I was so happy to see that I got 18 reviews for one chapter!!! You guys are
so great!!! And so are your fanfics!!!!! Remember to keep with the reviews
because that is what I LIVE on!!! Ok enough with the question marks. Now a
note to each of the wonderful people who reviewed my story!!!
Pixie Kate: since so many other ppl wanted Snape in this chapter ITS DONE!!!
mystical-kitty: Oh that's too bad, but do carry on
AriadneLily: glad you enjoyed it!!!
Scrl3t Roz3 : I wouldn't mind being the other character, lol. Draco sighs I'll see who I can make him tongue wrestle with. But I'm open to any suggestions
Lena: Hermione fail a test!!! I think she'd rather commit suicide first.
CloakedInDarkness: If George made out with all the girls, which are Hermione and Ginny, don't you think making out with his sister is kinda weird??
Alexis McLean: I LOVE your ideas!!! They're so great, and so many!!!! I'm definitely gonna use them.
Baby T: Thanks, I love your stories too!!! I will read Hermione's affair!!!
Phoenix Firefly: Yeh I know, Harry is kinda OOC, kinda??? I meant VERY OOC. But that's whats so fun!!! Everyone's crazy!!
blackbeltchick06: it's ok, im not trying to squeeze all your brain fluids for ideas lol. Just if you have a good one, review it!!!
dmbabe: Yes, harry is kind of the lunatic, and I will be writing more!!
BiGMeaNSilveRDragoN: thanks, that way, ppl can choose what happens in the fanfics and I get reviews from all you wonderful people!!!
SilverDragon: You related to my other reviwer BiGMeaNSilveRDragoN in any way? Lol, I love that part too, I will definitely keep writing if you keep reviewing. =)
AlliRoxMySox: Great Idea!!! I love it but I don't think the HP characters will LOL!!! on an upcoming chapter, read about SNAPE in a PINK TUTU!!!! mwuhahaahaa
Wamunroe1: One silly Ron coming up.
Skiz : Im sorry for putting Snape in a pink tutu, but it had to be done, I don't think he minded too much though, lol.
sb1: Thanks, you're a super person =)
flutterby: yes mam, and I think Elijah wood is way hot too!!!!
ON WITH THE STORY!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Hp, etc, etc, etc, yadda yadda yadda, but I wish I did tho.
HAPPY READING!!
..Proffessor Snape!!"
Snape jumped up from his chair and walked over to Harry. "What Potter!!! I will NOT take any part in this idiotic immature childs game. It is immature and a waste of time. I am only here to find out who followed me to my ballet lessons and I will be off..."
"Oh and Potter, 10 points from Gryffindor for even considering the ludicrous idea." He added, walking towards the portrait hole to leave.
"But you could find out who took those pictures..."Harry said slyly, knowing that line would catch his attention.
Snape lifted an eyebrow and thought about it for a while, then walked back to his chair and sat down. "FINE, but im only staying to make sure Malfoy gets treated fairly."
"Well truth or dare professor?" Hermione asked eager to seek revenge on the hateful potions master.
"5 points from Griffidor because granger opened her mouth ruining my concentration, now let me think.
Snape 1: "I say truth, you saw what they made Potter do, he dance and sang to BRITNEY SPEARS!!!"
Snape 2: "Yeh, take the safe way out, but what if..what if they ask "THE" question and they find out!!!"
Snape 1: "True, true, but what if they make you something stupid and humiliate yourself."
Snape 2: "But they must not know about.You Know Who"
Snape 1: "The Dark Lord, I thought you stopped having nightmares of him since you got that night light"
Snape 2: "NO NO, not that 'You Know Who" I meant you.know.whooooooo."
Snape 1: Ohhhh
Harry and the gang watched Snape talk to himself.
"Any sudden moves and he may attack, so take caution" Fred whispered. The others nodded.
"DARE" Snape bellowed after ages of debating.
Harry grinned and said a simple charm and Snape was standing a sparkly pink tutu, a silver and green tiara studded with diamonds, a long golden fairy wand and a pair of pink lace up ballet shoes.
"Shirley what are you doing here, I thought I put you in my trunk." Snape said talking to his pink tutu.
Harry and co. started giggling but stopped when they received glares from Snape.
"Your dare is to show us some of what you learn at you ballet classes" Harry shouted to Snape to get him out of his "Shirley trance".
"What? I can't do that Potter!!!" Snape screamed.
"Why not Professor?" Harry asked angry that he wasn't going to go through with his brilliant dare.
"Because I haven't got the right music!!!" Snape replied as a matter of factly. Snape then transfigured a tape and placed it in the already transfigured tape recorder.
Once again the lights dimmed but the spotlight was on Snape this time. He started slowly with gentle moves, then started pirouetting out of control. He leaped and he soared around the common room. This time it was Fred who was taking the pictures.
