Disclaimer: I don't own Phantasy Star it belongs to Sega the characters are
mine though even though there just character base's. And I don't own
powergen either.
Authors note: this is my attempt at a humor fic something to do whilst writing the more serious chimpus Nu dark enforcers. I know the character names aren't exactly original but when a character gets to level 72 you don't really want to change them.
Evil Pixies of death or EPOD for short
Chapter Two: Solar Powered Torch's whose idea bright was that A.K.A toilet duck part 2
But the postman was more than ready for our brave warriors. The postman had been training in caves and quickly cuts our brave hero's into their unconscious state and stole all of their meseta. And with an evil laugh he was off.
Psycho Elf was the first to awake. He opened his eyes to see ArcElf drooling down his top. Now this he normally wouldn't mind it happened often enough she just fell asleep where she dropped usually. Except that ArcElf had apparently put on two tons whilst unconscious. His Gasping for air awoke the other members and it quickly came apparent that ArcElf hadn't been "bulking up" just that Andy and elf were on top and adding to the weight placed down on the bottom of the pile.
When the Members of Epod got back to they're feet and their senses. Psycho wasn't in the least bit pleased.
"Ok we Epod The Evil Pixies Of DEATH" the last part, shouted for added effect. "Just lost to the unarmed postman. What excuse do we have"
"Erm Confined Space" ArcElf replied Trying to Place Ave's Arm and Foot Back to there original place.
Psycho Elf instantly comically fell over. "WERE OUT IN THE OPEN IN THE MIDDLE OF PIONEERS RESEDENTIAL DISTRICT CONFINED SPACE IS A NO"
"He was a higher level than us?" Elf said. Psycho often wondered how a child could get such a scar. And often made bets over what would happen if they rang Childline. A foster home would mean he won 10.000 meseta from the others in total. They never called though much to Psychos disappointment.
"That was a postman how is a postman a higher level than us Elf ask yourself that AND how we lost when there are FOUR OF US" Psycho yelled missing the sound of the ground giving way.
The postman chuckled They would never get out of his AMAZING LABARINTH OF DOOM DESPAIR AND CASUAL NASTYNESS tm or aloddacn. And he skipped of to continue his postage round.
Psycho Elf once again woke up with the other members on top of him. This was fast becoming a bad day. It was bad enough waking up on the floor but twice in one day was fast heading towards his old record.
So once again the members of Epod straightened themselves out and by the time they had figured out what happened it was night.
"Well I guess we should go and explore this labyrinth then," Psycho Elf said in a monotone sighing at this most recent predicament. "Ok team get out your labyrinth exploration kits."
Two minutes later and the team were nearly ready to explore the labyrinth.
"I can't get the blasted torch to work." Elf exclaimed hitting it against the wall.
"Mine either"
"Nor mine"
This puzzle perplexed the team. Until Ave being the giant fridge he was noticed and read out to the members of the team what there problem was?
"Solar Powered Torch? How does that work." The android asked the obvious question.
"Elf you were to buy the torch's why did you get these." Psycho Elf yelled the veins were almost visible even in the dark.
"Well I didn't think we would be using them you know labyrinth exploring kits sounds a bit extreme don't you think." Elf said calmly. "I spent the change on this snazzy new outfit don't you like it. It's white and red with."
Elf's melodramatic speech was cut short as Psycho Elf gave his reply in the form of a Megid ball.
Well least they could see now with Elf's glowing ball thing floating above his corpse.
"Hey we could roast marshmallows," Arcelf said the fact they were down in a hole in there own front yard not seeming to bother her. "But we don't have any" Now she looked glum
Psycho Elf walked up to Ave and pressed a little red button one his chest plate. A newfound light source making the place light up.
"What are you doing.. In my chest plate hey!!!!! .. What's with the light" Ave Clearly paranoid at the smaller person delving inside of his metal body.
"You actually went and did it." ArcElf Clearly shocked said
"Did what" said Ave
ArcElf looked down at her shoes "He" She sighed "He actually Built a fridge into you."
If his chest plate hadn't been open the expression on Ave's face would have been priceless. They eyes clearly showed horror but without a mouth it would have been hard to tell.
A Blast was heard from the ceiling and several men in white suits burst down and surrounded the android. Tossing the young force aside. They then lifted up the Kicking and Screaming android whilst whacking away the remaining Epod Members.
"I'm sorry Kids but your fridge here isn't energy efficient we will get you a new one." A man in white said with a smile the powergen logo showing on his suit And they were gone Taking the android away.
