slytherin.
"Look at this mess," Draco said angrily, gesturing to the thrown sweets and papers everywhere. "If I ever see that Jerderkus guy I'm gonna push right in front of a dementor and force it to give him a kiss."
"Right, of course you will," the raven head said dully, pulling out his wand and waving it to the thrown candies.
"You know I will," Draco pulled out his own wand and helped Harry clean up the mess, "EW!!! THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!"
"What is? My ass?" he wiggled it teasingly before facing the blond, "OH YUCKIES THROW THAT IN THE TRASH!"
Draco, in his disgust, jabbed his wand in a different direction sending the knife flying out of the store. There was a pause then a loud painful shriek that belonged to Zacharias Smith.
Harry blinked and tried to hold back a laugh. Draco looked horrified and paled; he turned back to the raven head. "We mention this to no one."
"Right, sure," he said in his shaky attempt to not laugh.
"Stupid, scanky little BITCH!" the man murmured, working his hands quickly on the products that lay before him, "thank fucking god she's a hippie now!"
The door creaked open but he ignored it.
"Ouch! It burns!" he howled. The door slammed shut and he looked over at it. "Shit," he muttered.
"Now lie down and try to remember your old bitchy self," Ron soothed, pushing Hermione on the sofa.
"But I need to tell everyone else about S.P.E.W.," she protested.
"Crud," he sighed, turning away, "ok, news flash girlfriend, nobody cares about spew! The house-elves like being slaves!"
"Ron, don't anger her, you know how she gets," Ginny muttered.
"She's not gonna kill me, she's HIPPIE remember? You know, opposing the violence," he muttered back.
"What? I meant S.P.E.W. as in Stop Pollution Engulfing the World!" Hermione said, making the two Weasleys a bit confused.
There was a pause and Ron walked out of the common room, "god I need a bottle of firewhisky."
"Ronald Wheezy, sir!" Dobby bumped into the redhead.
"Wheezy? It's Weasley...whatcha want? And do you happen to have a bottle of firewhisky?"
"No sir, Dobby has found a stranger in room of requirement, sir!"
"Who?" Ginny rushed over, "was it a guy with brown hair?"
"Yes Miss, Dobby saw him!" he jumped, almost making the stack of hats on his head fall, "Dobby saw him when Dobby was taking Winky to rest."
"Uh...where IS Winky?" Ron asked, noticing the absence of the drunk house-elf.
"She-" he stopped and his eyes quickly went tiny as realization dawned on him, "Dobby will show you the stranger."
Both Weasleys ran after the dashing house-elf leaving Hermione to talk to the other Gryffindors, convincing them about her version of S.P.E.W.
"Oh thank god," sighed Draco, collapsing on his bum. The shop was spick and span clean, glittering before them, "now if I have to do this again, the next person I see in the future will be murdered muggle style."
"You like getting you're hands dirty don'tcha?" grinned Harry, sitting down next to him.
"No, but if it deals with violence or revenge than I don't mind at all."
"Oh, good for you," he clapped lazily, "heh, we're stuck here alone again, have you noticed that? We're always here alone."
"Yep, another thing I don't mind at all," he leaned closer, whispering into the boys' ear, he could feel him shiver. "You?" he smirked.
"Nope, don't mind either."
"Good," his voice went husky. He trailed his hands against the raven heads body, sliding down to his favorite spot just below the waist. He smirked again when he gripped Harry's growing erection and caused him to groan aloud.
He snaked a tongue out and licked a spot on the Gryffindors neck, making tiny circles before he started sucking. His other hand slipped under Harry's shirt, feeling the warm smooth skin as he moved up and down, making sure he'd stop at the boys' sensitive spot where he'd arch his back in pleasure.
"Like that?" he whispered, pushing the raven head down so that he could lie on top of him.
"Obviously," Harry breathed out, pulling the blond closer, their erections collided causing heated ecstasy to vibrate through their bodies, "oh god..." he groaned, pulling Draco closer again, wanting to feel the pleasure again.
