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The horror known as Sconda – aka Scott/Wanda continues. Lame-o, my humor muse, couldn't leave well enough alone. Maybe someone can nail him in the head with a dodgeball and put an end to this.
This is a long chapter but it will conclude the flashback of Scott with Wanda setting the stage for the April Fool's joke.
Author's note: Lesli has a new X-Men:Evo fan art contest on her website – draw your favorite unusual Evo couple – deadline is June 30th. Since I took so long to get this posted, it will be over by the time you read this. Take a look-see for a good laugh or just a chuckle.
In the future keep an eye out for the next contest. If you can hold a crayon – go for it. She graciously accepts all artwork submitted – even stick figure stuff done in bitmap format. Find her shrine to all things Evo in your favorite search engine by looking for lesli groovy
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Out of the Blue – Chapter 8 – A Return Engagement
Scott knocked on the professor's door – and was surprised when Charles did not call for him to enter. He turned the door handle and stepped into the office. "Professor? I'm on my way to the mall and just wanted to see if there anything I could pick up for you..." Scott glanced across the desk to see his mentor indeed was there and was surprised to see Wanda jump up from the high back chair that was facing away from the door. "Whoops, I'm sorry I interrupted..."
Wanda turned to the Professor and said, "Today was helpful. Now if Scott would give me a ride back. I'll be all set."
Scott hesitated, "Uh, I was on kind of a personal errand..." Charles picked up his phone and said, "I can get Kitty to take you back, Wanda..." The Scarlet Witch did her best pleading look at Scott and he caved, remembering his housemate's 'driving' lessons. "No – it's okay, Professor, I'll take her." :That way she'll get home alive with her sanity intact.:
She followed Scott through the hallways to the garage – which she noticed was bigger then the whole first floor of the Brotherhood house. As they got in his car, Scott asked Wanda, "Did you want to go straight home or care to take a side trip to the mall?" She replied, "I need to go to the mall – you can come with me."
Scott smirked to himself – Wanda in control mode again. The Professor had warned him about her habit of assuming an air of command. :If it keeps her calm, I can deal with this. So Jean isn't the only one that needs to be in charge.:
He started the car and they rode in silence for a while. Finally he tried to start a conversation, "So you're seeing the Professor for help?" She simply responded, "Yeah." He realized his question was probably too personal; she did not want to seem weak in front of him. Scott debated just being quiet the rest of the trip or changing the subject to the weather.
But she continued, "So he helped you – after what happened in the ... When you came to Bayville." It was a vague statement, but he could tell that she had learned of his past. Scott answered, "He did, so did Logan and Ororo. I was pretty messed up and it required a team effort to get me back on track." It wasn't an attempt at humor – a simple stated fact.
He could tell something was on her mind but decided to let her talk if she wanted. She was silent the rest of the trip to the mall parking lot.
As they walked into the mall, Scott remembered, "We have to check in at the security desk before we get too far." The guards are sitting around the upstairs office and it was clear nothing urgent was on the agenda for today. Nevertheless a number of them put up a fuss anyway – it is obvious no one wants to do the escort. The lead guard lectures Scott on calling ahead next time to give them time to prepare.
Finally one of the guards in a corner chair stands up and says, "I got this." He walks to cabinet and picks up a large tazer, one of the latest on the market – a high powered, quick recharge model. He looks at Wanda saying, "I always wanted to use one of these." She sneers and growls back at him, "Anytime you feel lucky. Or maybe when you don't feel lucky." All the guards look at Scott and Wanda, the tension very thick in the air. The guard who volunteered to escort them breaks the silence. He tests his radio then motions to the teens, "C'mon, let's go." He can understand what the boy sees in her – she's got fire.
As they step outside the office, the guard asks, "So where to?" After glancing at his watch, Scott says, "I'd like to go to Rodger's jewelry store, please." The guard looks at Wanda and she hesitates – she asked Scott to drive her so she could avoid Kitty. She doesn't really have the money to buy anything but manages to mutter, "I'm looking for a CD." She's not sure why she pushed her way into this mall trip – she feels something important is about to happen – something she wanted to see for herself.
The guards says, "We'll be making some stops along the way, so just stay out of trouble while I take care of some things." They wait in the doorways of different stores while he flirts with various female clerks along the way – trying to make a lunch date for today.
Wanda sees the guard repeatedly turned down by the women he talks to and asks Scott, "Why does he bother? No girl would dare to be seen with that creep. He should just quit." Scott laughs and says, "There's this thing called the shotgun theory – the way to get a date is to just keep asking every girl you meet till you find one that says yes." She was puzzled, "Does he realize that if he finds a girl that says yes, she'd just be using him for a free lunch?" Scott shrugs, "It's a small price to pay for the company of a pretty girl." Wanda wonders why he has weird smile – it bothers her she can't read his eyes behind those glasses. He adds, "Sometimes being seen with a pretty lady will attract the attention of another girl – maybe someone who was too shy to say something before." She eyes him cautiously – was this personal experience he spoke of? What did he have to do to get what's her name's attention?
