Disclaimer: Right now, all I own is some very tasty fries. (My roomate went
nuts and went all Kentucky fried goodness on my duck.) .:Crowd grabs at my
fries:. MY FRIES!
(AN: Nobody worry about feeling like an idiot. Everyone feels like an idiot when reading the humor section. (I miss my duck. =( Although it really was quite tasty.) Anyway, here you go... The moment you've all been waiting for... I give you, the one, the only, as promised... ROGUE'S REVENGE!!!! I had some throat drops so guess what you can do now.. .:insert evil laughter:.!!!)
RIGHT WHERE I LEFT OFF:
As practice was over everyone began to pack up, and file out. No one noticed as Rogue went around, whispered in a few people's ears, who then quickly exited, and re-zapped Scott and Jean who were coming to. She needed their powers anyway.
Rogue looked around. The few people she had told to get-while-the-getting- was-good had left. (Namely Kurt, Kitty, Sam, Rahne, Jubilee, Remy, Pyro, and Jamie.)
"Excellent.", she murmured. "Now, on with THE PLAN!!!" .:insert southeren accented crazed-with-power-and-oh-so-evil laughter:.
Everyone else had packed up, and were heading towards the door. Using Scott's powers, Rogue welded the door shut.
Everyone stopped dead, and turned to face Rogue slowly.
"Rogue, what are you doing?", asked Bobby. "Remember, we're your friends?"
"Oh, no you ain't!", said Rogue, steaming mad now. "All of my friends (Except for Kurt, who she pardoned being fictionally related to him.) just went out that door. Y'all are my enemies, as you accepted that bi-yatch (Think the movie "The New Guy". If you haven't seen, go do so. It is the funniest movie on the planet, but for maybe the American pie series.)Taryn's offer! Y'all knew that I woulda said no!!! But no, you betray me, go behind my back, and ACCEPT!! For that, y'all, if not die, will writhe in the torment of my wrath!!!" .:more southeren accented evil laughter:.
She then used Jean's telekinetic powers to move all the vehicles (including Logan's motorcycle, which he happened to be sitting on at the time, humming placidly, murmering that he loved his bikey, completely oblivious to the situation.) in front of the garage doors, so now there was no escape!!!
After a few minutes of evil laughter, Rogue stopped.
"Well, what're ya'll waiting for? WRITHE IN TORMENT, AND BEG FOR MY MERCY!!!!!!!!"
To make a long (and rather gory) story short, everyone was soon writhing in torment.
(The long story? Do I have to? Er, well, see, Rogue zapped Logan (Who really didn't seem to notice, for some reason, he just went on rubbing his motorcycle, saying he loved it and everything was all right. Erm, yeah.) to get his bezerker rage. (She was mad, but not THAT mad. In both senses of the word.) She then went on a rampage, not wrecking anything but people's mental health, torturing people with either a) blackmail, b) comedy records and other sources of pyschical and mental pain, c) zapping them, or d) all of the above. Mostly d, though.
Rogue looked around, feeling very pleased with herself, even though the Jean-psyche was railing her with a lecture, and the Scott-psyche was investigating her personal things. (Er, think gross, Rogue with her skirt off. Not pretty. To a girl, at least.)
Rogue gave an evil grin, and went upstairs to join her brother in bugging Kitty about nothing in general.
(Sorry, not long or funny. I will have more hilarity in the next chapter, I promise!!!)
(AN: Nobody worry about feeling like an idiot. Everyone feels like an idiot when reading the humor section. (I miss my duck. =( Although it really was quite tasty.) Anyway, here you go... The moment you've all been waiting for... I give you, the one, the only, as promised... ROGUE'S REVENGE!!!! I had some throat drops so guess what you can do now.. .:insert evil laughter:.!!!)
RIGHT WHERE I LEFT OFF:
As practice was over everyone began to pack up, and file out. No one noticed as Rogue went around, whispered in a few people's ears, who then quickly exited, and re-zapped Scott and Jean who were coming to. She needed their powers anyway.
Rogue looked around. The few people she had told to get-while-the-getting- was-good had left. (Namely Kurt, Kitty, Sam, Rahne, Jubilee, Remy, Pyro, and Jamie.)
"Excellent.", she murmured. "Now, on with THE PLAN!!!" .:insert southeren accented crazed-with-power-and-oh-so-evil laughter:.
Everyone else had packed up, and were heading towards the door. Using Scott's powers, Rogue welded the door shut.
Everyone stopped dead, and turned to face Rogue slowly.
"Rogue, what are you doing?", asked Bobby. "Remember, we're your friends?"
"Oh, no you ain't!", said Rogue, steaming mad now. "All of my friends (Except for Kurt, who she pardoned being fictionally related to him.) just went out that door. Y'all are my enemies, as you accepted that bi-yatch (Think the movie "The New Guy". If you haven't seen, go do so. It is the funniest movie on the planet, but for maybe the American pie series.)Taryn's offer! Y'all knew that I woulda said no!!! But no, you betray me, go behind my back, and ACCEPT!! For that, y'all, if not die, will writhe in the torment of my wrath!!!" .:more southeren accented evil laughter:.
She then used Jean's telekinetic powers to move all the vehicles (including Logan's motorcycle, which he happened to be sitting on at the time, humming placidly, murmering that he loved his bikey, completely oblivious to the situation.) in front of the garage doors, so now there was no escape!!!
After a few minutes of evil laughter, Rogue stopped.
"Well, what're ya'll waiting for? WRITHE IN TORMENT, AND BEG FOR MY MERCY!!!!!!!!"
To make a long (and rather gory) story short, everyone was soon writhing in torment.
(The long story? Do I have to? Er, well, see, Rogue zapped Logan (Who really didn't seem to notice, for some reason, he just went on rubbing his motorcycle, saying he loved it and everything was all right. Erm, yeah.) to get his bezerker rage. (She was mad, but not THAT mad. In both senses of the word.) She then went on a rampage, not wrecking anything but people's mental health, torturing people with either a) blackmail, b) comedy records and other sources of pyschical and mental pain, c) zapping them, or d) all of the above. Mostly d, though.
Rogue looked around, feeling very pleased with herself, even though the Jean-psyche was railing her with a lecture, and the Scott-psyche was investigating her personal things. (Er, think gross, Rogue with her skirt off. Not pretty. To a girl, at least.)
Rogue gave an evil grin, and went upstairs to join her brother in bugging Kitty about nothing in general.
(Sorry, not long or funny. I will have more hilarity in the next chapter, I promise!!!)