Disclaimer: I don't own Marvel. Since I can't watch evo, I JUST DON'T
CARE!!!!!
(AN:Right then, I've been bored lately, and I've missed doing this muchly. (Tear, tear. sniff) SOOO, the moment you've been waiting for since February, but first, INSERT EVIL LAUGHTER!!!)
=RIGHT WHERE WE LEFT OFF= It was chaos as usual at the Xavier Institute. The prof had finally gotten word about what Rogue was doing to Jean and Scott. ( Allow me to introduce here a little thing called deceptive maneuvering. I think the professor is stupid, but this is going to be from gasp, gag, ect. Jean's POV so I can have some justification for torturing her, Scott, Professor X, and anybody else I don't like! So therefore I can feel good about myself while totally killing Jean and Scott.)
=JEAN'S POV STARTING (PREPARE YOURSELF FOR EXTREME PREPPINESS AND SUCH IN =
3
2
1!
Ok, so I was sitting there, totally ignoring all those around me because no one currently in the room was perfect enough. I brushed my hair, listened in on Bobby's x-rated thoughts (Since Scott refuses to do it until he's married, this is my only way to get my fix, if ya know what I mean.) and generally did everything within my intelligence level. (Yeah, that's about it.)
So then, Rogue comes back from wherever she was with my darling Scott. So I get mad, see. Really mad, see. So I was just about to blow up and totally kill Rogue, when she dropped Scott. I rushed over to his side and doted on him for a while, until the GREAT BALD ONE entered and started telling Rogue off for basically being Rogue. During that time, I was cheering him on, while making sure Scott had the best ahem view possible.
Then the professor announced that Scott and I were gonna go on a little trip! YAY!!! So I ran upstairs and got all prepped up and levitated back downstairs. I wanted people to feel jealous, see, prep and little slut that I am.
=20 MINUTES LATER=
It felt like we'd been driving for hours. That was only because Scott wouldn't make out with me. Hmph.
"GREAT BALD ONE, where are we going?"
"Don't call me bald," growled a familiar and scary FEMALE?!? voice from the drivers seat. IT WAS MYSTIQUE!! "My dear, darling Roguey and my even dearer darlinger Kurt asked me to drive you off a cliff! Ah, we're here!"
=BACK TO MY NARRATIVE=
So, all's well that end's well. Scott and Jean got dropped off a cliff by Mystique, who, in return, got an entire day with her dysfunctional family.
(Just in case, I'd like to mention here that for all points and purposes, Jean and Scott will still be alive to torture later. Have a nice day!!)
(AN:Right then, I've been bored lately, and I've missed doing this muchly. (Tear, tear. sniff) SOOO, the moment you've been waiting for since February, but first, INSERT EVIL LAUGHTER!!!)
=RIGHT WHERE WE LEFT OFF= It was chaos as usual at the Xavier Institute. The prof had finally gotten word about what Rogue was doing to Jean and Scott. ( Allow me to introduce here a little thing called deceptive maneuvering. I think the professor is stupid, but this is going to be from gasp, gag, ect. Jean's POV so I can have some justification for torturing her, Scott, Professor X, and anybody else I don't like! So therefore I can feel good about myself while totally killing Jean and Scott.)
=JEAN'S POV STARTING (PREPARE YOURSELF FOR EXTREME PREPPINESS AND SUCH IN =
3
2
1!
Ok, so I was sitting there, totally ignoring all those around me because no one currently in the room was perfect enough. I brushed my hair, listened in on Bobby's x-rated thoughts (Since Scott refuses to do it until he's married, this is my only way to get my fix, if ya know what I mean.) and generally did everything within my intelligence level. (Yeah, that's about it.)
So then, Rogue comes back from wherever she was with my darling Scott. So I get mad, see. Really mad, see. So I was just about to blow up and totally kill Rogue, when she dropped Scott. I rushed over to his side and doted on him for a while, until the GREAT BALD ONE entered and started telling Rogue off for basically being Rogue. During that time, I was cheering him on, while making sure Scott had the best ahem view possible.
Then the professor announced that Scott and I were gonna go on a little trip! YAY!!! So I ran upstairs and got all prepped up and levitated back downstairs. I wanted people to feel jealous, see, prep and little slut that I am.
=20 MINUTES LATER=
It felt like we'd been driving for hours. That was only because Scott wouldn't make out with me. Hmph.
"GREAT BALD ONE, where are we going?"
"Don't call me bald," growled a familiar and scary FEMALE?!? voice from the drivers seat. IT WAS MYSTIQUE!! "My dear, darling Roguey and my even dearer darlinger Kurt asked me to drive you off a cliff! Ah, we're here!"
=BACK TO MY NARRATIVE=
So, all's well that end's well. Scott and Jean got dropped off a cliff by Mystique, who, in return, got an entire day with her dysfunctional family.
(Just in case, I'd like to mention here that for all points and purposes, Jean and Scott will still be alive to torture later. Have a nice day!!)