After a few more stops and still no lunch date, they finally get to Roger's jewelry store. The two clerks behind the counter right away recognize Scott and Wanda as mutants and only direct glares at them. Scott hesitates and turns to leave but from behind the teens, an elderly woman enters the store from the mall. "Hey, Scott. Sorry I'm late – somebody parked in my lucky spot. I'll be right with you after I sign in on my timesheet."
Scott waits patiently in corner of store with Wanda – who starts to window shop, examining the selection of rings and pendants. She had seen some soap operas and talk shows on TV and could not understand the fuss these women made over an engagement ring.
Wanda looked up to see their escort start flirting with the young female clerk and was surprised he seemed to be getting somewhere. He becomes very focused on the task at hand. The salesgirl seemed happy to be distracted from the 'muties' in her store.
The friendly clerk returned from the back and smiled at Scott, "So what brings you to the mall today?" Scott says, "I'm here to pick up the package and pay for the balance." His salesperson looks at Wanda and asks, "Would you like a ring box and gift wrapping or is this to go?" Scott smiles, "Just a ring box, please".
She asks, "How are we paying for this today?" He fishes into his pocket and takes out a coupon and a Roger's charge card. The clerk bites her lip saying, "Normally I would need this coupon when you make the deposit." Scott looks disappointed but she whispers as the other clerks look away, "But I'll let you slide for a look see at the wedding pictures." Relieved, Scott replies, "It's a deal."
Eyeing the charge card she asks, "This is in Ororo Monroe's name; are you an authorized user?" Scott reaches back into his pocket and places a note on the counter, "Yes and she can be reached at this phone number."
"Sorry Scott – a 'note from the teacher' even over the phone doesn't cut it. I'll have to check with the credit department to be sure it's ok for you to use this." He checks his wallet to see how much cash he can put down on the layaway but Wanda sees he is obviously disappointed. Her intuition was right – something very important was happening right before her eyes.
She pretends to not have heard the exchange and continues to look at the jewelry before her focusing on the rings. Some are terribly gaudy and too huge to be practical. The smaller and simpler ones appeal to her – for she believes there is something more to love then mere possessions. Living at the Brotherhood house has taught her how to do without much material wealth and to cherish what few belongings she has. The boys complained endlessly about being dirt poor but for her anything was better then that asylum.
She glances back at the collection of rings before her. How could a band of metal and a simple rock define who a woman was – shouldn't she think for herself and have her own life – how does this make a person feel complete? She was strong and did not need some man in her life to complicate things.
"Oh he IS. That's great news. Thanks Linda." She hangs up the phone and pushes the ring box towards Scott. "All I need is a few signatures and you're all set." As the clerk is ringing up the sale, Wanda has a strange feeling that time is running out. She touches Scott's elbow and asks, "Can I can see the ring?"
Scott shrugs and says, "I don't see why not." He opens the box for her to see and Wanda was pleasantly surprised. It's not the prettiest ring she has ever seen – in fact it is pretty plain – a few small stones in a plain gold band. But there is something to taking it from him – from Scott – that intrigues her.
The clerk holds out a pen for Scott and jokes, "Now if you would just sign your life away a few times for me, you and the missus can be on your way." He carefully reads the paperwork before him not noticing what the Scarlet Witch was up to next.
Wanda puts down the box and takes out the ring. She tries it on for size and it is a little big but she can hold it in place by squeezing her fingers together. It is then she notices all the mirrors in the store. Wanda holds out her hand to get a better view of it on her hand in a small mirror on the counter top. She feels her heart pounding and thinks to herself how silly this all is. This should mean nothing to her.
Suddenly she wonders if she'll ever get such a ring – would she ever be able to bond with someone. She moves the small mirror to get a better view of her face and holds up the ring to her heart. Why should this Jean have something that she does not? She then glances at her reflection in the wall mirror and sees Scott stand up next to her after his last signature and then smiles to herself. She remembers playing house as a child with friends. That was so long ago, when all things were possible.
Scott has obviously missed the clerk's confusion – the salesperson thinks the ring is for Wanda. Such a thought was too absurd. The only reason they could be together would be for some madman's genetics program. She thinks of the children they would breed. With her strong will and his leadership ability – no guarantee that children would be mutants - but they would be a force to be reckoned with for sure.
He folds up the paperwork and puts it with the charge card back into his wallet. Scott patiently looks at Wanda. She realizes she still has the ring on her finger, pulls it off and puts it back in the box. "It's nice," she manages to say.
