Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I don't own alex Trebek or Jeopardy...damn that Trebek... I dont own HP either, it's all JKRs. Selfish...mutters under her breath
Me: I did this one on my own... glares at Jon
Alex Trebek: Hello and welcome to Jeopardy-
George: I know what you're playing at...Trebek...
Alex: -gives George a funny look- Draco you'll lead us off.
Draco: I'll take evil villains for 100.
Alex: He gave Harry Potter his scar.
-crickets-
-George buzzes in- "Michael Jackson."
-Alex gives George another funny look- No.
-Silence. George pokes Draco beside him.-
Draco: He poked me he poked me! Wait till I tell my father.
-Olvier wood buzzes in and looks into the camera winking-
Alex: Oliver?
-Oliver runs a hand through his hair and nods to the camera, smiling and blowing it a kiss-
-Alex sighs- Draco?
Draco: Ill take wands and knuts for 200.
-George snickers- knuts...
Alex: Who had the brother wand to Harry's?
-Oliver motions the camera over to him and strips off his robe-
-Draco buzzes in- Who is...er...
Alex: cough voldemortcough
-George buzzes in-
Alex: George?
George: Who is Michael Jackson?
Alex: ...no. Anyone else?
-George presses the button for Oliver who is making suggestive movements at the camera-
-Oliver sings "I'm to sexy for my robe, to sexy for my robe" and throws the robe into the audience.-
Alex: Let's move on to final Jeopardy.
-George buzzes in-
Alex: Stop buzzing in.
George: I see how it is Trebek. –raises one eyebrow-
Alex: Here is your final jeopardy clue. He sang the song, Thriller.
-Jeopary music plays.-
Alex: Alright. Oliver let's see what you put.
-Oliver's screen writes "I am a sexy beast." He mouths "call me" to the camera and wiggles his eyebrows-
Alex: No, im sorry. And you wagered...nothing. Alright Draco on to you... Draco?
-Alex, George, and Oliver look at the empty spot where Draco should have been.-
Alex: ok...George?
-George's screen reads 'Britney Spears'-
Alex: No! Who have you been saying all along George? WHO?
-George raises an eyebrow at Alex. He motions to Alex with his thumb and looks at Oliver, whispering "I think he's lost it."
Alex: Michael Jackson! Michael- Ah forget it!
-lights dim and Jeopardy music plays-
JKR: What the...you don't...
Me: Do you have a problem with my story?
JKR: I give up...
Me: Are you saying you didn't enjoy it?
JKR: yes...
Me: ...
JKR: What?
Me: ...
Fin.