Authors Notes – We thought we had lost this story! But as it turns out, it was hiding in J's Science notebook, J's evil, evil, Science notebook. Anyway...now we found it, so that's all for the Authors Notes folks.

Bonus Authors Notes - You get to hear about the origin of this fantastic story! Lucky you! So we were sitting in Spanish, and T said "J, I can't think of anything to write about." And J said "You should write a story a talking glowing CORN!" Thus this story was created.

Disclaimer – How many times do we have to say this?! We STILL do NOT own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters in the books, except J thinks she owns Draco Malfoy, but hey there's weirdo's in every family.

Dedications - This story is going to be for poor DeathDreamer, who has a very annoying friend who won't finish the story they were writing. We know how she feels...after all we have F to put up with (somewhere a girl screams).
F- Thanks J (not really)
So without further ado...we present...

Harry Potter and the Great Car Chase (without cars)

Once upon a Harry Potter Parody...there were some stalks of corn that talked! Yes I did just type that! The corn talked! And not only that...but they also glowed in the dark!

So one day Harry Potter got like really hungry, even though he had just eaten a crayon a second before. Well now it's two seconds, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, now lets continue in Spanish! Once, doce, trece, cuatorce, quince, decieseis, deciesiete, deciocho, decinueve, veinte!

T – Ow! J you didn't have to kick me that hard!

J – It was kind of necessary.

ANYWAY

Harry was hungry again so he decided to sneak out of the dormitories to get some of the glow in the dark corn.

Then he thought (dun, dun, DAH)

"Maybe if I eat some of that glow in the dark corn, I will be glow in the dark too!" Harry shouted gleefully as he skipped away down the hall. So he was skippin', and skippin', and skippin'. And then he was hoppin', and hoppin', and hoppin'. And then he was runnin', and runnin', and runnin' away from Snape, who now was runnin', and runnin', and runnin' after him.

Then Dumbledore appeared out of a conveniently placed Magnolia Bush, and saw them.

"Oh WOW!" Said Dumbledore enthusiastically, clapping his hands, "I've never seen a car chase...without cars!

Thus the title makes somewhat sense.

So he pulled out his lounge chair and a started poppin' some popcorn.

But poor Harry, whose middle name is Larry (not really but hey it rhymes), was still running.

He ran his whole life...

And when he made it to the corn he died...

insert angst here

Oh well...

Maybe next time...
Authors Notes (version 2.0) –

Wait there isn't going to be a next time...

We just killed off Harry Potter...

The MAIN character of ALL the books!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

We have to do something about this...

Ok Harry magically became alive again, cause he's magic.

Whew...that's a relief.

BYE then.