"You-ooohhh-say that all the ti-mph!" he was stopped by a mouth captured his own. He quickly took charges to his own and sucked mercilessly on the raven heads bottom lip before dipping his tongue in his mouth, wrestling with it, neither won so they just settled to soothing the others mouths.
The need of oxygen became too great, they separated and quickly disrobed themselves, not caring of a few people outside walking by saw them stark naked, that is, if anyone ever thought of looking through the window.
Once they were in their naked beauty Draco started rubbing his erection against the other boys' in a rhythmical motion. Harry fell into beat, moaning in pleasure at the feel of skin rubbing against skin. He whined lightly when the blond suddenly stopped. Their heat caused them to sweat and pant from their recent activities.
"Don't...stop," Harry panted. The Slytherin grinned mischievously before lowering himself and closing his mouth over the Gryffindors' hard nipple, his tongue circling around it as he sucked hard, he brushed his fingers against the other nipple causing Harry to arch his back at the feathery touch and groan.
The blond grinned and dragged his tongue to the nipple that was brushed; he loved making these reactions to the teen.
Harry fluttered his eyes closed, his back arched again and his mouth was slightly open, he wanted more now, and the pain from his throbbing happy stick was becoming to much for him.
"Oh, Draco, fuck me," he almost cried out, half realizing that he was the one that always said that.
"With pleasure," he kissed him again and spread the begging boys' legs by sliding his hands up from the Gryffindors' inner thighs. He trailed his kisses to Harry neck, planning on giving him a hickey that would last until tomorrow night. Meanwhile the raven head reached for his wand and summoned a small container of lube.
Draco had to admit, for a second he thought he'd be hexed but Harry set down his wand and went to covering the blonds' erection with the lube, very much enjoying the Slytherin sucking on his neck.
"Ok," he said, getting the blond off his neck so that he could position himself before entering him.
Thanks to the lube Draco slid into the other boy easily, both groaned slightly as he went all the way, hitting the soft spot in Harry, he arched his back once again and let out a moan. The blond smirked and went out all the way to the tip before going back in, going faster and harder, knowing how Harry liked it.
The shop was filled with cries of blissful ecstasy as their beat became faster. Draco slowed their pace when he knew he'd come soon, he gripped the raven heads erection and pumped at the same pace, gripping harder when he came inside him.
"Draco!" Harry cried before he came and spilled his cum over their stomachs. The blond extracted himself from him and licked the cum from the Gryffindor's stomach.
"So?" he said breathlessly, panting as much as the other teen, "what should we do for our little show on Tuesday?"
"There, thank bloody god for body repair products," sighed the man, standing up and shaking his hips to try out his fixed uh...manhood...
The door opened the second time making him jump.
"Oh my god," Ron paled and turned a shade of green as he covered his mouth with his hand.
"Whoa," Ginny blushed lightly, "nice size..."
"Thank you, it's beautiful isn't-what are you doing here?" he walked to them, not bothering to pull up his pants.
"Arresting you of course, Jerderkus," Blaise appeared next to the two redheads, his arms crossed and Colin by his side. He held the disk in his hand that was finally working perfectly.
"Oh for Merlin's sake pull up your fucking pants!" Colin said in disgust, he suddenly froze as well as Blaise.
"Wait-you-Hermione-knife-UGH! THAT IS DISTURBING, DISGUSTING, REPULSIVE AND JUST RUDDY GROSS!" the Slytherin shouted.
"Whatever," he rolled his eyes, "besides, you can't arrest me, what are you gonna do? Whip out handcuffs and turn me in the ministry?" and that's exactly what they did, the handcuff thing at least, "bloody hell..."
"Could sir get out now? Winky needs her rest," Dobby said nervously, pointing to the unconscious house-elf on the floor.
"You'll never take me alive!" shouted Jederkus, pulling up his pants and running to a window. One problem though, he tripped over one of his many Wicked Witches magazines.