Scott smiles at the elderly woman, "Thank you so much for all your help. If there is anything I can ever do to return the favor, just let me know." She smiles back at him, "Think of me when you shop for wedding bands or if any of your friends get engaged, I can help them out. And if you need gift ideas for the bridesmaids or groomsmen....." She winks at him and adds, "All in good time."
Scott agrees then walks to the guard and says "I'm all done here – thank you for waiting. I'm ready to go whenever you are."
Their escort looks at the young female clerk and says, "So does one o'clock work for you?" He is rewarded with a smile and a nod yes. They leave store and walk into mall – with an ecstatic guard leading the way. Surprisingly, he is on the prowl again, trying to setup a lunch date for tomorrow. They head towards the nice restaurant in the mall and he makes reservation for lunch.
While they wait, Wanda asks Scott, "Why are you so kind to strangers, these common humans?" Scott says "Ororo would kill me if I wasn't." Frustrated she tries again, "No, I'm serious." He smiles and replies, "So am I. Everyone is afraid of Logan at first but she's the REAL tough cookie of the mansion. She teaches all of us the 'kill them with kindness' philosophy. I tend to listen to her since she has faced prejudice longer then anyone I know. I'll admit it doesn't work all the time, but it has come in handy when I really need it. Like at the jewelry store."
Wanda asks, "But that sales clerk makes money selling you that ring, right? What's it called – commission? It's not out of the goodness of her heart." Scott agrees, "Yes, she makes money on the sale but she risks being outcast from the other sales people. Maybe even losing her job in the long run. But as long as she's there, you know someone who would sell you jewelry if you need it, or if someone wants to get you something nice."
The Scarlet Witch is not convinced, "Well I just think she helped you because you're cute – I mean that she thinks you're handsome compared to our escort." Scott was glad for his oversized glasses to hide how high he raised his eyebrows.
Wanda is still skeptical, "I don't think being friendly to everyone gets you anywhere." Scott counters, "You're right, being too nice makes you a target for being taken advantage of. But it can be the start of something bigger. How about we try this – I'm done shopping so you try being friendly at the next store you want to go to."
This went way beyond what Wanda had planned for the day – she bluffed her way into his trip to the mall. But she was willing to prove him wrong. She spots the music store and agrees, "OK, let's try there."
They go in and are recognized by the sales staff – the result being noone offers to help them. Wanda gripes, "I told you this was NOT going to work." Scott says, "We'll talk to Kitty or Rogue next time your at the Institute. I've heard they know a guy who helps them out here – he probably has today off. You might have to flirt a little."
The guard checks his watch and Wanda shrugs, "That's it – take me home." Scott teases her, "Do you always give up that easily?" The death glare he receives makes him laugh. She snears at him, "Okay, smartypants. For that crack, you owe me an ice cream."
The guard taps his watch and says, "Let's make it snappy, folks – I'm not gunna miss my dream date." They arrive at the food court and the guard wanders off – on a feeding frenzy of available young females.
Scott and Wanda go to the ice cream stand and he tries to get her to be nice again. As they turn the corner and look into the store, they recognize the manager and he greets them with a smile. "Welcome kids, can I get you something today?" Wanda jumps in and says, "A vanilla cone please." Scott raises his hand and asks, "Hold that thought, look at all the flavors here and you stick with just vanilla?" The Scarlet Witch says, "I happen to like vanilla. Is that a problem?" Scott glances down at the selection of flavors and tries again, "Let's try something a little more dangerous. May I please have a sample of the cherry vanilla?"
The manager quickly produces two sample sticks with generous dollops of ice cream on them. Wanda is surprised the man behind the counter is being so helpful – after the scene in front of his store last time she and Scott were here. Maybe if she asks for something, he won't be so kind. Scott looks at Wanda and asks, "So what do you think of that?" She lets a smile creep on her face, "It's okay." Scott points to the counter and says, "Your turn – ask for a sample of something that looks good."
Wanda looks at the selection in front of her – and gets caught up in the moment. She eyes the sherbert selection and is fascinated by the color selection. A blue and yellow mix catches her eye. "Since when is there blue food?" The manager smiles, "It's a new creation of mine – blueberry and lemon mix." She points to it and says, "I'd like to try that." The man does not make a move but looks expectantly at her. She hesitates and looks at Scott who mouths 'please' to her. She rolls her eyes and says, "Please." The manager rewards her with a smile and says, "Sorry – I'm a grandfather who's been trying to teach the youngins in the family some manners – old habits die hard. Kids today need to learn what's important." He looks at Scott as he says that. He produces two sample sticks of the sherbert mix. They both try it and are surprised at how tangy it is. They laugh at each other seeing the expression each of them makes after the first taste. The manager shares the laugh, "I know, I know – it needs some work." Wanda smiles and says, "I think I know a certain speed demon who likes his candy sour and would love a taste of this."
