Disclaimer: I don't own Phantasy Star it belongs to Sega the characters are
mine or belong to those who gave up there character rights when I declared
they were part of epod even though there just character base's. And I don't
own powergen either.
Authors note: this is my attempt at a humor fic something to do whilst writing the more serious chimpus Nu dark enforcers.
Evil Pixies of death or EPOD for short
Chapter Six: Why androids cant use magic
With quickland quickly rising up towards his neck psycho looked on in horror. Hildebear head was doing all that a head on a stick could to stop him sinking but laying flat and doing nothing didn't appear to be working. Psycho gave up if Hildebear head couldn't have them what would. He sighed in defeat and flung his head backwards towards the quickland. Psycho was confused had something stopped him.
"That's it" He yelled out. Using his stupid looking Newman force hat as a pivot to push himself out of the quickland.
Grasping Hildebear head in his hands psycho began a victory dance before realizing it was horrifically out of character and began to practice scowling. Using Hildebear head like the toy which bites things usually it's a crocodile on a stick he began to pick out his teammates one by one.
Wiping the quickland from Aves face they began the slow and tedious process of rebooting the android.
"What kind of android needs to reboot." Elf yelled out Whilst Arcelf laid still on the floor snoring lightly.
"For Gods sake" Elf yelled again as Ave resumed booting up after 5 minutes of virus checking.
"I think its broken." The now awake Arcelf pitched in.
Psycho Sighed as Elf and Arcelf began to argue about ' just how broke Ave really was' when he rebooted.
Aves mouth moved without sound as Psycho brought up a screen inside of Aves chest plate.
"Soundcard not found in use from another application" Psycho Followed this with a scream.
"No wonder it took so long to reboot." Arcelf happily exclaimed. "They installed windows in him."
Elf began to inwardly cry at his bad luck.
The Journey back down was harder than the one upwards due to Ave Crashing every five minutes and being thrown down the stairs by the others to save time.
Reaching the car The members of epod decided to walk back to their base five doors away. Realizing it was a bad idea to have taken the long route in the first place.
Psycho Began to rub his head as he entered their front door. Mail had piled up on their front door during the time they had been gone and several letters exploded.
Arcelf Yawned to herself. "I'm sleepy" She spoke whilst yawning "I'm going to bed."
Lumps of sweat began to trickle down the back of the remaining members of epod.
"Didn't she just sleep" Ave spoke up
"Most of the day actually." Elf exclaimed.
"I hope we never have to leave the house again." Psycho spoke his mind. "You try spending half an hour with these guys." He motioned to Ave and began mumbling to himself. "Wish I had been kidnapped."
Elf whispered to Ave. "I wish he had been too. We wouldn't have had to save him."
Elfs comment fell on death ears as Ave rebooted again after another system error.
"Dammit" Elf yelled storming off into the kitchen.
Authors note: this is my attempt at a humor fic something to do whilst writing the more serious chimpus Nu dark enforcers.
Evil Pixies of death or EPOD for short
Chapter Six: Why androids cant use magic
With quickland quickly rising up towards his neck psycho looked on in horror. Hildebear head was doing all that a head on a stick could to stop him sinking but laying flat and doing nothing didn't appear to be working. Psycho gave up if Hildebear head couldn't have them what would. He sighed in defeat and flung his head backwards towards the quickland. Psycho was confused had something stopped him.
"That's it" He yelled out. Using his stupid looking Newman force hat as a pivot to push himself out of the quickland.
Grasping Hildebear head in his hands psycho began a victory dance before realizing it was horrifically out of character and began to practice scowling. Using Hildebear head like the toy which bites things usually it's a crocodile on a stick he began to pick out his teammates one by one.
Wiping the quickland from Aves face they began the slow and tedious process of rebooting the android.
"What kind of android needs to reboot." Elf yelled out Whilst Arcelf laid still on the floor snoring lightly.
"For Gods sake" Elf yelled again as Ave resumed booting up after 5 minutes of virus checking.
"I think its broken." The now awake Arcelf pitched in.
Psycho Sighed as Elf and Arcelf began to argue about ' just how broke Ave really was' when he rebooted.
Aves mouth moved without sound as Psycho brought up a screen inside of Aves chest plate.
"Soundcard not found in use from another application" Psycho Followed this with a scream.
"No wonder it took so long to reboot." Arcelf happily exclaimed. "They installed windows in him."
Elf began to inwardly cry at his bad luck.
The Journey back down was harder than the one upwards due to Ave Crashing every five minutes and being thrown down the stairs by the others to save time.
Reaching the car The members of epod decided to walk back to their base five doors away. Realizing it was a bad idea to have taken the long route in the first place.
Psycho Began to rub his head as he entered their front door. Mail had piled up on their front door during the time they had been gone and several letters exploded.
Arcelf Yawned to herself. "I'm sleepy" She spoke whilst yawning "I'm going to bed."
Lumps of sweat began to trickle down the back of the remaining members of epod.
"Didn't she just sleep" Ave spoke up
"Most of the day actually." Elf exclaimed.
"I hope we never have to leave the house again." Psycho spoke his mind. "You try spending half an hour with these guys." He motioned to Ave and began mumbling to himself. "Wish I had been kidnapped."
Elf whispered to Ave. "I wish he had been too. We wouldn't have had to save him."
Elfs comment fell on death ears as Ave rebooted again after another system error.
"Dammit" Elf yelled storming off into the kitchen.