Disclaimer: What? I DON'T own the X-men? opens closet door Ok, outta my
closet!
(an: Oooook, here we go again. Uh, still open to suggestions, but I will have the X-men get booked. As you may've guessed by the title, I have decided to MAKE LOGAN NUTS, as they don't show his berzerk side often enough in Evo. .:insert mad laughter:.)
1 MONTH LATER:
The X-men (the band, not the crime fighters, although it's pretty much the same.) had been practicing Haunted, and lots of other nice gothy songs, (since Rogue still had COMPLETE AND UTTER CONTROL! .:insert mad laughter:.) and they were actually getting pretty good.
However, just to torture him, Professor X (who can be, now that I think about it, pretty mad as well.) still had Logan watching the sessions, to make sure Rob and Ray didn't kill and/or maim themselves or anybody else.
Logan, however, couldn't put up with much more of this. His ears ached constantly, and he went around with "Lady Madonna" stuck in his head ALL day ever since he heard Amara sing it at the auditions. (Which was enough torture for ANYONE. Believe me, I know. .:shudders:.)
So (as you may've guessed by the title) one day Logan just couldn't take any more. But we'll get to that in a sec. First I need to add some hilarity to this chapter.
20 MINUTES TO BLOWUP:
Rogue was sick that day, so Scott and Jean were actually in charge for once. (Yup, had to do it. There are way more Rogue fans then there are Jott fans, and I just don't feel like dying today. Anyway, the crowd is getting restless. I'll be dead soon enough. .:gulps and begins to write will:. And besides, I like Rogue too.)
Since they were in charge, things were quite different. For instance, Jean was replacing (Temporarily of course) Rogue as lead singer, and she and Scott were doing a duet. What song, you ask? "The Power Of Love", of course. (Thank you Diamond!)
Everyone else was quietly trying to slip away, during a Jott make-out session, because they knew enough about Logan to realize that he was in a very fragile mental state. (What with the hallucinations, the screaming- like-a-little-girl, and the whimpering in corners. And of course the fact that he was walking around humming random Beatle's tunes all day long.)
Logan was currently sitting in the corner of the garage closest to his beloved motorcycle, humming Yellow Submarine. (A very, very bad sign. But a very, very good song.) The professor had told him to sit there, (Or it could've been a little voice in his head. Same difference though.) in the hopes that the motorcycle would stabelize him.
To put it lightly, it wasn't working.
To put it strongly, it wasn't working at all.
10 MINUTES TO BLOWUP:
Jean and Scott had wasted 10 minutes of practice more or less just making out. Everyone was staring, because none of them had ever seen ANYONE kiss that long. Some of the randier (and rather hopeless) boys were taking notes, and the girls were betting on when they'd come up for air. Sam and Bobby were discussing whether or not they had just passed out like that.
5 MINUTES TO BLOWUP:
Jean and Scott were still going strong. (Kinda like that Energizer bunny. They just keep going and going, in more than one way. Except neither of them had ANY musical talent to speak of whatsoever.)
1 MINUTE TO BLOWUP:
Jean and Scott had finally stopped.
"Ok, everybody, you got the music, lets get started." The band began to play. Softly at first, but they would get louder.
30 SECONDS TO BLOWUP:
Logan was getting tense. Very tense.
10:
The music was getting steadily louder.
9:
Logan was getting upset.
8:
Jean and Scott were making out again, but the band went on without them.
7:
Logan began to rock back and forth.
6:
Jean and Scott were winding down, as it was getting closer to their cue.
5:
Logan began to hum louder.
4:
Jean and Scott broke off and went to their mics.
3:
Logan began to whimper.
2:
Jean and Scott cleared their throats.
1:
Jean and Scott began to sing the worst and loudest version of "The Power Of Love", that was ever sung. (Which was quite an achievement, as that song's complete crap.)
BLAST OFF !
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
That was it, Logan had snapped. It was all he could take.
Everyone dropped their instruments. Jean and Scott didn't seem to notice, as they were making out, AGAIN. Everyone began to run.
(an: Ok, the scene of carnage that followed was unmatched in anything. I really can't describe it, because somewhere in all that mess (people screaming and running, furniture being destroyed, ya know, the norm around the institute.) the Brotherhood showed up, and erm, Logan began to rip people apart. The only ones he didn't get to were Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch, as I like them, and Quicksilver was too fast and the Witch too powerful. To make a long story short, the Scarlet Witch used her power to affect probabability fields and changed the probability of Logan going back to normal (which was about 100,000,000,000,000:1) and made it 1:1 so it would actually happen. (Hey, even the Witch can be ripped apart.) So everything was ok. More or less.)
THE NEXT DAY:
Logan walked into the kitchen. Everyone quickly turned away. Logan (the great, unfeeling one) was clearly embarrassed. But no one cared about that. All they cared about was the week and a half of punishment duty they had to do since they'd pushed Logan so far. (Even though it was really the professor's fault.)
