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(An: Ok, due to aaaall those requests, here's the lineup. (btw, the acolytes have joined the team. Just to make things simpler. Male lead: Scott a.k.a Cyclops (that guy's got a real leader complex.Also, he's an awful singer.) Male backup: Bobby and Sam a.k.a. Iceman and Cannonball. Female lead singer and guitar: Rogue Female backups: Amara, Jubilee and Rahne a.k.a Magma, Jubilee, and Wolfsbane. Drums: Kurt and John a.k.a Nightcrawler and Pyro. Dj:Jamie a.k.a Multiple. Backup guitars and bass: Ray, Roberto, Remy and Kitty, a.k.a Bezerker, Sunspot,Gambit, and Shadowcat. Strange, I know, but I had to TRY to put everyone in, or someone'd kill me. I JUST know they would. These were the requests on the other site, anyway.)
THE NEXT DAY:
Jean picked up the clipboard, and went and sat on a long table set up in the common room. The other judges (Kitty, Kurt, Rogue, and Scott) were sitting there too.
"Ok," said Jean, reading from the clipboard. "First up is Amara, and she's trying for female backup singer."
Amara walked up to the table, and began to sing "Lady Madonna" (sorry, all I could think of. It's rather ridiculous, though, don't ya think?) She had a nice voice, and was ok-ed into the posistion. She smiled, curtsied, and walked off.
"Next, Rogue. She's trying for lead singer and guitarist." (sorry, I'm not very imaginitive.)
Rogue stepped away from the judges table, and picked up a guitar and some sheet music. She began to sing (in a very haunting voice) Evenescance's "Going Under". (which is a very good song, btw. Nice and gothy. Chat lingo will soon consume me.) When she stopped, everyone stared, before breaking into thunderous applause.
"Well, I really don't think we need to ask on that one." (Of course Rogue would make it. I already posted the listings, remember?)
"Next, Jubilee. She's trying for backup."
Jubilee walked up. She began to sing "My will". (Japanese song. Really good.) Her voice was high and slightly shaky, but everyone agreed it would be good for a descant for Rogue's lower one, which would sound really cool.
Ok, right. Next up is Bobby. He's trying out for male backup. Everyone got their earplugs?" Everyone nodded. "Ok Bobby, fire away."
Bobby walked up, and began to sing. He was awful, to put it lightly. He sang "Things just keep getting better", which, as you might imagine, made some people question his, er, status as it's the theme song for "Queer eye for the Straight Guy". (Which is a funny show, btw.) But, no one questioned putting him on, as no one sounds good singing that song, and no one felt like being iced.
"Umm, ok then. Next up, Scott." She beamed at him, and Scott blushed. (Jeez, will those two ever stop beating around the bush?) No one had to ask what he was trying for.
Scott walked up, and sang "I'm Too Sexy". There were a few snickers at that, as everyone knows it's a male model bashing song. (Everyone except Scott.) However, he was put on as well, as no one else felt like having to sit on Kentucky fried butt. (And all the other guys were too scared of getting time in the danger room to question him.)
"Oh, you did so well, Scott," Jean gushed. "Next up, erm, Remy. He's trying for backup guitar." She raised her eyebrows at the crowd. (Get it? Rogue is lead and, I'll leave up to you to infer that. I can't make stupid jokes about the populace, since I REALLY HAVE NO IDEAS! Oh, btw, I put Remy on guitar cause it'd be cool, since he can make the guitar blow up at the end of the show. Cool huh?)
Remy stood up, looking rather embarrassed. Jean's reaction had caused quite a few snickers in the watching crowd. He then began jamming on a REALLY cool guitar with card stuff on it. (You know, like aces, spades, diamonds, that kinda thing?) Needless to say, he was REALLY good. (Bow in awe of the greatest guy known to woman!) Also needless to say, he got the part. (This put a very sastified smile on Rogue's face.)
