Disclaimer: I don't own Phantasy Star it belongs to Sega the characters are
mine though even though there just character base's. And I don't own
powergen either.
Authors note: this is my attempt at a humor fic something to do whilst writing the more serious chimpus Nu dark enforcers. I know the character names aren't exactly original but when a character gets to level 82 you don't really want to change them. Beware the ultimate Lilly's
Evil Pixies of death or EPOD for short
Chapter Three: Bath the android A.K.A The toilet duck saga
Ave was kicking and struggling as the people from powergen kidnapped him and threw him into the van. Searching for the right tool to keep the android quiet they returned a proceeded to beat his punk ass down with numerous blows to his head and rectal plate. The only sound coming out of the android now the gentle hum of his fridge motor.
Psycho sat on the log that had somehow found its way into this chapter and sighed.
" So what now Arcelf" he asked the only remaining member of Epod whilst Elf's limp form began to drown in his own drool.
"How about bringing Elf back so we can solve this labyrinth." Arcelf looked downed by the current situation.
Psycho stood on one foot pointed the Hildebears head towards Elf and brought him back.
"What happened? And why am I covered in drool?" Elf asked only to be hit by another Megid ball.
"PSYCHO" Arcelf screeched
A sweatdrop appeared on psycho's forehead and fell to the floor with a metallic thud
"That was odd" Psycho stated the obvious casting the reverser spell once more.
"AWWWW MAN NOT AGAIN" Elf yelled using his left hand to wipe away the clear sticky substance.
"I'm heading back to take a shower" He emphasized the word shower by flicking the little globs of drool stuck to his fingers at the others throwing down a telepipe with his other hand.
"You cant do that here I doubt the postman is stupid enough to just let us telepipe out" It seemed psycho overestimated the postman's intelligence.
"His mag must have a low IQ" Psycho tried to defend their unworthy adversary it was shameful enough to be tricked by a postman but an insanely stupid one was cutting the line a little thin.
"Like Ave's" Arcelf pitched in as all three entered the telepipe.
----------------------------------------------------{Meanwhile}-------------
Ave was floating in a tube of green fluid. No not the magic kind he's an android floating in magical restoring substance would make sense to what little plot there is. The android bobbed up and down in a steady vision. His systems seemed to be in sleep mode as there was no girlish screaming heard. Maybe they got soundproofing but we can only hope.
"Ah experimenting with the android huh what is it now Electro testing." A young yet white-haired scientist said with bitter glee.
"No I just thought the android could use a bath," The Elder and completely bald scientist said spinning on his swivel chair.
"Ah that would explain the molten slag at the bottom and several animal bones floating at the top of the tube" The younger spoke quickly.
Psycho turned the taps to the shower on and began to scrub his back with the hildebear cane despite its protests. All the members had decided to get their own personal showers installed into their own room's since no one would want to use the shower after the android used it oil was the second hardest thing to flake out of ones toenails second only to breakfast cereal's. Psycho's was powered by magic just like Arcelf's was powered by ignorance and Elf's powered by vanity.
All Members refreshed and ready headed out to reclaim the android. Psycho despite being 3 foot tall was behind the wheel whilst elf worked the pedals. Stopping numerous times to pick up ice cream, hot dogs, Christmas gifts, several hitchhikers and some hot chick that Elf somehow pointed out despite working the pedals. Suddenly sirens flared and the familiar sound of law enforcement vehicles sounded in the background.
The officer walked up to the window looked in turned back to the patrol car and looked in again.
"There's no one in here" The officer yelled to his partner.
"GHOST CAR" Came the screamed reply as the car speed of leaving the officer behind. The remaining officer looked towards the window again. Looking downwards he saw an oversized hat and sunglasses staring back at him. He handed her his license quickly and without hesitation trying to avoid certain questions.
"What how are you old enough to drive you look ten at best," The office shouted unintentionally. The question made psycho shudder.
Clearing his throat he calmly spoke a pre-prepared speech reserved for everyone he spoke to in this situation.
"Do you have any idea how fast you were driving." The officer asked.
"No I cant see the speedometer" he replied
"I DO I DO I DOOOOO ASK ME" Arcelf yelled and pleaded from the passenger seat. Psycho elf turned and scowled at the younger Newman. Who then conveniently lapsed into narcolepsy.
The officer sweatdroped. "Do you have any animals in the vehicle"
"No"
"Any contraband"
"No"
"Any Firearms or weapons of any kind"
"No"
A faint growling came from the boot of the vehicle.
(Seconds later)
The officer now gagged and blinded was thrown into the boot by Psycho elf, Elf and the now awake Arcelf.
"What are we going to do about her" The Members of epod had a group discussion Elf had spoken first. The others looked around taking a few minutes to think.
"Well Andy needs a new "companion" doesn't he" the word companion caused chuckles amongst the group.