Snape was getting so into it, that he had to finish off with a great leap from a sofa onto the ground. He jumped off the sofa but instead of a perfect landing, his left shoe had come undone got caught in the arm rest and he fell on his face. Poor Snapey.
The whole crowd gave him a standing ovation. They cheered and clapped loudly, but Snape was knocked out so he didn't hear it.
"Uhh someone wanna see if hes okay?" Draco asked. Everyone looked at Hermione.
"FINE" she walked slowly over to the still Snape and tapped her wand on his head very hard 3 times. He stirred and got up groggily and sat down between a coat rack and an armchair.
"Okay, who's badger turn is badger it now?" he slurred to the coat rack.
"Uhh, professor Snape, we're over here" Ginny called out to him.
"Oh badger, I Badger knew that" he got up and walked out the portrait hole, still in company of Shirley, the pink tutu.
"Hey come back, its your turn!!!!" Draco called to his house leader.
"Doest matter, I'll go now" Fred said. "Truth or dare.Malfoy"
Draco who was still calling after him pondered for a short while and came up with " truth, ive seen what your dares are like and there's no way im cross-dressing."
"Very well, heeheeheeee. When did you stop sleeping with a stuffed animal?" Fred asked the blonde.
"Well, I haven't" he replied.
"What?? The prince of slytherin, little rich Mafloy still sleeps with a toy!!!" Ron screamed out, then started going into fits of laughter.
"Shut it Weasley, at least I can afford it." Draco said hotly.
"I think its cute, can I see it?" Hermione asked.
Draco looked around the circle unsure. "Fine, but you cant touch him!" and with that he left to retrieve his little treasure.
He came back after 5 minutes with a brown furry tattered teddy bear. "He's called cuddles, and if any of this gets out, you in trouble" he said sneering at everyone. He sat back down with cuddles and started rocking him to sleep.
He was so caught up with cuddles, it took him a while to remember it was his turn. "Truth or dare...
I hope you enjoyed that, I don't think it was as funny as the first one but the dare and the truth was great!!! Thanks to AlliRoxMySox for her idea on Snape and the performance and Alexis McLean for the idea of Draco admitting he slept with a teddy!!! To other people who gave ideas, yours will be used at a later date I promise!!
REMEMBER TO REVIEW WITH MORE IDEAS AND JUST THE USUAL, ITS GOOD/BAD/HILLARIOUS/STUPID/ANYTHING!!!!!!
Pixie Kate: since so many other ppl wanted Snape in this chapter ITS DONE!!!
mystical-kitty: Oh that's too bad, but do carry on
AriadneLily: glad you enjoyed it!!!
Scrl3t Roz3 : I wouldn't mind being the other character, lol. Draco sighs I'll see who I can make him tongue wrestle with. But I'm open to any suggestions
Lena: Hermione fail a test!!! I think she'd rather commit suicide first.
CloakedInDarkness: If George made out with all the girls, which are Hermione and Ginny, don't you think making out with his sister is kinda weird??
Alexis McLean: I LOVE your ideas!!! They're so great, and so many!!!! I'm definitely gonna use them.
Baby T: Thanks, I love your stories too!!! I will read Hermione's affair!!!
Phoenix Firefly: Yeh I know, Harry is kinda OOC, kinda??? I meant VERY OOC. But that's whats so fun!!! Everyone's crazy!!
blackbeltchick06: it's ok, im not trying to squeeze all your brain fluids for ideas lol. Just if you have a good one, review it!!!
dmbabe: Yes, harry is kind of the lunatic, and I will be writing more!!
BiGMeaNSilveRDragoN: thanks, that way, ppl can choose what happens in the fanfics and I get reviews from all you wonderful people!!!
SilverDragon: You related to my other reviwer BiGMeaNSilveRDragoN in any way? Lol, I love that part too, I will definitely keep writing if you keep reviewing. =)
AlliRoxMySox: Great Idea!!! I love it but I don't think the HP characters will LOL!!! on an upcoming chapter, read about SNAPE in a PINK TUTU!!!! mwuhahaahaa
Wamunroe1: One silly Ron coming up.
Skiz : Im sorry for putting Snape in a pink tutu, but it had to be done, I don't think he minded too much though, lol.
sb1: Thanks, you're a super person =)
flutterby: yes mam, and I think Elijah wood is way hot too!!!!
ON WITH THE STORY!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Hp, etc, etc, etc, yadda yadda yadda, but I wish I did tho.
HAPPY READING!!
..Proffessor Snape!!"
Snape jumped up from his chair and walked over to Harry. "What Potter!!! I will NOT take any part in this idiotic immature childs game. It is immature and a waste of time. I am only here to find out who followed me to my ballet lessons and I will be off..."