"Kitty's next. She's going for... Bass guitar? Not what I thought you would've picked Kitty." Kitty shrugged as she walked past Jean.
She then proceeded to rock out (I'm really trying here) to applause. She (Of course.) got the part.
"Sam's up. He's going for backup singer."
Sam stepped up, looking kinda nervous.
"Go Sam!" said Rahne from the back.
He grinned at her, then began to sing. He sang "Scarbarough Fair" (Simon and Garfunkel. Why do I bother?) really well, to lots of applause. Needless to say, he got the part. (These auditions are fixed, remember?)
"Next up, Rahne. She's going for backup singer. Good luck Wolfie!"
Rahne stepped up from the back and Sam quickly took her place. She sang "Hungry Like The Wolf", and at the end changed into one and howled accompaniment. She also got the part.
"That was great Rahne. Next up, John AND Kurt. They're doing a "Drum Duel"."
Kurt and John stepped up, and set up their drum sets. They then proceeded to duel. John would play something, then Kurt would copy it. They ended up doing a really cool duet, still copying each other. They got the parts. (Duh!)
"Umm, Jamie's next. He's trying for DJ."
Jamie stepped up, and did a really KEWL (think surfer) version of "Double Trouble". (Which sucks, which explains why it was such an achievement.) As he was the only one trying for DJ, of course he got the part.
"Uh oh,"said Jean. "Er, Ray and Roberto are doing a lead and bass guitar duet. HIDE!" Everyone proceeded to hide under the table. "Go ahead, go ahead then."
Ray and Roberto (What say we call him "Rob" from here on out?) stepped up, glaring I-hate-you-and-after-this-I'm-gonna-kill-you-but-right-now-I'm- gonna-pretend-I-like-you glares of death. Despite this, they sounded REALLY cool until the end, when they had a fight, and everyone ended up smoking. (As in charred flesh smoking.) Unfortunately, they got the parts.
(So dat's dat. If you want the other site, it's the fanfic section of , the community section. Yes, I am dat skysong.)
(An: Ok, due to aaaall those requests, here's the lineup. (btw, the acolytes have joined the team. Just to make things simpler. Male lead: Scott a.k.a Cyclops (that guy's got a real leader complex.Also, he's an awful singer.) Male backup: Bobby and Sam a.k.a. Iceman and Cannonball. Female lead singer and guitar: Rogue Female backups: Amara, Jubilee and Rahne a.k.a Magma, Jubilee, and Wolfsbane. Drums: Kurt and John a.k.a Nightcrawler and Pyro. Dj:Jamie a.k.a Multiple. Backup guitars and bass: Ray, Roberto, Remy and Kitty, a.k.a Bezerker, Sunspot,Gambit, and Shadowcat. Strange, I know, but I had to TRY to put everyone in, or someone'd kill me. I JUST know they would. These were the requests on the other site, anyway.)
THE NEXT DAY:
Jean picked up the clipboard, and went and sat on a long table set up in the common room. The other judges (Kitty, Kurt, Rogue, and Scott) were sitting there too.
"Ok," said Jean, reading from the clipboard. "First up is Amara, and she's trying for female backup singer."
Amara walked up to the table, and began to sing "Lady Madonna" (sorry, all I could think of. It's rather ridiculous, though, don't ya think?) She had a nice voice, and was ok-ed into the posistion. She smiled, curtsied, and walked off.
"Next, Rogue. She's trying for lead singer and guitarist." (sorry, I'm not very imaginitive.)
Rogue stepped away from the judges table, and picked up a guitar and some sheet music. She began to sing (in a very haunting voice) Evenescance's "Going Under". (which is a very good song, btw. Nice and gothy. Chat lingo will soon consume me.) When she stopped, everyone stared, before breaking into thunderous applause.
"Well, I really don't think we need to ask on that one." (Of course Rogue would make it. I already posted the listings, remember?)
"Next, Jubilee. She's trying for backup."
