Disclaimer: I don't own Phantasy Star it belongs to Sega the characters are
mine or belong to those who gave up there character rights when I declared
they were part of epod even though there just character base's. And I don't
own powergen either.
Authors note: this is my attempt at a humor fic something to do whilst writing the more serious chimpus Nu dark enforcers.
Evil Pixies of death or EPOD for short
Chapter Five: There's definitely something in the water/ Quickland
Our relatively abnormal heroes made their way up the stairs in a fashion that would make the champion stair climber advinco martin spin in his grave and breakdance.
Psycho panted his breath visibly leaving due to the cold air up in the top floors. He began silently cursing his small height and wishing for a magical solution. Why did Ave possibly have to be on the top floor? A thought stuck psycho in the side of the head causing him to fall backwards and knock the now asleep Arcelf downward in a catastrophic and near fatal fall. 'Why hadn't they check the lower floors first ' well I didn't matter anyway since Ave was about get a beating for the sake of honor and casual bullying.
Mome still confined to his swivel chair swiveled once more as his new ally entered coated by the blackness of the broken hallway light.
"You're late," Mome said momentarily annoyed
"I had to deal with our guests" The voice echoed back through the hollow lab.
"I got your coffee sir. EEEEE Dammit stop doing that" The third voice joined the conversation shocked at the new ally's arrival.
"AH.... Good good Bobithy meet our new guest Mr. Steinbrek" Mome let out a laugh of glee "You were saying about our unwanted guests. Dealt with them huh well they are still in one piece so that's not good enough"
Mr. Steinbrek hung his head in shame. "But I just left a trap for them doesn't mean its active yet" He whispered as he walked towards the window before taking flight through some now visible Grey wings.
"That's one weird postman Sir," The younger assistant added.
"For once your report is correct Bobithy" Mome replied swiveling once more.
Ave's optical receptors flicked once more before he lapsed into unconsciousness
"Save Against Darkness Shine Though Repetition." A Definite female voice spoke into Ave's sound receivers. Ave wondered if androids could be drugged as his hallucinations got even weirder.
Elf Scratched himself in front of a floor video camera unaware it was watching him. The Security personnel instantly regretted doing so as Elf began to curse a foreign object somehow being flaking and stuck as various tearing sounds echoed through the security room. That day another two employees called for resignation after epods visit.
"Yeah baby soon as I save this dumb ass I'll be right over. Yeah. What do you mean toilet paper...? OF COURSE I LEAVE THE SEAT UP... You're impossible " Psycho yelled down the phone.
"OOOO has psycho got a date planed" Arcelf Squealed in an annoyingly high pitched tone.
"Only your mother" Psycho replied a bit to casually
Arcelf's eyebrows fell down with a thud no longer amused... "Were Newmans Psycho... we don't have mothers we were created in labs dumbass" Arcelf clearly not amused at her lack of family being pointed out.
"Yeah... What's your point" Psycho asked confused
Arcelf fell over oddly since she was neither asleep nor dead. As Arcelf was getting back onto her feet a sound echoed by the window behind them. Psycho and Elf turned split seconds apart from each other ready to fight. Arcelf however faced the wrath of a decapitated Hildebear as the sudden swinging motion knocked her headfirst down the stairs.
"What I turned round for this" Elf picked up a parcel and began to shake it. "Think it's a bomb?" Elf asked Psycho Clearly enjoying his toying with fate
"Most probably is want to plant it on Ave?" Psycho came up with the standard reply for such circumstances. As is phone rang yet again.
"Yeah it's me. Yeah baby huh you got it right... two pepperoni one meat feast and one oil surprise. Yeah. Half an hour and its free... well ok yeah but we might not be back by then... what... What do you mean you don't deliver that far." Psycho hung up angry at the world once more.
"Where is Arcelf? "He asked
Arcelf lay in a Jumbled heap of Limbs and vital organs due to ungracefully landing on several migrating hamsters' Their blood dribbling out of her mouth for unknown reasons. The blood began to get a thin coat as Arcelf leapt up with a jolt and hurriedly rushed to rejoin the others.
Psycho Kicked down the door as he and Elf rushed inside the room they had just randomly decided to explore.
"Hai begora the legends were true" Psycho muttered as the walked further into the dimly lit room.
