Disclaimer: I don't own Phantasy Star it belongs to Sega the characters are
mine or belong to those who gave up there character rights when I declared
they were part of epod even though there just character base's. And I don't
own powergen either.
Authors note: this is my attempt at a humor fic something to do whilst writing the more serious chimpus Nu dark enforcers. I know the character names aren't exactly original but when a character gets to level 90 you don't really want to change them. Beware the ultimate Sinows
Evil Pixies of death or EPOD for short
Chapter Four: Operation Foxtrot
The car headed straight towards the powergen building at about gazillion miles per hour (true speed not show due to characters not being able to see it or the powergen building) and soon enough plowed out the other side oddly smaller than when it entered the building. It skidded to a halt let out the car version of gasps for air and fell into about 5 individual pieces of varying size.
A few seconds later an occupant flew out the side window closely followed by multiple fireballs and a megid ball.
"ELF!!!!!!" A yell came from the inside of the car "When I say hit the breaks that doesn't mean push down harder on the accelerator. Oh and Arcelf weren't you reading the map."
Elf didn't reply and Psycho wasn't one to approve of the reply he got from Arcelf as light snoring echoed through the wreckage.
Two heads then poked out from the wreckage the first was that of the Newman hunter Arcelf who was now miraculously awake. The second head was native to Ragol and was currently rotating around in a circle as if on lookout it then popped back under roared a bit and lead a now black soot covered Psycho out of the wreckage.
"Erm guys I forgot to buy Dimate can we go back to pioneer" Elf stated
Psycho, Arcelf and several guards all fell comically sideward. Inside the building Ave shuddered violently.
"Elf we are on pioneer" Arcelf intervened before psycho could launch a megid ball.
The non-captive members of epod agreed that they would head back and collect some more stuff. Creating another telepipe. They ran around the shops increasing the owner of the green shop's fortune and making the owners of the orange and blue shops go further into debt. They also decided to hurl insults at the principle knowing full well that he could only reply to them if they got close enough.
Ave continued to float up and down as the now awake android was having a staring contest he could not lose or win since neither him nor the vacuum in the jar next to him had eyelids to blink with.
"AAH MR FRIDGE you have awoken" The swivel chair bound scientist spoke.
"Why are you doing this... WHY DOES EVERYONE BULLY ME" Ave's emotional outburst would have shown tears if he wasn't in a tube of green goo or if he had tear ducts. The fridge motor continued to hum steadily
'Its so damn loud I cant believe I didn't notice it sooner' The android thought. "Don't worry Mr. scientist" Looking at the scientist he zoomed in on the nametag "Mome.... You used to be cool but now look at you."
The scientist. Now known as Mome looked visibly shocked... "How did you know my name" he gasped.
"Nametag" The android said with the android version of a scowl which just made him look like the left side of his face was visibly collapsing unable to stand its own weight. "Your in for the beating of your life when my friends come to save me Mome" Ave yelled.
Mome brought up the surveillance footage of the epod members heading back through the telepipe.
Swearing followed suit and continued until someone found Ave's off switch.
Psycho looked through the Bank that oddly it wasn't possible to rob. He removed a single item and chuckled to himself. All the workers of powergen wouldn't forget epod's intrusion quickly thanks to this.
Psycho went towards the telepipe and began playing around with the camera trying to get into a pose with the spare time available.
Mome still confined to the swivel chair turned around to monitor his other subjects as epod telepiped back in.
Psycho chuckled in a way that would probably get him a role in the next gangster movie as he activated the item he brought. Fear suddenly struck into the souls of everyone within a 2-mile radius of the building. A familiar tune began to play. The tune of death.
Several guards began to cry unable to take the torment of it any longer as the lyrics kicked in. "In the Nights dream delights" The tune acted as a curse upon all that heard it.
Psycho kicked a guard in the head as the number 24 appeared. ' I hate the new battle system' he thought to himself as he let out a gizonde blast onto the guards. Their smoking body's still twitched for seconds afterwards as the Exp. sign floated from their now limp form.
Several Gizonde blasts and disemboweled guards latter epod were waiting for the elevator.
"Ok this one is out of order so we shall wait for the next one" Psycho declared
(Several minutes later) "Screw this" Psycho yelled as he cast a zonde blast on the elevator "WERE TAKING THE STAIRS."
Several seconds later a small cloud of dust came through the elevator doors as the elevator got down to epod's level the hard way.