Jubilee walked up. She began to sing "My will". (Japanese song. Really good.) Her voice was high and slightly shaky, but everyone agreed it would be good for a descant for Rogue's lower one, which would sound really cool.
Ok, right. Next up is Bobby. He's trying out for male backup. Everyone got their earplugs?" Everyone nodded. "Ok Bobby, fire away."
Bobby walked up, and began to sing. He was awful, to put it lightly. He sang "Things just keep getting better", which, as you might imagine, made some people question his, er, status as it's the theme song for "Queer eye for the Straight Guy". (Which is a funny show, btw.) But, no one questioned putting him on, as no one sounds good singing that song, and no one felt like being iced.
"Umm, ok then. Next up, Scott." She beamed at him, and Scott blushed. (Jeez, will those two ever stop beating around the bush?) No one had to ask what he was trying for.
Scott walked up, and sang "I'm Too Sexy". There were a few snickers at that, as everyone knows it's a male model bashing song. (Everyone except Scott.) However, he was put on as well, as no one else felt like having to sit on Kentucky fried butt. (And all the other guys were too scared of getting time in the danger room to question him.)
"Oh, you did so well, Scott," Jean gushed. "Next up, erm, Remy. He's trying for backup guitar." She raised her eyebrows at the crowd. (Get it? Rogue is lead and, I'll leave up to you to infer that. I can't make stupid jokes about the populace, since I REALLY HAVE NO IDEAS! Oh, btw, I put Remy on guitar cause it'd be cool, since he can make the guitar blow up at the end of the show. Cool huh?)
Remy stood up, looking rather embarrassed. Jean's reaction had caused quite a few snickers in the watching crowd. He then began jamming on a REALLY cool guitar with card stuff on it. (You know, like aces, spades, diamonds, that kinda thing?) Needless to say, he was REALLY good. (Bow in awe of the greatest guy known to woman!) Also needless to say, he got the part. (This put a very sastified smile on Rogue's face.)
"Kitty's next. She's going for... Bass guitar? Not what I thought you would've picked Kitty." Kitty shrugged as she walked past Jean.
She then proceeded to rock out (I'm really trying here) to applause. She (Of course.) got the part.
"Sam's up. He's going for backup singer."
Sam stepped up, looking kinda nervous.
"Go Sam!" said Rahne from the back.
He grinned at her, then began to sing. He sang "Scarbarough Fair" (Simon and Garfunkel. Why do I bother?) really well, to lots of applause. Needless to say, he got the part. (These auditions are fixed, remember?)
"Next up, Rahne. She's going for backup singer. Good luck Wolfie!"
Rahne stepped up from the back and Sam quickly took her place. She sang "Hungry Like The Wolf", and at the end changed into one and howled accompaniment. She also got the part.
"That was great Rahne. Next up, John AND Kurt. They're doing a "Drum Duel"."
Kurt and John stepped up, and set up their drum sets. They then proceeded to duel. John would play something, then Kurt would copy it. They ended up doing a really cool duet, still copying each other. They got the parts. (Duh!)
"Umm, Jamie's next. He's trying for DJ."
Jamie stepped up, and did a really KEWL (think surfer) version of "Double Trouble". (Which sucks, which explains why it was such an achievement.) As he was the only one trying for DJ, of course he got the part.
"Uh oh,"said Jean. "Er, Ray and Roberto are doing a lead and bass guitar duet. HIDE!" Everyone proceeded to hide under the table. "Go ahead, go ahead then."
Ray and Roberto (What say we call him "Rob" from here on out?) stepped up, glaring I-hate-you-and-after-this-I'm-gonna-kill-you-but-right-now-I'm- gonna-pretend-I-like-you glares of death. Despite this, they sounded REALLY cool until the end, when they had a fight, and everyone ended up smoking. (As in charred flesh smoking.) Unfortunately, they got the parts.
(So dat's dat. If you want the other site, it's the fanfic section of , the community section. Yes, I am dat skysong.)