Scott eyes the tubs at his end of the counter. "Can we please have a couple of samples of the mint chip?" The manager grabbed a couple of wooden taste sticks and scoops some ice cream for them to try. Scott reaches for his but Wanda stares at the stick. "It's green – I don't do green." She makes no move towards the counter but Scott won't back down, "You just tried something blue and yellow and that makes green in your tummy. So..." She finally reaches out and takes just a small taste. The mint is not a flavor she is used to. The taste of it is overpowering – but she does like the tiny chocolate chips in it.
Wanda eyes some mixture below and asks, "What's in Rocky Road?" The manager has a small sad smile on his face and says, "That's my grandson Jimmy's favorite. It's chocolate ice cream with nuts and marshmallow in it. The operation was a success by the way." Jimmy and operation. Scott pieces it together now – he had put money in the jar last time he was here and it was for the owner's grandson. Scott had no idea the boy was related to their server – it was just an impulse to help out someone in need. The older man was right – old habits do die hard.
Two samples are brought up to the counter and the manager continues, "It will be a long time before the bandages come off but it will be worth it. A lot of people helped us out paying for that – a lot of good people." Scott smiles and makes a mental note to let the others at the mansion know this is another safe store at the mall.
Wanda says, "Thank you" as she takes her sample stick. At first she likes it but as the ice cream melts away, the leftover marshmallow and nuts are a bit too much.
Scott looks at Wanda and asks, "So what's the verdict? Something other then vanilla today?" She looks at the manager and says, "I'd like a cup of the cherry vanilla. Please." Scott adds, "And I'd like a cup of the mint chip please."
The manager surprises them and makes a large double sundae for the two of them to share – one side cherry vanilla and other mint chocolate chip. Scott pays and notes they are charged only for two cups. He thinks about insisting on paying full price but knows it's best to accept the gift graciously. Ice cream is ice cream after all.
After sitting at a table, Wanda starts with cherry vanilla side but with each scoop the texture of cherries starts to get to her – she does not like her ice cream chewy like this. Scott sees Wanda slowing down and asks, "Everything OK?" She answers, "I guess at first I liked this but..." He thinks for a second then slides the mint chip side towards her. She hesitates, focusing on the green again, but the chocolate talks to her into trying again. She tries a spoonful and finds that she likes it better the second time around.
As they finish up the guard comes up to them and asks, "If you two lovebirds are done shopping, I have someplace I have to be." Scott chokes on a cherry that slid down the wrong pipe and Wanda cracks up at his surprised expression. She slaps Scott on the back and says, "We're leaving now – thanks for the help today. I better get him home so he makes it to the wedding alive." She gets a perverse joy out of smacking him on the back again and again. He gets up and jumps out of her reach saying sarcastically, "Thanks – I think I'm okay now."
Outside as they approach his car, she still is laughing, "When he said 'love birds', the look on your face. Can you imagine someone thinking you were my boyfriend?" Scott cracks a smile and agrees, "Yeah, imagine that."
He is glad she is in good spirits on the trip to the Brotherhood house. As he pulls up to the driveway, Scott does a quick survey and notices the jeep is gone – so no confrontation with Lance. She does not jump out right away – instead she points to Rodger's bag that has the small velvet box. "So have you asked her yet? I guess not – you'll do it when you give her the ring. So when is the big occasion?"
Scott says "I'm not sure – Jean and the Professor are leaving for a couple of days on a recruiting mission." He glances at his watch and adds, "In fact they are on their way somewhere right now."
After an awkward pause, the Scarlet Witch gets out of her seat saying, "Thank you for taking me to mall and giving me ride home. I had a good time." Wanda stands by the car and looked at Scott.
He replies, "I had fun too."
She tells him, "Last time you dropped me off, you had offered to help me anyway you could." She paused then said softly, "I'd like to return the offer."
An evil grin appears on Scott's face, "You know there is something..."
Unknown to the two of them, Todd is watching the car from his bedroom window. He can't believe his eyes – Wanda is actually talking to that poor excuse of an X-geek. And she was smiling – and she never smiled for Todd. He can't hear them but he's dying to know what would make her smile – what could it be that Scott said. Wait – maybe there is an article downstairs in one of those magazines about how to make a girl laugh. He rushed out of his room towards the basement. Fred, Pietro and Lance were at the grocery store so he was free to do what he wanted.
Author's notes: So there you have it – the recipe for this insanity. Next chapter returns to the present with Scott, Jean, a certain little present and more lame jokes.