So the members of epod began to climb the stairs. Unaware they were being watched.
And the postman let out a laugh of glee.
Authors note: this is my attempt at a humor fic something to do whilst writing the more serious chimpus Nu dark enforcers. I know the character names aren't exactly original but when a character gets to level 90 you don't really want to change them. Beware the ultimate Sinows
Evil Pixies of death or EPOD for short
Chapter Four: Operation Foxtrot
The car headed straight towards the powergen building at about gazillion miles per hour (true speed not show due to characters not being able to see it or the powergen building) and soon enough plowed out the other side oddly smaller than when it entered the building. It skidded to a halt let out the car version of gasps for air and fell into about 5 individual pieces of varying size.
A few seconds later an occupant flew out the side window closely followed by multiple fireballs and a megid ball.
"ELF!!!!!!" A yell came from the inside of the car "When I say hit the breaks that doesn't mean push down harder on the accelerator. Oh and Arcelf weren't you reading the map."
Elf didn't reply and Psycho wasn't one to approve of the reply he got from Arcelf as light snoring echoed through the wreckage.
Two heads then poked out from the wreckage the first was that of the Newman hunter Arcelf who was now miraculously awake. The second head was native to Ragol and was currently rotating around in a circle as if on lookout it then popped back under roared a bit and lead a now black soot covered Psycho out of the wreckage.
"Erm guys I forgot to buy Dimate can we go back to pioneer" Elf stated
Psycho, Arcelf and several guards all fell comically sideward. Inside the building Ave shuddered violently.
"Elf we are on pioneer" Arcelf intervened before psycho could launch a megid ball.
The non-captive members of epod agreed that they would head back and collect some more stuff. Creating another telepipe. They ran around the shops increasing the owner of the green shop's fortune and making the owners of the orange and blue shops go further into debt. They also decided to hurl insults at the principle knowing full well that he could only reply to them if they got close enough.
Ave continued to float up and down as the now awake android was having a staring contest he could not lose or win since neither him nor the vacuum in the jar next to him had eyelids to blink with.
"AAH MR FRIDGE you have awoken" The swivel chair bound scientist spoke.
"Why are you doing this... WHY DOES EVERYONE BULLY ME" Ave's emotional outburst would have shown tears if he wasn't in a tube of green goo or if he had tear ducts. The fridge motor continued to hum steadily
'Its so damn loud I cant believe I didn't notice it sooner' The android thought. "Don't worry Mr. scientist" Looking at the scientist he zoomed in on the nametag "Mome.... You used to be cool but now look at you."
The scientist. Now known as Mome looked visibly shocked... "How did you know my name" he gasped.
"Nametag" The android said with the android version of a scowl which just made him look like the left side of his face was visibly collapsing unable to stand its own weight. "Your in for the beating of your life when my friends come to save me Mome" Ave yelled.
Mome brought up the surveillance footage of the epod members heading back through the telepipe.
Swearing followed suit and continued until someone found Ave's off switch.
Psycho looked through the Bank that oddly it wasn't possible to rob. He removed a single item and chuckled to himself. All the workers of powergen wouldn't forget epod's intrusion quickly thanks to this.
Psycho went towards the telepipe and began playing around with the camera trying to get into a pose with the spare time available.
Mome still confined to the swivel chair turned around to monitor his other subjects as epod telepiped back in.
Psycho chuckled in a way that would probably get him a role in the next gangster movie as he activated the item he brought. Fear suddenly struck into the souls of everyone within a 2-mile radius of the building. A familiar tune began to play. The tune of death.
Several guards began to cry unable to take the torment of it any longer as the lyrics kicked in. "In the Nights dream delights" The tune acted as a curse upon all that heard it.
Psycho kicked a guard in the head as the number 24 appeared. ' I hate the new battle system' he thought to himself as he let out a gizonde blast onto the guards. Their smoking body's still twitched for seconds afterwards as the Exp. sign floated from their now limp form.
Several Gizonde blasts and disemboweled guards latter epod were waiting for the elevator.
"Ok this one is out of order so we shall wait for the next one" Psycho declared
(Several minutes later) "Screw this" Psycho yelled as he cast a zonde blast on the elevator "WERE TAKING THE STAIRS."
Several seconds later a small cloud of dust came through the elevator doors as the elevator got down to epod's level the hard way.
So the members of epod began to climb the stairs. Unaware they were being watched.
And the postman let out a laugh of glee.