"Um...ok then," Ron and the others walked over to the fallen criminal and cuffed him.
"Ow...not so tight that hurts," he pouted as he was roughly pulled up.
"We have a few questions though," Ginny said, walking with the group as they headed towards Dumbledore's office, "what the fuck was with the hippie thing? I mean come on that shit just freaked me out to no fucking end." The teens and criminal looked at her in surprise, "what? So I swore, is that a problem?"
"My innocent little sister," Ron said tearfully.
"Oh shut up, you know I'm not innocent anymore. So anyway," she looked at Jederkus, "what was with the hippie thing?"
"I wanted to create an army of hippies," he said in a low voice, "TO CONTINUE ON VOLDEMORTS FOOTSTEPS!"
"Oh...well you do realize that hippies oppose war right?" Blaise raised an eyebrow at the man.
"Yeah so? Peace and love is what I was going for."
"That wasn't what You-Know-Who was going for," Colin blinked, "you're out of your bloody rocker."
"Cherry gumballs," Ginny said to the stone gargoyle, it stepped aside and the group walked up to the spiraling staircase which now had music from Led Zepplin in the background. "Hey they're not bad," the redhead said as she listened to the music.
"Oh no, she's turning into a hippie!" Ron jumped away from her, almost falling off the stairs.
"Just because I said I liked music from when hippies were alive does not mean that I am turning into one," she glared at her brother.
"Dumbledore!" Blaise said, knocking on the door, "we caught him!"
"Come on in dudes!"
They opened the door and they stepped inside, Cornelius Fudge was sitting on one of the pillows along with Tonks and Kingsley. The three of them were reading a few papers with a lot of interest.
"Those poor animals," Tonks said sadly, "how dare they!"
"Tye!" Fudge had looked up and found Jederkus standing between the teens handcuffed, "you kids caught him?"
"Yup! Do we get a reward?" Ron asked, smacking the arrested man in the back so that he'd stumble forward to the minister.
"Of course!" Fudge looked like Christmas had come early.
"My army will save me!" hissed Jederkus, struggling to take out something from his back pocket, the teens surrounding him quickly pulled their wands out. "Aha!" he took out a silver remote and pressed a button.
Nothing happened; everyone looked around expecting hippies to jump out from the walls and windows.
"What button did I press?" Jederkus asked dully.
"Um..." Ron looked behind the man to where his finger was still on the button, "the blue one."
"AW FUCK!" he shouted, dropping the remote and smashing it with his foot, "I should have never put that button there!" he kept stomping.
Like the dumbass bad guy he was, he had added the Hippie De-Activating button.
"Come on, Jederkus," Fudge said standing up. "I know a cell in Azkaban that has your name written all over it."
"No wait, I'll make a deal!"
"No."
"I was possessed I swear! Some horny weird spirit went in me and made me do all the stuff I did! I swear to god!"
"Right sure."
"Peace and love! It's all I was trying to do! Seriously!"
"By possessing other students, Tye?" everyone looked at the headmaster, he stood up and walked over to the handcuffed man.
"Yes-no! I was just making them see the light!" Jederkus argued.
"By forcing them with illegal spells and curses?" Dumbledore raised an eyebrow.
"You were possessed?" Ron asked suddenly.
"What? No way dude," he turned back the Jederkus who was quickly racking his thoughts on how to slip out of being sent to Azkaban, "REPEAT AFTER ME!" he boomed making the young man jumped and quiver. "This world!"
"Th-this wo-"
"I said repeat after me! This world is..."
"This world is," he almost fell from his shaky legs.
"THIS WORLD IS MADE OF PEACE AND LOVE!" he held up a peace sign making Jederkus fall flat on his ass.
"Right on!" shouted Tonks and Kingsley, raising their fist.
Ok....heheh soz if this took long...AND BEFORE I FORGET! That lil scene with the 'repeat after me' thing, I snatched that lil snippet from Trigun, I couldn't help it, it was my favorite part! Review please!