Cyborg's diary
Tonight Beast Boy was getting all mouthy about how no one loves him and all that bull crap. Why would anyone love that tofu eating freak? So he says "Who wants to make out with a green guy", then I swear he looked at me, like he was waiting for me to volunteer! Like I'm interested in making out with the green brat! He's probably got tofu breath! He's probably a sloppy kisser too. OK, it might not be so bad, now that I think abut it. Slobbery kisses can be kind of sexy sometimes, if you're in the mood for it. I bet he'd want to do other stuff too. More than just kissing. It's ok to fool around with other guys, it doesn't mean anything. It's not like I'm in love with him or anything. Beast Boy is such a little guy. I wonder how big his thing is? I bet it's big. His feet are huge, and you know what they say, big feet, big dick! I'd like to see it. Maybe I can Ôaccidentally' walk into the bathroom when he's in the shower. Yeah, that's what I'll do, Then I can see how big he is. When I go to apologize to him later, one thing will lead to another and we'll start making out! Going to stop writing now, I got a boner that needs taking care of.
Tonight Beast Boy was getting all mouthy about how no one loves him and all that bull crap. Why would anyone love that tofu eating freak? So he says "Who wants to make out with a green guy", then I swear he looked at me, like he was waiting for me to volunteer! Like I'm interested in making out with the green brat! He's probably got tofu breath! He's probably a sloppy kisser too. OK, it might not be so bad, now that I think abut it. Slobbery kisses can be kind of sexy sometimes, if you're in the mood for it. I bet he'd want to do other stuff too. More than just kissing. It's ok to fool around with other guys, it doesn't mean anything. It's not like I'm in love with him or anything. Beast Boy is such a little guy. I wonder how big his thing is? I bet it's big. His feet are huge, and you know what they say, big feet, big dick! I'd like to see it. Maybe I can Ôaccidentally' walk into the bathroom when he's in the shower. Yeah, that's what I'll do, Then I can see how big he is. When I go to apologize to him later, one thing will lead to another and we'll start making out! Going to stop writing now, I got a boner that needs taking care of.