"Oh and Potter, 10 points from Gryffindor for even considering the ludicrous idea." He added, walking towards the portrait hole to leave.
"But you could find out who took those pictures..."Harry said slyly, knowing that line would catch his attention.
Snape lifted an eyebrow and thought about it for a while, then walked back to his chair and sat down. "FINE, but im only staying to make sure Malfoy gets treated fairly."
"Well truth or dare professor?" Hermione asked eager to seek revenge on the hateful potions master.
"5 points from Griffidor because granger opened her mouth ruining my concentration, now let me think.
Snape 1: "I say truth, you saw what they made Potter do, he dance and sang to BRITNEY SPEARS!!!"
Snape 2: "Yeh, take the safe way out, but what if..what if they ask "THE" question and they find out!!!"
Snape 1: "True, true, but what if they make you something stupid and humiliate yourself."
Snape 2: "But they must not know about.You Know Who"
Snape 1: "The Dark Lord, I thought you stopped having nightmares of him since you got that night light"
Snape 2: "NO NO, not that 'You Know Who" I meant you.know.whooooooo."
Snape 1: Ohhhh
Harry and the gang watched Snape talk to himself.
"Any sudden moves and he may attack, so take caution" Fred whispered. The others nodded.
"DARE" Snape bellowed after ages of debating.
Harry grinned and said a simple charm and Snape was standing a sparkly pink tutu, a silver and green tiara studded with diamonds, a long golden fairy wand and a pair of pink lace up ballet shoes.
"Shirley what are you doing here, I thought I put you in my trunk." Snape said talking to his pink tutu.
Harry and co. started giggling but stopped when they received glares from Snape.
"Your dare is to show us some of what you learn at you ballet classes" Harry shouted to Snape to get him out of his "Shirley trance".
"What? I can't do that Potter!!!" Snape screamed.
"Why not Professor?" Harry asked angry that he wasn't going to go through with his brilliant dare.
"Because I haven't got the right music!!!" Snape replied as a matter of factly. Snape then transfigured a tape and placed it in the already transfigured tape recorder.
Once again the lights dimmed but the spotlight was on Snape this time. He started slowly with gentle moves, then started pirouetting out of control. He leaped and he soared around the common room. This time it was Fred who was taking the pictures.
Snape was getting so into it, that he had to finish off with a great leap from a sofa onto the ground. He jumped off the sofa but instead of a perfect landing, his left shoe had come undone got caught in the arm rest and he fell on his face. Poor Snapey.
The whole crowd gave him a standing ovation. They cheered and clapped loudly, but Snape was knocked out so he didn't hear it.
"Uhh someone wanna see if hes okay?" Draco asked. Everyone looked at Hermione.
"FINE" she walked slowly over to the still Snape and tapped her wand on his head very hard 3 times. He stirred and got up groggily and sat down between a coat rack and an armchair.
"Okay, who's badger turn is badger it now?" he slurred to the coat rack.
"Uhh, professor Snape, we're over here" Ginny called out to him.
"Oh badger, I Badger knew that" he got up and walked out the portrait hole, still in company of Shirley, the pink tutu.
"Hey come back, its your turn!!!!" Draco called to his house leader.
"Doest matter, I'll go now" Fred said. "Truth or dare.Malfoy"
Draco who was still calling after him pondered for a short while and came up with " truth, ive seen what your dares are like and there's no way im cross-dressing."
"Very well, heeheeheeee. When did you stop sleeping with a stuffed animal?" Fred asked the blonde.
"Well, I haven't" he replied.
"What?? The prince of slytherin, little rich Mafloy still sleeps with a toy!!!" Ron screamed out, then started going into fits of laughter.
"Shut it Weasley, at least I can afford it." Draco said hotly.
"I think its cute, can I see it?" Hermione asked.
Draco looked around the circle unsure. "Fine, but you cant touch him!" and with that he left to retrieve his little treasure.
He came back after 5 minutes with a brown furry tattered teddy bear. "He's called cuddles, and if any of this gets out, you in trouble" he said sneering at everyone. He sat back down with cuddles and started rocking him to sleep.
He was so caught up with cuddles, it took him a while to remember it was his turn. "Truth or dare...
I hope you enjoyed that, I don't think it was as funny as the first one but the dare and the truth was great!!! Thanks to AlliRoxMySox for her idea on Snape and the performance and Alexis McLean for the idea of Draco admitting he slept with a teddy!!! To other people who gave ideas, yours will be used at a later date I promise!!
REMEMBER TO REVIEW WITH MORE IDEAS AND JUST THE USUAL, ITS GOOD/BAD/HILLARIOUS/STUPID/ANYTHING!!!!!!