The horror known as Sconda – aka Scott/Wanda continues. Lame-o, my humor muse, couldn't leave well enough alone. Maybe someone can nail him in the head with a dodgeball and put an end to this.
This is a long chapter but it will conclude the flashback of Scott with Wanda setting the stage for the April Fool's joke.
Author's note: Lesli has a new X-Men:Evo fan art contest on her website – draw your favorite unusual Evo couple – deadline is June 30th. Since I took so long to get this posted, it will be over by the time you read this. Take a look-see for a good laugh or just a chuckle.
In the future keep an eye out for the next contest. If you can hold a crayon – go for it. She graciously accepts all artwork submitted – even stick figure stuff done in bitmap format. Find her shrine to all things Evo in your favorite search engine by looking for lesli groovy
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Out of the Blue – Chapter 8 – A Return Engagement
Scott knocked on the professor's door – and was surprised when Charles did not call for him to enter. He turned the door handle and stepped into the office. "Professor? I'm on my way to the mall and just wanted to see if there anything I could pick up for you..." Scott glanced across the desk to see his mentor indeed was there and was surprised to see Wanda jump up from the high back chair that was facing away from the door. "Whoops, I'm sorry I interrupted..."
Wanda turned to the Professor and said, "Today was helpful. Now if Scott would give me a ride back. I'll be all set."
Scott hesitated, "Uh, I was on kind of a personal errand..." Charles picked up his phone and said, "I can get Kitty to take you back, Wanda..." The Scarlet Witch did her best pleading look at Scott and he caved, remembering his housemate's 'driving' lessons. "No – it's okay, Professor, I'll take her." :That way she'll get home alive with her sanity intact.:
She followed Scott through the hallways to the garage – which she noticed was bigger then the whole first floor of the Brotherhood house. As they got in his car, Scott asked Wanda, "Did you want to go straight home or care to take a side trip to the mall?" She replied, "I need to go to the mall – you can come with me."
Scott smirked to himself – Wanda in control mode again. The Professor had warned him about her habit of assuming an air of command. :If it keeps her calm, I can deal with this. So Jean isn't the only one that needs to be in charge.:
He started the car and they rode in silence for a while. Finally he tried to start a conversation, "So you're seeing the Professor for help?" She simply responded, "Yeah." He realized his question was probably too personal; she did not want to seem weak in front of him. Scott debated just being quiet the rest of the trip or changing the subject to the weather.
But she continued, "So he helped you – after what happened in the ... When you came to Bayville." It was a vague statement, but he could tell that she had learned of his past. Scott answered, "He did, so did Logan and Ororo. I was pretty messed up and it required a team effort to get me back on track." It wasn't an attempt at humor – a simple stated fact.
He could tell something was on her mind but decided to let her talk if she wanted. She was silent the rest of the trip to the mall parking lot.
As they walked into the mall, Scott remembered, "We have to check in at the security desk before we get too far." The guards are sitting around the upstairs office and it was clear nothing urgent was on the agenda for today. Nevertheless a number of them put up a fuss anyway – it is obvious no one wants to do the escort. The lead guard lectures Scott on calling ahead next time to give them time to prepare.
Finally one of the guards in a corner chair stands up and says, "I got this." He walks to cabinet and picks up a large tazer, one of the latest on the market – a high powered, quick recharge model. He looks at Wanda saying, "I always wanted to use one of these." She sneers and growls back at him, "Anytime you feel lucky. Or maybe when you don't feel lucky." All the guards look at Scott and Wanda, the tension very thick in the air. The guard who volunteered to escort them breaks the silence. He tests his radio then motions to the teens, "C'mon, let's go." He can understand what the boy sees in her – she's got fire.
As they step outside the office, the guard asks, "So where to?" After glancing at his watch, Scott says, "I'd like to go to Rodger's jewelry store, please." The guard looks at Wanda and she hesitates – she asked Scott to drive her so she could avoid Kitty. She doesn't really have the money to buy anything but manages to mutter, "I'm looking for a CD." She's not sure why she pushed her way into this mall trip – she feels something important is about to happen – something she wanted to see for herself.
The guards says, "We'll be making some stops along the way, so just stay out of trouble while I take care of some things." They wait in the doorways of different stores while he flirts with various female clerks along the way – trying to make a lunch date for today.
Wanda sees the guard repeatedly turned down by the women he talks to and asks Scott, "Why does he bother? No girl would dare to be seen with that creep. He should just quit." Scott laughs and says, "There's this thing called the shotgun theory – the way to get a date is to just keep asking every girl you meet till you find one that says yes." She was puzzled, "Does he realize that if he finds a girl that says yes, she'd just be using him for a free lunch?" Scott shrugs, "It's a small price to pay for the company of a pretty girl." Wanda wonders why he has weird smile – it bothers her she can't read his eyes behind those glasses. He adds, "Sometimes being seen with a pretty lady will attract the attention of another girl – maybe someone who was too shy to say something before." She eyes him cautiously – was this personal experience he spoke of? What did he have to do to get what's her name's attention?
