Legend Of Zelda: 21st Century: Inside Zelda's Mind Hello. I'm Princess Zelda. Or at least that's who I am. I think. I hope I'm not, like forgetting anything like that...
I was just telling my servant to get me some coffee, when I was all like, "Omigosh! I like, hafta I.M. Link!" Oh, Nayru!! I think Link is SOO totally hot! He like saves me and stuff!! So then, I'm all, gotta get to my magic mirror and, like, speak to Link and stuff.
Here's my convo:
teh hero of time: Hey, whatz up? NEthing you need?
pretty princess zelda: Nothin'. Just wanted to talk 2 u.
pretty princess zelda: So.. Wanna come over? There isn't NEthing evil going on, I think...
teh hero of time: OK
So, I'm all waiting for minutes and going, "Where the heck is he??" then POOF! He like appears out of nowhere! He's like, "Hey, baby, how are ya?" and I can totally tell he's so interested in me. Then it hit me. I think that he thinks that I think that he thinks we should totally kiss! I'm so right. So then, I give him a hug and he's all "Whoa, let's keep that there until we get into your room." So I'm all "Yeah! Totally!" So then, we go into the teleporter thingy that some scientific dude invented for us, and like, go into my room, only it wasn't my room. It was like, my parents room... so Link, who by the way is looking nervous and excited at the same time, saw another teleporter that lead us into my room, and we did some stuff. It was so fun, like every Saturday night... Only this time, my mom didn't walk in. I think she got it by now, I mean we've done this like SEVEN TIMES!!!!
After 5 hours, Link says that he has to go and I'm all sad 'cause it was 5 hours fewer than before... Yeah, soo, that's a day in the life of me, the beautiful blonde Princess Zelda.