A scream came from the boot of the vehicle as it sped towards the powergen building.
Authors note: this is my attempt at a humor fic something to do whilst writing the more serious chimpus Nu dark enforcers. I know the character names aren't exactly original but when a character gets to level 82 you don't really want to change them. Beware the ultimate Lilly's
Evil Pixies of death or EPOD for short
Chapter Three: Bath the android A.K.A The toilet duck saga
Ave was kicking and struggling as the people from powergen kidnapped him and threw him into the van. Searching for the right tool to keep the android quiet they returned a proceeded to beat his punk ass down with numerous blows to his head and rectal plate. The only sound coming out of the android now the gentle hum of his fridge motor.
Psycho sat on the log that had somehow found its way into this chapter and sighed.
" So what now Arcelf" he asked the only remaining member of Epod whilst Elf's limp form began to drown in his own drool.
"How about bringing Elf back so we can solve this labyrinth." Arcelf looked downed by the current situation.
Psycho stood on one foot pointed the Hildebears head towards Elf and brought him back.
"What happened? And why am I covered in drool?" Elf asked only to be hit by another Megid ball.
"PSYCHO" Arcelf screeched
A sweatdrop appeared on psycho's forehead and fell to the floor with a metallic thud
"That was odd" Psycho stated the obvious casting the reverser spell once more.
"AWWWW MAN NOT AGAIN" Elf yelled using his left hand to wipe away the clear sticky substance.
"I'm heading back to take a shower" He emphasized the word shower by flicking the little globs of drool stuck to his fingers at the others throwing down a telepipe with his other hand.
"You cant do that here I doubt the postman is stupid enough to just let us telepipe out" It seemed psycho overestimated the postman's intelligence.
"His mag must have a low IQ" Psycho tried to defend their unworthy adversary it was shameful enough to be tricked by a postman but an insanely stupid one was cutting the line a little thin.
"Like Ave's" Arcelf pitched in as all three entered the telepipe.
----------------------------------------------------{Meanwhile}-------------
Ave was floating in a tube of green fluid. No not the magic kind he's an android floating in magical restoring substance would make sense to what little plot there is. The android bobbed up and down in a steady vision. His systems seemed to be in sleep mode as there was no girlish screaming heard. Maybe they got soundproofing but we can only hope.
"Ah experimenting with the android huh what is it now Electro testing." A young yet white-haired scientist said with bitter glee.
"No I just thought the android could use a bath," The Elder and completely bald scientist said spinning on his swivel chair.
"Ah that would explain the molten slag at the bottom and several animal bones floating at the top of the tube" The younger spoke quickly.
Psycho turned the taps to the shower on and began to scrub his back with the hildebear cane despite its protests. All the members had decided to get their own personal showers installed into their own room's since no one would want to use the shower after the android used it oil was the second hardest thing to flake out of ones toenails second only to breakfast cereal's. Psycho's was powered by magic just like Arcelf's was powered by ignorance and Elf's powered by vanity.
All Members refreshed and ready headed out to reclaim the android. Psycho despite being 3 foot tall was behind the wheel whilst elf worked the pedals. Stopping numerous times to pick up ice cream, hot dogs, Christmas gifts, several hitchhikers and some hot chick that Elf somehow pointed out despite working the pedals. Suddenly sirens flared and the familiar sound of law enforcement vehicles sounded in the background.
The officer walked up to the window looked in turned back to the patrol car and looked in again.
"There's no one in here" The officer yelled to his partner.
"GHOST CAR" Came the screamed reply as the car speed of leaving the officer behind. The remaining officer looked towards the window again. Looking downwards he saw an oversized hat and sunglasses staring back at him. He handed her his license quickly and without hesitation trying to avoid certain questions.
"What how are you old enough to drive you look ten at best," The office shouted unintentionally. The question made psycho shudder.
Clearing his throat he calmly spoke a pre-prepared speech reserved for everyone he spoke to in this situation.
"Do you have any idea how fast you were driving." The officer asked.
"No I cant see the speedometer" he replied
"I DO I DO I DOOOOO ASK ME" Arcelf yelled and pleaded from the passenger seat. Psycho elf turned and scowled at the younger Newman. Who then conveniently lapsed into narcolepsy.
The officer sweatdroped. "Do you have any animals in the vehicle"
"No"
"Any contraband"
"No"
"Any Firearms or weapons of any kind"
"No"
A faint growling came from the boot of the vehicle.
(Seconds later)
The officer now gagged and blinded was thrown into the boot by Psycho elf, Elf and the now awake Arcelf.
"What are we going to do about her" The Members of epod had a group discussion Elf had spoken first. The others looked around taking a few minutes to think.
"Well Andy needs a new "companion" doesn't he" the word companion caused chuckles amongst the group.
A scream came from the boot of the vehicle as it sped towards the powergen building.