Energy Efficiently standards. Ok now they had to get Ave back.
Shame Psycho didn't care.
Authors note: this is my attempt at a humor fic something to do whilst writing the more serious chimpus Nu dark enforcers. I know the character names aren't exactly original but when a character gets to level 72 you don't really want to change them.
Evil Pixies of death or EPOD for short
Chapter Two: Solar Powered Torch's whose idea bright was that A.K.A toilet duck part 2
But the postman was more than ready for our brave warriors. The postman had been training in caves and quickly cuts our brave hero's into their unconscious state and stole all of their meseta. And with an evil laugh he was off.
Psycho Elf was the first to awake. He opened his eyes to see ArcElf drooling down his top. Now this he normally wouldn't mind it happened often enough she just fell asleep where she dropped usually. Except that ArcElf had apparently put on two tons whilst unconscious. His Gasping for air awoke the other members and it quickly came apparent that ArcElf hadn't been "bulking up" just that Andy and elf were on top and adding to the weight placed down on the bottom of the pile.
When the Members of Epod got back to they're feet and their senses. Psycho wasn't in the least bit pleased.
"Ok we Epod The Evil Pixies Of DEATH" the last part, shouted for added effect. "Just lost to the unarmed postman. What excuse do we have"
"Erm Confined Space" ArcElf replied Trying to Place Ave's Arm and Foot Back to there original place.
Psycho Elf instantly comically fell over. "WERE OUT IN THE OPEN IN THE MIDDLE OF PIONEERS RESEDENTIAL DISTRICT CONFINED SPACE IS A NO"
"He was a higher level than us?" Elf said. Psycho often wondered how a child could get such a scar. And often made bets over what would happen if they rang Childline. A foster home would mean he won 10.000 meseta from the others in total. They never called though much to Psychos disappointment.
"That was a postman how is a postman a higher level than us Elf ask yourself that AND how we lost when there are FOUR OF US" Psycho yelled missing the sound of the ground giving way.
The postman chuckled They would never get out of his AMAZING LABARINTH OF DOOM DESPAIR AND CASUAL NASTYNESS tm or aloddacn. And he skipped of to continue his postage round.
Psycho Elf once again woke up with the other members on top of him. This was fast becoming a bad day. It was bad enough waking up on the floor but twice in one day was fast heading towards his old record.
So once again the members of Epod straightened themselves out and by the time they had figured out what happened it was night.
"Well I guess we should go and explore this labyrinth then," Psycho Elf said in a monotone sighing at this most recent predicament. "Ok team get out your labyrinth exploration kits."
Two minutes later and the team were nearly ready to explore the labyrinth.
"I can't get the blasted torch to work." Elf exclaimed hitting it against the wall.
"Mine either"
"Nor mine"
This puzzle perplexed the team. Until Ave being the giant fridge he was noticed and read out to the members of the team what there problem was?
"Solar Powered Torch? How does that work." The android asked the obvious question.
"Elf you were to buy the torch's why did you get these." Psycho Elf yelled the veins were almost visible even in the dark.
"Well I didn't think we would be using them you know labyrinth exploring kits sounds a bit extreme don't you think." Elf said calmly. "I spent the change on this snazzy new outfit don't you like it. It's white and red with."
Elf's melodramatic speech was cut short as Psycho Elf gave his reply in the form of a Megid ball.
Well least they could see now with Elf's glowing ball thing floating above his corpse.
"Hey we could roast marshmallows," Arcelf said the fact they were down in a hole in there own front yard not seeming to bother her. "But we don't have any" Now she looked glum
Psycho Elf walked up to Ave and pressed a little red button one his chest plate. A newfound light source making the place light up.
"What are you doing.. In my chest plate hey!!!!! .. What's with the light" Ave Clearly paranoid at the smaller person delving inside of his metal body.
"You actually went and did it." ArcElf Clearly shocked said
"Did what" said Ave
ArcElf looked down at her shoes "He" She sighed "He actually Built a fridge into you."
If his chest plate hadn't been open the expression on Ave's face would have been priceless. They eyes clearly showed horror but without a mouth it would have been hard to tell.
A Blast was heard from the ceiling and several men in white suits burst down and surrounded the android. Tossing the young force aside. They then lifted up the Kicking and Screaming android whilst whacking away the remaining Epod Members.
"I'm sorry Kids but your fridge here isn't energy efficient we will get you a new one." A man in white said with a smile the powergen logo showing on his suit And they were gone Taking the android away.
Energy Efficiently standards. Ok now they had to get Ave back.
Shame Psycho didn't care.