W00t well one person reviewed me so obviously I had to write a second installment.

Yugi sat up in bed, sweat trickled from his forehead,

"Nurse, Wipe my brow!" Yugi commanded.

An arm reached over and wiped Yugi's forehead with a cloth. Yugi looked over to see the face of Bakura, in his bed.

"Bakura what the.." Yugi started, then he thought to himself This must be another dream, I better make use of it while I can.

"Oh Bakura" Yugi exclaimed, and they snogged, it was good but lacked the saltiness of blood that Bakura really liked in a snog.

"Wow, Yugi. How forward of you!" Bakura beamed.

"Hush my little rump steak" said Yugi pressing his finger to Bakura's lips, "let us shag like two donkeys, who escaped from the farm and ran in to the street. A truck came along the road, it tried to swerve to avoid the donkeys but it toppled and its cargo spilled like small blue ants on the road. The cargo was pills of Viagra™ and we are like those donkey's we ate the pills and now we're really really randy"

Bakura looked at Yugi, puzzled.

Yugi sighed.

"Let's just hump."

DOWNSTAIRS

Serenity and Grandpa were downstairs with Anzu, they were checking each other out and playing with their cards.

Serenity gently petted the One-Eyed Asian dragon.

There was a thumping noise from the ceiling.

"What's that noise, Grandpa?" Asked Serenity, pointing upwards.

"It's just Yugi and Anzu humping." Grandpa replied.

"What's hu.."

"WHAT!" Interruped Anzu "I'm down here!"

Grandpa's face contorted in to a confuzzled look "Well then who's up there?"

"Bakura." Said Serenity, "I'll trade you my Kuriboh for your Winged Dragon of Ra."

"BAKURA!" Exclaimed Grandpa as he absent mindedly handed over his really super rare Egyptian god card.

"We have to go up there!" Screeched Anzu, "that's my man!"

Grandpa and Anzu ran up the stairs.

Serenity quickly snatched up Grandpa and Anzu's cards and scuttled out of the game shop.

Grandpa and Anzu reached Yugi's door, it was vibrating immensely. Anzu reminisced the times when she was the one causing those vibrations, tehehe.

"The doors locked!" Yelled Grandpa trying to pull open the door.

"I'll kick it down" said Anzu

She jumped and kicked the door, it flew across the room and hit the wall, bounced off and smacked Anzu in the noggin.

"Shit," muttered Grandpa "This is the closet. Yugi's room is one door over."

Back in the Room

"Ow!" screamed Yugi, "Wrong Hole!"

Back with Grandpa and Anzu and Toyota.

"Uhgmsh," muttered the semi-conscious Anzu.

"Help me hold her up," Grandpa said to Toyota.

"Okay!" replied Toyota slipping his hand up Anzu's top

"Oi, save that for when she's fully unconscious okay!"

Toyota nodded and they dragged her to Yugi's door. It opened easily.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO etc…" screamed Grandpa as he witnessed the horrific scene.

Toyota quickly snatched up the camera and started snapping for his private collection.

Bakura and Yugi stopped and Bakura leapt off the bed pulling off the doona (lol that word soooo fucked up, bloody Australians.) to cover himself exposing Yugi.

"Yugi what the fuck are you doing," screamed the recently conscious Anzu.

"Aww don't be such a stiff Anzie Baby, you can join in too!" said Yugi.

Anzu's face went the colour of fresh canned beetroot. Like you know that really soggy stuff, that tastes like ass, not that I know what ass tastes like although I have heard it's rather like beetroot, but kinda pooey, kinda pooey.

Yugi again found his second chakra.

"Yugi, I'm sorry," said Grandpa, cocking his shotgun "But this is for your own good."

He aimed the gun at Yugi and squeezed the trigger.

"Fuck You!" screamed Yugi and threw his puzzle at Grandpa, it clunked him on the head and he fell to the ground with a non-sexual thump.

"If any of you other fuckers are going to ruin my good good shagging Bakura dream then I'll kill you too!"

"Dream?" Said Bakura, Anzu, Toyota and A Fish Named Wanda simultaneously.

But Yugi was not listening. He was too busy playing with his New Edition Monopoly to notice.

"Ka… mee…. Ha …. meee…. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Screamed Anzu charging up her energy blast.

"Yugi use Thunder Bolt!" screamed Bakura dropping the doona and exposing little Bakura, and when I mean little I mean fucken tiny, it's like crack out the microscope boys.

"YU… GA…. CHUUUU!" shouted Yugi, clenching his fists and anus and unleashing a devastating electrical attack.

Anzu, fell to the ground, char grilled styles.

"Mmm Anzu Barbeque" muttered Mitsubishi, who had flown in on her one winged Pegasus named Hyundai.

