The rain was still pouring and our heroes (oh no! Pokemon!) are still waiting for the storm to abate. Thunder rolled occasionally, crushing some ants on the way.
The dark figure approached slowly and almost laboriously. It seemed as if he was bound to collapse on the floor outside. He was limping on one leg and one arm, well not really the arm because it resembled a hook, but something about that abnormally skinny leg of his disturbed the threesome. Behind, him followed another image, and he too was approaching the cave. This one was jumpy and looked very annoyingly plump. On the small one's back seemed to be carrying one Indian girl.
"Smee! Where is my lantern? It is bloody dark out here." (In order to avoid confusion with this mysterious character and Goofy, his incessant "Argh", the one with the multiple a's, will be omitted from the text.)
"Yes, right away sir," the small voice said hurriedly, as if trying to avoid death.
The small one lit the lantern and handed it over to hook who was so close to our heroes, it hurts (for those of you who did not get that last sentence, you will never know, just remember that it conveys the sense that Captain Hoo – I mean the mysterious figure is really close to the threesome). The mysterious figure that turned out to be Captain Hook held the lantern close the cave. Goofy and Donald knew that they were going to be seen. In fact, the lantern even got up close as to nearly touch Goofy's dog-nose.
"Who am I kidding," Hook suddenly said. "These glass eyes…"
There was a moment of silence and remorse.
"It won't even let me cry…" He said his voice sounding dejected. "Smee! Give me my artificial tears!"
The small one came into sight and handed a small bottle of water to his master.
"What's wrong mister?" Sora blurted out in this emotional moment.
"Who! Show yourself and fight me like a man!" Hook screamed as he dropped his bottle down abruptly.
"It is I, Sora."
Behind Smee, Sora could hear the constant muffled screaming of an Indian girl.
Hook, on the other hand, was so frightened to the point that he begged Sora not to hurt him. Sora agreed as long as he sat down and talked.
"Thank you kind, sir." Hook said as he sat down, relieved. "Smee! Make us tea, and, oh, put that girl out in the rain."
Smee did so obediently and no one went to save the girl.
"So, from your smell and the sound of your voice, you, Sora, must be a boy around the age of, let's see…" He said as he sniffed the air. "13 and 429 days."
No one dared speak up to tell him that there is only 365 days in a year.
"Where are we?" Inquired Hook.
"In the land of the great benevolent…" Goofy was silent. "Minnie, I guess, garsh."
"You mean Minnie assumed the throne in Mickey's absence?" Hook said with astonishment. "Politics, these days…"
Everyone solemnly agreed.
Meanwhile, back in the castle, in the secret hideout of Daisy, Daisy was looking at the user's manual for her new heartless, who was sitting obediently awaiting its master's command.
"It says here that you only respond when eerie music rings through the air and the smell of death permeates." She said to herself.
She walked over to a large chest and opened it. Dust flew everywhere and nothing was visible for a moment. "One-winged Angel – Andy Mix."
She took out a music score with that title and on top it said: "Guaranteed to make Heartless love you."
"Heartless placentam dat, ergo tuam amabat!" She repeated this verse in a wonderfully written score in I minor (you know, the one with 8 flats). But the finale was by far the greatest. Daisy was to consume a few cans of Le Royale Bean.
(Details unknown, reporter died during this sequence)
Anyway, the point is that the Heartless finally listened to her and her evil deeds.
"Heartless!" She said panting with evil. "Do my every bidding!"
"Okay," The little heartless replied.
Daisy was shocked and, as a result, she fainted. Her plans were foiled this time, but who knows what will happen with the heartless roaming about. What mysteries will happen, what evil will occur?
"Wait!" Daisy said waking up. "You can't treat me like I'm dead, remember that the heartless is loyal to me so it won't be roaming around and no evil will be done without me!"
She laughed evilly and then resumed her fainted position.
The dark figure approached slowly and almost laboriously. It seemed as if he was bound to collapse on the floor outside. He was limping on one leg and one arm, well not really the arm because it resembled a hook, but something about that abnormally skinny leg of his disturbed the threesome. Behind, him followed another image, and he too was approaching the cave. This one was jumpy and looked very annoyingly plump. On the small one's back seemed to be carrying one Indian girl.
"Smee! Where is my lantern? It is bloody dark out here." (In order to avoid confusion with this mysterious character and Goofy, his incessant "Argh", the one with the multiple a's, will be omitted from the text.)
"Yes, right away sir," the small voice said hurriedly, as if trying to avoid death.
The small one lit the lantern and handed it over to hook who was so close to our heroes, it hurts (for those of you who did not get that last sentence, you will never know, just remember that it conveys the sense that Captain Hoo – I mean the mysterious figure is really close to the threesome). The mysterious figure that turned out to be Captain Hook held the lantern close the cave. Goofy and Donald knew that they were going to be seen. In fact, the lantern even got up close as to nearly touch Goofy's dog-nose.
"Who am I kidding," Hook suddenly said. "These glass eyes…"
There was a moment of silence and remorse.
"It won't even let me cry…" He said his voice sounding dejected. "Smee! Give me my artificial tears!"
The small one came into sight and handed a small bottle of water to his master.
"What's wrong mister?" Sora blurted out in this emotional moment.
"Who! Show yourself and fight me like a man!" Hook screamed as he dropped his bottle down abruptly.
"It is I, Sora."
Behind Smee, Sora could hear the constant muffled screaming of an Indian girl.
Hook, on the other hand, was so frightened to the point that he begged Sora not to hurt him. Sora agreed as long as he sat down and talked.
"Thank you kind, sir." Hook said as he sat down, relieved. "Smee! Make us tea, and, oh, put that girl out in the rain."
Smee did so obediently and no one went to save the girl.
"So, from your smell and the sound of your voice, you, Sora, must be a boy around the age of, let's see…" He said as he sniffed the air. "13 and 429 days."
No one dared speak up to tell him that there is only 365 days in a year.
"Where are we?" Inquired Hook.
"In the land of the great benevolent…" Goofy was silent. "Minnie, I guess, garsh."
"You mean Minnie assumed the throne in Mickey's absence?" Hook said with astonishment. "Politics, these days…"
Everyone solemnly agreed.
Meanwhile, back in the castle, in the secret hideout of Daisy, Daisy was looking at the user's manual for her new heartless, who was sitting obediently awaiting its master's command.
"It says here that you only respond when eerie music rings through the air and the smell of death permeates." She said to herself.
She walked over to a large chest and opened it. Dust flew everywhere and nothing was visible for a moment. "One-winged Angel – Andy Mix."
She took out a music score with that title and on top it said: "Guaranteed to make Heartless love you."
"Heartless placentam dat, ergo tuam amabat!" She repeated this verse in a wonderfully written score in I minor (you know, the one with 8 flats). But the finale was by far the greatest. Daisy was to consume a few cans of Le Royale Bean.
(Details unknown, reporter died during this sequence)
Anyway, the point is that the Heartless finally listened to her and her evil deeds.
"Heartless!" She said panting with evil. "Do my every bidding!"
"Okay," The little heartless replied.
Daisy was shocked and, as a result, she fainted. Her plans were foiled this time, but who knows what will happen with the heartless roaming about. What mysteries will happen, what evil will occur?
"Wait!" Daisy said waking up. "You can't treat me like I'm dead, remember that the heartless is loyal to me so it won't be roaming around and no evil will be done without me!"
She laughed evilly and then resumed her fainted position.