After a few more stops and still no lunch date, they finally get to Roger's jewelry store. The two clerks behind the counter right away recognize Scott and Wanda as mutants and only direct glares at them. Scott hesitates and turns to leave but from behind the teens, an elderly woman enters the store from the mall. "Hey, Scott. Sorry I'm late – somebody parked in my lucky spot. I'll be right with you after I sign in on my timesheet."
Scott waits patiently in corner of store with Wanda – who starts to window shop, examining the selection of rings and pendants. She had seen some soap operas and talk shows on TV and could not understand the fuss these women made over an engagement ring.
Wanda looked up to see their escort start flirting with the young female clerk and was surprised he seemed to be getting somewhere. He becomes very focused on the task at hand. The salesgirl seemed happy to be distracted from the 'muties' in her store.
The friendly clerk returned from the back and smiled at Scott, "So what brings you to the mall today?" Scott says, "I'm here to pick up the package and pay for the balance." His salesperson looks at Wanda and asks, "Would you like a ring box and gift wrapping or is this to go?" Scott smiles, "Just a ring box, please".
She asks, "How are we paying for this today?" He fishes into his pocket and takes out a coupon and a Roger's charge card. The clerk bites her lip saying, "Normally I would need this coupon when you make the deposit." Scott looks disappointed but she whispers as the other clerks look away, "But I'll let you slide for a look see at the wedding pictures." Relieved, Scott replies, "It's a deal."
Eyeing the charge card she asks, "This is in Ororo Monroe's name; are you an authorized user?" Scott reaches back into his pocket and places a note on the counter, "Yes and she can be reached at this phone number."
"Sorry Scott – a 'note from the teacher' even over the phone doesn't cut it. I'll have to check with the credit department to be sure it's ok for you to use this." He checks his wallet to see how much cash he can put down on the layaway but Wanda sees he is obviously disappointed. Her intuition was right – something very important was happening right before her eyes.
She pretends to not have heard the exchange and continues to look at the jewelry before her focusing on the rings. Some are terribly gaudy and too huge to be practical. The smaller and simpler ones appeal to her – for she believes there is something more to love then mere possessions. Living at the Brotherhood house has taught her how to do without much material wealth and to cherish what few belongings she has. The boys complained endlessly about being dirt poor but for her anything was better then that asylum.
She glances back at the collection of rings before her. How could a band of metal and a simple rock define who a woman was – shouldn't she think for herself and have her own life – how does this make a person feel complete? She was strong and did not need some man in her life to complicate things.
"Oh he IS. That's great news. Thanks Linda." She hangs up the phone and pushes the ring box towards Scott. "All I need is a few signatures and you're all set." As the clerk is ringing up the sale, Wanda has a strange feeling that time is running out. She touches Scott's elbow and asks, "Can I can see the ring?"
Scott shrugs and says, "I don't see why not." He opens the box for her to see and Wanda was pleasantly surprised. It's not the prettiest ring she has ever seen – in fact it is pretty plain – a few small stones in a plain gold band. But there is something to taking it from him – from Scott – that intrigues her.
The clerk holds out a pen for Scott and jokes, "Now if you would just sign your life away a few times for me, you and the missus can be on your way." He carefully reads the paperwork before him not noticing what the Scarlet Witch was up to next.
Wanda puts down the box and takes out the ring. She tries it on for size and it is a little big but she can hold it in place by squeezing her fingers together. It is then she notices all the mirrors in the store. Wanda holds out her hand to get a better view of it on her hand in a small mirror on the counter top. She feels her heart pounding and thinks to herself how silly this all is. This should mean nothing to her.
Suddenly she wonders if she'll ever get such a ring – would she ever be able to bond with someone. She moves the small mirror to get a better view of her face and holds up the ring to her heart. Why should this Jean have something that she does not? She then glances at her reflection in the wall mirror and sees Scott stand up next to her after his last signature and then smiles to herself. She remembers playing house as a child with friends. That was so long ago, when all things were possible.
Scott has obviously missed the clerk's confusion – the salesperson thinks the ring is for Wanda. Such a thought was too absurd. The only reason they could be together would be for some madman's genetics program. She thinks of the children they would breed. With her strong will and his leadership ability – no guarantee that children would be mutants - but they would be a force to be reckoned with for sure.
He folds up the paperwork and puts it with the charge card back into his wallet. Scott patiently looks at Wanda. She realizes she still has the ring on her finger, pulls it off and puts it back in the box. "It's nice," she manages to say.