"It's a bit disappointing now I think about it. Where are the women" Elf Muttered back the hair on the back of his neck standing on end.
"You know where we are then" Psycho questioned
"No a clue but there should always be women." Elf replied
Floating in front of them was Ave or what looked like Ave and sounded like Ave due to the fridge motor humming. His old Metallic Grey coating was gone chunks of it floating to dissolve in the liquid tank. Ave had now become a white color a power lead floated from a port in the back of his back down to just a few inches shorter than his feet. The power lead itself as big as a member of Epod.
The sound of a chair swiveling echoed in the hollow room.
"Ha mighty warriors I have you now"
Psycho and Elf turned and looked at each other each burst into laughing at the others "mightiness" in the most sarcastic way possible.
"Stop Taking the Piss" Mome yelled, "You wont be laughing in a minute," he said pressing a large red button marked do not press under penalty of death.
Psycho looked around it seemed nothing had happened. Psycho began to wonder as mome began to slowly get taller.
Ave hit the sides of his container relentlessly trying to warn Psycho and Elf what they were standing in. His blows creating a small crack that steadily got wider and more ridged with every blow. Without warning the container broke and Ave washed face first to the floor Unable to remove his face from the floor Ave began to Swear like a sea captain.
'Why isn't Ave getting up ' Psycho thought his eyes suddenly locked on a box in the corner. 'Quickland what the hell was that' Suddenly things began to click. "Were Sinking "Psycho yelled "In Quickland" 'Where is Arcelf when you need her' Elf thought coming up with a plan to save his hair as well as his life.
"Save yourself" Psycho yelled throwing the decapitated Hildebear head onto the non-sinking land.
Arcelf stood outside of the door swaying with a gentle breeze z signs and snot bubbles indicating that she was once again deep asleep. The gentle breeze suddenly turned violent and she hit the ground with a thud and woke. Arcelf ran in to see what the commotion was in the next room.
"Arcelf" Psycho and Elf yelled in unison "Help us" Arcelf ran into the room to see what was happening and to attempt a rescue. Arcelf suddenly fell asleep and landed face first into the quickland.
"Its all up to hildebear head now" Psycho began to Mummer The quickland rising up to his neck.
Authors note: this is my attempt at a humor fic something to do whilst writing the more serious chimpus Nu dark enforcers.
Evil Pixies of death or EPOD for short
Chapter Five: There's definitely something in the water/ Quickland
Our relatively abnormal heroes made their way up the stairs in a fashion that would make the champion stair climber advinco martin spin in his grave and breakdance.
Psycho panted his breath visibly leaving due to the cold air up in the top floors. He began silently cursing his small height and wishing for a magical solution. Why did Ave possibly have to be on the top floor? A thought stuck psycho in the side of the head causing him to fall backwards and knock the now asleep Arcelf downward in a catastrophic and near fatal fall. 'Why hadn't they check the lower floors first ' well I didn't matter anyway since Ave was about get a beating for the sake of honor and casual bullying.
Mome still confined to his swivel chair swiveled once more as his new ally entered coated by the blackness of the broken hallway light.
"You're late," Mome said momentarily annoyed
"I had to deal with our guests" The voice echoed back through the hollow lab.
"I got your coffee sir. EEEEE Dammit stop doing that" The third voice joined the conversation shocked at the new ally's arrival.
"AH.... Good good Bobithy meet our new guest Mr. Steinbrek" Mome let out a laugh of glee "You were saying about our unwanted guests. Dealt with them huh well they are still in one piece so that's not good enough"
Mr. Steinbrek hung his head in shame. "But I just left a trap for them doesn't mean its active yet" He whispered as he walked towards the window before taking flight through some now visible Grey wings.
"That's one weird postman Sir," The younger assistant added.
"For once your report is correct Bobithy" Mome replied swiveling once more.
Ave's optical receptors flicked once more before he lapsed into unconsciousness
"Save Against Darkness Shine Though Repetition." A Definite female voice spoke into Ave's sound receivers. Ave wondered if androids could be drugged as his hallucinations got even weirder.
Elf Scratched himself in front of a floor video camera unaware it was watching him. The Security personnel instantly regretted doing so as Elf began to curse a foreign object somehow being flaking and stuck as various tearing sounds echoed through the security room. That day another two employees called for resignation after epods visit.
