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Bed knobs And Broomsticks…Or not

I'm actually writing this in detention, because Madden, for some strange reason, has left the four of us alone. What? You may cry. Why would anyone with half a brain in their head do that? The answer is that Madden HAS no brain; therefore, he doesn't see the idiocy of his actions. I'm writing because the alternatives are A.)Actually writing the stupid essay he assigned us or B.) Being involved in the plot to kill him with James and Sirius. And neither of those options seems particularly appealing.

"You do realize that whatever you're planning either won't work or will get you into trouble, don't you?" I asked. Sirius grinned.

"And that, dear Moony, is why we have you around. Why would we keep you if you weren't such a convenient scapegoat?"

"Oh no, not this time. You're on your own here, mate." Sirius pouted.

"But Moony," he wailed, "don't you love us anymore?"

"No."

"You're no fun, Remus," James complained.

"Does this mean you'll leave me out of your sinister plots from now on?"

"'Course not. Your ideas are the only reason we never get caught." Sirius laughed.

"Yeah, Moony. You're stuck with us forever."

"Wonderful," I muttered.

"How does it feel to be a criminal mastermind, Remus?" Lily teased. I glared at her. She went back to her essay. And now I'm writing. I'm actually really glad that I have this journal, if only because when James and Sirius insist that they are normal I have proof that they are, in fact, not. Actually, Sirius is right. Again. I am the one that keeps them out of trouble. I have a compulsive need to look for flaws in plans. And then fix them. Which I do with alarming regularity when I'm with Sirius and James. There'd probably be a message in that, if I felt like looking for one. (I don't.) I wonder where Madden is. He's been gone for almost a quarter hour. Oh wait, it sounds as if a small elephant is walking down the hall. Must be him. More later- RJL

Later (11:30 p.m., actually.)

I'm only up because I promised to wait for James and Sirius. Lily finished her essay first, due to the fact that she was actually working on it. I finished mine soon after because, well, I did. Now I'm writing (again) and waiting for James and Sirius. I'm becoming addicted to this journal. Which isn't really a bad thing, I guess, just an observation. I wish I could say that this journal was an inspiring look into my complex mind, but sadly I can't. It's more of a complex look into an insane asylum, as is anything that A.) James and/or Sirius has/have written or B.) Anything that mentions either of them. But despite the fact that they are crazy, they are my best mates and I will stay up until they get back.

12:00

I'm bored. Goodnight.