Scott smiles at the elderly woman, "Thank you so much for all your help. If there is anything I can ever do to return the favor, just let me know." She smiles back at him, "Think of me when you shop for wedding bands or if any of your friends get engaged, I can help them out. And if you need gift ideas for the bridesmaids or groomsmen....." She winks at him and adds, "All in good time."
Scott agrees then walks to the guard and says "I'm all done here – thank you for waiting. I'm ready to go whenever you are."
Their escort looks at the young female clerk and says, "So does one o'clock work for you?" He is rewarded with a smile and a nod yes. They leave store and walk into mall – with an ecstatic guard leading the way. Surprisingly, he is on the prowl again, trying to setup a lunch date for tomorrow. They head towards the nice restaurant in the mall and he makes reservation for lunch.
While they wait, Wanda asks Scott, "Why are you so kind to strangers, these common humans?" Scott says "Ororo would kill me if I wasn't." Frustrated she tries again, "No, I'm serious." He smiles and replies, "So am I. Everyone is afraid of Logan at first but she's the REAL tough cookie of the mansion. She teaches all of us the 'kill them with kindness' philosophy. I tend to listen to her since she has faced prejudice longer then anyone I know. I'll admit it doesn't work all the time, but it has come in handy when I really need it. Like at the jewelry store."
Wanda asks, "But that sales clerk makes money selling you that ring, right? What's it called – commission? It's not out of the goodness of her heart." Scott agrees, "Yes, she makes money on the sale but she risks being outcast from the other sales people. Maybe even losing her job in the long run. But as long as she's there, you know someone who would sell you jewelry if you need it, or if someone wants to get you something nice."
The Scarlet Witch is not convinced, "Well I just think she helped you because you're cute – I mean that she thinks you're handsome compared to our escort." Scott was glad for his oversized glasses to hide how high he raised his eyebrows.
Wanda is still skeptical, "I don't think being friendly to everyone gets you anywhere." Scott counters, "You're right, being too nice makes you a target for being taken advantage of. But it can be the start of something bigger. How about we try this – I'm done shopping so you try being friendly at the next store you want to go to."
This went way beyond what Wanda had planned for the day – she bluffed her way into his trip to the mall. But she was willing to prove him wrong. She spots the music store and agrees, "OK, let's try there."
They go in and are recognized by the sales staff – the result being noone offers to help them. Wanda gripes, "I told you this was NOT going to work." Scott says, "We'll talk to Kitty or Rogue next time your at the Institute. I've heard they know a guy who helps them out here – he probably has today off. You might have to flirt a little."
The guard checks his watch and Wanda shrugs, "That's it – take me home." Scott teases her, "Do you always give up that easily?" The death glare he receives makes him laugh. She snears at him, "Okay, smartypants. For that crack, you owe me an ice cream."
The guard taps his watch and says, "Let's make it snappy, folks – I'm not gunna miss my dream date." They arrive at the food court and the guard wanders off – on a feeding frenzy of available young females.
Scott and Wanda go to the ice cream stand and he tries to get her to be nice again. As they turn the corner and look into the store, they recognize the manager and he greets them with a smile. "Welcome kids, can I get you something today?" Wanda jumps in and says, "A vanilla cone please." Scott raises his hand and asks, "Hold that thought, look at all the flavors here and you stick with just vanilla?" The Scarlet Witch says, "I happen to like vanilla. Is that a problem?" Scott glances down at the selection of flavors and tries again, "Let's try something a little more dangerous. May I please have a sample of the cherry vanilla?"
The manager quickly produces two sample sticks with generous dollops of ice cream on them. Wanda is surprised the man behind the counter is being so helpful – after the scene in front of his store last time she and Scott were here. Maybe if she asks for something, he won't be so kind. Scott looks at Wanda and asks, "So what do you think of that?" She lets a smile creep on her face, "It's okay." Scott points to the counter and says, "Your turn – ask for a sample of something that looks good."
Wanda looks at the selection in front of her – and gets caught up in the moment. She eyes the sherbert selection and is fascinated by the color selection. A blue and yellow mix catches her eye. "Since when is there blue food?" The manager smiles, "It's a new creation of mine – blueberry and lemon mix." She points to it and says, "I'd like to try that." The man does not make a move but looks expectantly at her. She hesitates and looks at Scott who mouths 'please' to her. She rolls her eyes and says, "Please." The manager rewards her with a smile and says, "Sorry – I'm a grandfather who's been trying to teach the youngins in the family some manners – old habits die hard. Kids today need to learn what's important." He looks at Scott as he says that. He produces two sample sticks of the sherbert mix. They both try it and are surprised at how tangy it is. They laugh at each other seeing the expression each of them makes after the first taste. The manager shares the laugh, "I know, I know – it needs some work." Wanda smiles and says, "I think I know a certain speed demon who likes his candy sour and would love a taste of this."