Yugi was getting frustrated, he decided he needed pants, in his last dream that was really fun.

He ran past Mitsubishi and out the door, Yugi didn't like this dream.

He went outside the games shop and in to the street, from above he heard the shouts of Bakura "Yugi wait for me!"

Bakura leapt from the window and glided gently to the ground, now fully clothed.

"Let's go get pants!" Said Yugi, jovially

"Umm Yug ( like Moog not jug), aren't you forgetting something?"

"Oh of course!" Said Yugi running back in to the game shop, "I forgot my wallet!"

He returned moments later clutching a small leather wallet, which had his condoms and money in it, he called it Jimmy.

Bakura just shrugged and let Yugi walk in front of him so he could watch his vivacious ass bounce in the morning sunlight.

"It's RAAAAAAAAAINNING men, hallelujah it's raining men, amen!" Sang Yugi as he skipped down the street, boldly showing off his second chakra.

Thunder cracked overhead, a down pour was about to begin.

Men began to fall from the sky as people began calling the police, trying to get Yugi arrested for indecent exposure.

Humidity's rising
Barometer's getting low
According to all sources,
The street's the place to go.

Yugi looked around; Humidity was taking the glass elevator up the side of the Microsoft™ offices. Barometer was sinking to the ground in pain. Yugi bent over and picked up a newspaper, the headline read "Go to Streets", Yugi looked around and saw Karen Soho in the distance

"Go to the streets, everyone" she yelled.

'Cos tonight for the first time
At just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men

The clock tower struck half ten, it was suddenly night.

"Whoa.." said Yugi "Me and Bakura must've been shagging for ages!."

A few blocks away, students from Konichiwa My Bra Highschool sat in history class, they were being held in for being naughty, naughty children. They need to be spanked…. drool

It's raining men
Hallelujah it's raining men
Amen
It's raining men
Hallelujah it's raping men
Amen

Men began to fall from the sky, their naked bodies hitting the ground with a mixture of sexual and non-sexual thumps.

A priest exited the nearby Atheist church, and began to bless the dead bodies.

Then god passed wisdom on the earth and the word of men was law.

Amen

I'm gonna go out
I'm gonna let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!

Yugi stepped out from under the umbrella, a man fell from the sky and found himself skewered on top of it.

"I'd hate to be the bitch that would clean that up" said Yugi

Yugi bathed in the bodies of the men falling from the sky, he bathed so hard his second chakra nearly fell off.

Every Specimen
Tall, blond, dark and mean
Rough and tough and strong and lean

Yugi was amazed at all the different shapes and sizes of hot men. Well most of them were hot except for a certain obese man named Larry who was sandwiched pancake styles to the pavement, it was kind of repulsive. Yugi would've retched but a hot tasty piece of juicy man walked past, his name was Tony.

God bless Mother Nature
She's a single women too (well I would think she was either married to father time or father sky, maybe a threesome isn't considered marriage?)
She took on a heaven (obviously her and father sky had a bit of a spat then, that might explain her newly attained single status)
And she did what she had to do
She taught every angel
To rearrange the sky (that must be messy, bloody angels)
So that each and every woman (gays aren't event represented in this song, disgusting.)
Could find the perfect guy (what if they were lesbians okay, not everyone wants the penis!)

Etc. Etc..

Yugi stopped singing and the chaos juddered to a halt.

All of a sudden he felt the cold harsh touch of a beige painted fingernail on his bare naked skin.

He spun to be confronted by Foxxy Cleopatra.

"Yugi sugar, you're under arrest." She said snapping her fingers in front of her face "'Cos I'm Foxxy Cleopatra and I'm a whole lot of woman!" she said loudly then quietly she muttered "And because, you know... You're naked"

She snapped on the cuffs and pushed him in to her tampon shaped car complete with string.

Just before Foxxy Cleopatra, started the car Michael Jackson ran down the street towards Yugi.

"Yugi honey! Don't you want to come at… I mean to my Neverland Ranch? We can cough take care of some business!"

"I may look like I'm twelve. BUT I FUCKEN AINT!!" screamed Yugi.

"Michael" began Foxxy "If you do not get back in jail, right now! I'll swear to god I'll cut it off. I WILL CUT IT OFF,"

Michael just chuckled, after all that surgery he didn't have anything (like frank and beans) for her to cut of. He caught sight of Mokuba and began to run off gaily (like happily, jesus people, get your minds OUT OF THE GUTTER!)

Then, bom bumb bom, The Kaiba Corp. helicopter flew down crushing M.J.

The door flung open and Kaiba yelled "Quickly Moki, before Shinniwawa comes to eat your babies!"

Mokuba quickly ran towards the chopper, but, oh shit, he forgot to duck and his head got clean sliced off by the blades.