(Long enough for ya?)
(an: Oooook, here we go again. Uh, still open to suggestions, but I will have the X-men get booked. As you may've guessed by the title, I have decided to MAKE LOGAN NUTS, as they don't show his berzerk side often enough in Evo. .:insert mad laughter:.)
1 MONTH LATER:
The X-men (the band, not the crime fighters, although it's pretty much the same.) had been practicing Haunted, and lots of other nice gothy songs, (since Rogue still had COMPLETE AND UTTER CONTROL! .:insert mad laughter:.) and they were actually getting pretty good.
However, just to torture him, Professor X (who can be, now that I think about it, pretty mad as well.) still had Logan watching the sessions, to make sure Rob and Ray didn't kill and/or maim themselves or anybody else.
Logan, however, couldn't put up with much more of this. His ears ached constantly, and he went around with "Lady Madonna" stuck in his head ALL day ever since he heard Amara sing it at the auditions. (Which was enough torture for ANYONE. Believe me, I know. .:shudders:.)
So (as you may've guessed by the title) one day Logan just couldn't take any more. But we'll get to that in a sec. First I need to add some hilarity to this chapter.
20 MINUTES TO BLOWUP:
Rogue was sick that day, so Scott and Jean were actually in charge for once. (Yup, had to do it. There are way more Rogue fans then there are Jott fans, and I just don't feel like dying today. Anyway, the crowd is getting restless. I'll be dead soon enough. .:gulps and begins to write will:. And besides, I like Rogue too.)
Since they were in charge, things were quite different. For instance, Jean was replacing (Temporarily of course) Rogue as lead singer, and she and Scott were doing a duet. What song, you ask? "The Power Of Love", of course. (Thank you Diamond!)
Everyone else was quietly trying to slip away, during a Jott make-out session, because they knew enough about Logan to realize that he was in a very fragile mental state. (What with the hallucinations, the screaming- like-a-little-girl, and the whimpering in corners. And of course the fact that he was walking around humming random Beatle's tunes all day long.)
Logan was currently sitting in the corner of the garage closest to his beloved motorcycle, humming Yellow Submarine. (A very, very bad sign. But a very, very good song.) The professor had told him to sit there, (Or it could've been a little voice in his head. Same difference though.) in the hopes that the motorcycle would stabelize him.
To put it lightly, it wasn't working.
To put it strongly, it wasn't working at all.
10 MINUTES TO BLOWUP:
Jean and Scott had wasted 10 minutes of practice more or less just making out. Everyone was staring, because none of them had ever seen ANYONE kiss that long. Some of the randier (and rather hopeless) boys were taking notes, and the girls were betting on when they'd come up for air. Sam and Bobby were discussing whether or not they had just passed out like that.
5 MINUTES TO BLOWUP:
Jean and Scott were still going strong. (Kinda like that Energizer bunny. They just keep going and going, in more than one way. Except neither of them had ANY musical talent to speak of whatsoever.)
1 MINUTE TO BLOWUP:
Jean and Scott had finally stopped.
"Ok, everybody, you got the music, lets get started." The band began to play. Softly at first, but they would get louder.
30 SECONDS TO BLOWUP:
Logan was getting tense. Very tense.
10:
The music was getting steadily louder.
9:
Logan was getting upset.
8:
Jean and Scott were making out again, but the band went on without them.
7:
Logan began to rock back and forth.
6:
Jean and Scott were winding down, as it was getting closer to their cue.
5:
Logan began to hum louder.
4:
Jean and Scott broke off and went to their mics.
3:
Logan began to whimper.
2:
Jean and Scott cleared their throats.
1:
Jean and Scott began to sing the worst and loudest version of "The Power Of Love", that was ever sung. (Which was quite an achievement, as that song's complete crap.)
BLAST OFF !
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
That was it, Logan had snapped. It was all he could take.
Everyone dropped their instruments. Jean and Scott didn't seem to notice, as they were making out, AGAIN. Everyone began to run.
(an: Ok, the scene of carnage that followed was unmatched in anything. I really can't describe it, because somewhere in all that mess (people screaming and running, furniture being destroyed, ya know, the norm around the institute.) the Brotherhood showed up, and erm, Logan began to rip people apart. The only ones he didn't get to were Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch, as I like them, and Quicksilver was too fast and the Witch too powerful. To make a long story short, the Scarlet Witch used her power to affect probabability fields and changed the probability of Logan going back to normal (which was about 100,000,000,000,000:1) and made it 1:1 so it would actually happen. (Hey, even the Witch can be ripped apart.) So everything was ok. More or less.)
THE NEXT DAY:
Logan walked into the kitchen. Everyone quickly turned away. Logan (the great, unfeeling one) was clearly embarrassed. But no one cared about that. All they cared about was the week and a half of punishment duty they had to do since they'd pushed Logan so far. (Even though it was really the professor's fault.)
(Long enough for ya?)