Scott eyes the tubs at his end of the counter. "Can we please have a couple of samples of the mint chip?" The manager grabbed a couple of wooden taste sticks and scoops some ice cream for them to try. Scott reaches for his but Wanda stares at the stick. "It's green – I don't do green." She makes no move towards the counter but Scott won't back down, "You just tried something blue and yellow and that makes green in your tummy. So..." She finally reaches out and takes just a small taste. The mint is not a flavor she is used to. The taste of it is overpowering – but she does like the tiny chocolate chips in it.
Wanda eyes some mixture below and asks, "What's in Rocky Road?" The manager has a small sad smile on his face and says, "That's my grandson Jimmy's favorite. It's chocolate ice cream with nuts and marshmallow in it. The operation was a success by the way." Jimmy and operation. Scott pieces it together now – he had put money in the jar last time he was here and it was for the owner's grandson. Scott had no idea the boy was related to their server – it was just an impulse to help out someone in need. The older man was right – old habits do die hard.
Two samples are brought up to the counter and the manager continues, "It will be a long time before the bandages come off but it will be worth it. A lot of people helped us out paying for that – a lot of good people." Scott smiles and makes a mental note to let the others at the mansion know this is another safe store at the mall.
Wanda says, "Thank you" as she takes her sample stick. At first she likes it but as the ice cream melts away, the leftover marshmallow and nuts are a bit too much.
Scott looks at Wanda and asks, "So what's the verdict? Something other then vanilla today?" She looks at the manager and says, "I'd like a cup of the cherry vanilla. Please." Scott adds, "And I'd like a cup of the mint chip please."
The manager surprises them and makes a large double sundae for the two of them to share – one side cherry vanilla and other mint chocolate chip. Scott pays and notes they are charged only for two cups. He thinks about insisting on paying full price but knows it's best to accept the gift graciously. Ice cream is ice cream after all.
After sitting at a table, Wanda starts with cherry vanilla side but with each scoop the texture of cherries starts to get to her – she does not like her ice cream chewy like this. Scott sees Wanda slowing down and asks, "Everything OK?" She answers, "I guess at first I liked this but..." He thinks for a second then slides the mint chip side towards her. She hesitates, focusing on the green again, but the chocolate talks to her into trying again. She tries a spoonful and finds that she likes it better the second time around.
As they finish up the guard comes up to them and asks, "If you two lovebirds are done shopping, I have someplace I have to be." Scott chokes on a cherry that slid down the wrong pipe and Wanda cracks up at his surprised expression. She slaps Scott on the back and says, "We're leaving now – thanks for the help today. I better get him home so he makes it to the wedding alive." She gets a perverse joy out of smacking him on the back again and again. He gets up and jumps out of her reach saying sarcastically, "Thanks – I think I'm okay now."
Outside as they approach his car, she still is laughing, "When he said 'love birds', the look on your face. Can you imagine someone thinking you were my boyfriend?" Scott cracks a smile and agrees, "Yeah, imagine that."
He is glad she is in good spirits on the trip to the Brotherhood house. As he pulls up to the driveway, Scott does a quick survey and notices the jeep is gone – so no confrontation with Lance. She does not jump out right away – instead she points to Rodger's bag that has the small velvet box. "So have you asked her yet? I guess not – you'll do it when you give her the ring. So when is the big occasion?"
Scott says "I'm not sure – Jean and the Professor are leaving for a couple of days on a recruiting mission." He glances at his watch and adds, "In fact they are on their way somewhere right now."
After an awkward pause, the Scarlet Witch gets out of her seat saying, "Thank you for taking me to mall and giving me ride home. I had a good time." Wanda stands by the car and looked at Scott.
He replies, "I had fun too."
She tells him, "Last time you dropped me off, you had offered to help me anyway you could." She paused then said softly, "I'd like to return the offer."
An evil grin appears on Scott's face, "You know there is something..."
Unknown to the two of them, Todd is watching the car from his bedroom window. He can't believe his eyes – Wanda is actually talking to that poor excuse of an X-geek. And she was smiling – and she never smiled for Todd. He can't hear them but he's dying to know what would make her smile – what could it be that Scott said. Wait – maybe there is an article downstairs in one of those magazines about how to make a girl laugh. He rushed out of his room towards the basement. Fred, Pietro and Lance were at the grocery store so he was free to do what he wanted.
Author's notes: So there you have it – the recipe for this insanity. Next chapter returns to the present with Scott, Jean, a certain little present and more lame jokes.