"Shit, that's the third time this week" said Kaiba flying off.

Foxxy quickly started the motor and they drove off to jail. Yugi could barely contain his excitement; he had heard wonderful stories about dropping the soap in the shower.

Back at Karen's House (remember Karen Soho from the street..)

"Assistant!" she screamed, clicking her fingers angrily. "Bring me more cappuccino, bitch."

"Yesh mashster" hissed Erika, the hunchback dwarf from Pakistan.

Back in jail, with Yugi and the crew.
Yugi looked around the dark, damp Cell. His green & black spotted texture made him look like this crack whore Yugi once knew… his mother.

"I will kill the world" proclaimed Cell, standing triumphantly.

"Shut your mouth, sugar" yelled Foxxy, momentarily looking up from her Playsheep magazine.

Cell sat down muttering "If I only had a brain.. do do do do do do."

The butch lesbian truck driver prison warden named Carmelita Plump-Daddy came along.

"Oi, bee-atches. You best be fucken getting you're white black asses to the lunchroom. We have a special performance from world famous singer/tryhard Avril Lavigne!" she shouted, clutching her second chakra vigorously.

They marched out of their cells, and down the corridor.

"The ants go marching one by one hurrah, hurrah," sang Yugi

"Shut the fuck up!" yelled another prison inmate, whose name was Jumba Mumba Pumba but Yugi did not know this.

The doors flung open and the teen bopping tunes of Avril Lavinge filled the area.

"He was a sk8ter boi. Bla bla etc etc im a hoe," Sang Avril

The prison guards were obviously using this as some kind of torture.

Avril caught sight of Yugi and leapt off the stage.

"Yug (moog OKAY)" she called out in her rabidly annoying Canadian drawl.

"Hey Avster" replied Yugi, for him and the Avril had spent several months in rehab together. Bloody heroin addicts.

"Hey Yugi, I have something to show you, come back to my cell!"

"You go here too?" Yugi queried

"Hell yes, they have the best sex here!" she replied wandering off in to the sweet blue yonder.

Several seconds later

"Wow Av (rhymes with pav). This place is bitchin'" said Yugi, reffering to the lovely surroundings of her cell.

"Yeah, whatever." She said, dismissing his compliment "Look what I have!" she said holding up a Pony, then she began to sing.

"Why'd you have to go and make this so complicated EYAYAHAYAY" she sung horrendously.

From behind Yugi heard a voice, it was distinctly Asian American.

"I told you to shut UP!"

Yugi turned around and saw the outrageously beautiful visage, of Lady Deathstrike. Her tight grey suit gleamed with the utmost care and appreciation.

Yugi's eyes shot to her hands, which were splayed in a starfish manner. With a calm metallic noise small silver blades spouted from each of her finger tips.

"This will teach you, bitch!" she screamed lunging at the bars separating the cells.

Like a hot knife through butter the blades cleanly sliced through the tough iron bars. Yugi darted his attention back to Avril.

"That whore ain't getting me that easily!" she said grabbing her pony by the hooves and launching it at Deathstike.

The large equine soared through the air with as much grace and poise as an old person retching up their intestines.

Yugi blinked.

He opened his eyes, and Avril was laying on the floor covered in pony innards and a small racoon poking out her anus.

"Shit, it was one of those you blink and you missed it moments," muttered Yugi.

He spun around to look at Lady Deathstrike, she was standing in a fighting stance. Her gaze snatched on to Yugi.

"You're going to die too ugly man whore!" the small, yet feisty, Asian woman screamed.

Yugi sidestepped as she thrust her clawed hands forward, narrowly missing.

"You forkin'(censored for the kids) skank!" he yelled, picking up Uma Thurman's sword that she used in Kill Bill™

He was about to strike when suddenly Uma Thurman appeared.

"Oi, gimme my sword back bitch!" Uma screamed.

Yugi shook his head and nodded towards the ready and waitng Deathstrike. But Ms. Thurman ignored him; she walked towards him and punched him in the face, reclaiming her sword.

"Fucken anime characters…" she muttered walking off in to the sunset.

He turned back to face Lady Deathstrike, but alas, she had gone!

"Oh well" shrugged Yugi and walked from the prison. He walked and walked and walked til he smacked right in to a pickle penis candle.

"Fuck I hate this dream!" Yugi screamed "Nothing has gone my way, everyone keeps dieing and I only made sweet, sweet love to Bakura once!!" he picked up a gun from the pocket hidden in his hair.

"I know the only sure fire way to end this dream!" he screamed.

He turned of the safety and as he squeezed on the trigger he saw all his friends running towards him, screaming. But it was too late.

He was dead. He didn't wake up.

Wow bet you didn't see that coming!! The next instalment will be even better, I wonder what will happen. VAOG - KS