"Yeah baby soon as I save this dumb ass I'll be right over. Yeah. What do you mean toilet paper...? OF COURSE I LEAVE THE SEAT UP... You're impossible " Psycho yelled down the phone.
"OOOO has psycho got a date planed" Arcelf Squealed in an annoyingly high pitched tone.
"Only your mother" Psycho replied a bit to casually
Arcelf's eyebrows fell down with a thud no longer amused... "Were Newmans Psycho... we don't have mothers we were created in labs dumbass" Arcelf clearly not amused at her lack of family being pointed out.
"Yeah... What's your point" Psycho asked confused
Arcelf fell over oddly since she was neither asleep nor dead. As Arcelf was getting back onto her feet a sound echoed by the window behind them. Psycho and Elf turned split seconds apart from each other ready to fight. Arcelf however faced the wrath of a decapitated Hildebear as the sudden swinging motion knocked her headfirst down the stairs.
"What I turned round for this" Elf picked up a parcel and began to shake it. "Think it's a bomb?" Elf asked Psycho Clearly enjoying his toying with fate
"Most probably is want to plant it on Ave?" Psycho came up with the standard reply for such circumstances. As is phone rang yet again.
"Yeah it's me. Yeah baby huh you got it right... two pepperoni one meat feast and one oil surprise. Yeah. Half an hour and its free... well ok yeah but we might not be back by then... what... What do you mean you don't deliver that far." Psycho hung up angry at the world once more.
"Where is Arcelf? "He asked
Arcelf lay in a Jumbled heap of Limbs and vital organs due to ungracefully landing on several migrating hamsters' Their blood dribbling out of her mouth for unknown reasons. The blood began to get a thin coat as Arcelf leapt up with a jolt and hurriedly rushed to rejoin the others.
Psycho Kicked down the door as he and Elf rushed inside the room they had just randomly decided to explore.
"Hai begora the legends were true" Psycho muttered as the walked further into the dimly lit room.
"It's a bit disappointing now I think about it. Where are the women" Elf Muttered back the hair on the back of his neck standing on end.
"You know where we are then" Psycho questioned
"No a clue but there should always be women." Elf replied
Floating in front of them was Ave or what looked like Ave and sounded like Ave due to the fridge motor humming. His old Metallic Grey coating was gone chunks of it floating to dissolve in the liquid tank. Ave had now become a white color a power lead floated from a port in the back of his back down to just a few inches shorter than his feet. The power lead itself as big as a member of Epod.
The sound of a chair swiveling echoed in the hollow room.
"Ha mighty warriors I have you now"
Psycho and Elf turned and looked at each other each burst into laughing at the others "mightiness" in the most sarcastic way possible.
"Stop Taking the Piss" Mome yelled, "You wont be laughing in a minute," he said pressing a large red button marked do not press under penalty of death.
Psycho looked around it seemed nothing had happened. Psycho began to wonder as mome began to slowly get taller.
Ave hit the sides of his container relentlessly trying to warn Psycho and Elf what they were standing in. His blows creating a small crack that steadily got wider and more ridged with every blow. Without warning the container broke and Ave washed face first to the floor Unable to remove his face from the floor Ave began to Swear like a sea captain.
'Why isn't Ave getting up ' Psycho thought his eyes suddenly locked on a box in the corner. 'Quickland what the hell was that' Suddenly things began to click. "Were Sinking "Psycho yelled "In Quickland" 'Where is Arcelf when you need her' Elf thought coming up with a plan to save his hair as well as his life.
"Save yourself" Psycho yelled throwing the decapitated Hildebear head onto the non-sinking land.
Arcelf stood outside of the door swaying with a gentle breeze z signs and snot bubbles indicating that she was once again deep asleep. The gentle breeze suddenly turned violent and she hit the ground with a thud and woke. Arcelf ran in to see what the commotion was in the next room.
"Arcelf" Psycho and Elf yelled in unison "Help us" Arcelf ran into the room to see what was happening and to attempt a rescue. Arcelf suddenly fell asleep and landed face first into the quickland.
"Its all up to hildebear head now" Psycho began to Mummer The quickland rising up to his neck.