Hogwarts Millionaire
(A/N: Warning this makes absolutely no sense. I just felt like rambling and not writing my other stories. )

Me: Thanks Jon for editing and making it more funny.

Jon: You're welcome. :)

Me: Shut up you're supposted to say "no yours was wonderful how it was."

Jon: But then I'd be lying and lying is wrong. :)

Me: I hate you. On with the story!

Disclaimer: I dont own anything that has to do with Harry Potter, not the books, not the movies, nothin. Of course I dont own Regus Phillbin although he may own me, I haven't read my contract. They (and by 'they' I omit Regus) belong to the esteemed and beloved author JK Rowling whom I love and admire and would never sue me for such a silly little thing like copyright infringement... I hope. :)

Regus: Welcome to Who Wants to be a Millionaire. Today we have Harry Potter-

Harry: Wait, where am I?

Regus: So let's get going. For one hundred dollars, who is the current President of the United States?-

Harry: What the...who are you? Hey this chair spins. –spins around in a circle-

Regus: A. George W. Bush Jr., B. Dumbledore, C. Pikachu, or D. Oliver Wood

Harry: Who the hell is Pikachu?

Regus: Is that your final answer?

Harry: What? No!

Fred (sitting in the crowd): Oo Oo I know I know! –raises hand-

Harry: What is it?

Regus: ...You can't ask someone in the audience.

Draco: Boo!

-Hermione smacks Draco over the head-

Harry: Um... Accio Presidenta

George Bush: Wait? Where am I?

Harry: I'm going to go with A. Final answer.

Regus: correct. –music plays and lights dim-

Harry: Whoa, that was like magic.

Regus: Now, for the two hundred dollar question.

Fred: -raises hand again- I know I know!

Regus: I haven't asked the question yet.

Harry: I'm going to phone a friend on this one.

Regus: ...but the question-

Draco: Boo!

Regus: would someone get him out of here?

Draco: You can't defeat me! I have money and goofy sidekicks! My father is a secret evil villain! I'm almost sometimes central to the plot!

Harry: Accio Denario!

-Harry grabs the check for one million and runs-

JKR: alright that was pointless.

Me: Oh ye of little faith.

JKR: It had no point to it.

Me: I haven't finished.

JKR: what could you possibly have left to say?

Me: er... Accio Oliver Wood -and runs-

Fin.