AN: I always have an idea for a new story when I have a writer's
block. Oh well. Enjoy. I apologize to the blonde people reading my story
but it is just a joke. But if you decide to flame me anyway the flames will
be given to the flame breathers for an amazing performance.
Disclaimer: I don't own "Holes" or "MarySue Guide to Surviving Camp Greenlake" I own the new girl... I wish I owned Zigzag, but I don't. Tear
Chapter 1: Arrival
Sitting on the bus Amy looked out the window. "What the hell was that?" She thought.
"Did anyone else see scanners?" she said aloud.
Amy was traveling to camp greenlake will a few other girls who knew each other. She was an outcast. The other camp they had been in was Camp Pinkcloud. Amy had arrived one day before they were to leave.
Normally she would have gotten a nickname, but they didn't know her well enough at the all girls' camp.
"What the hell you talkin' about girl? What fuckin' scanners? We in the middle of the desert and you see scanners? You crazy." That girl was Flame.
She was known at camp for having the worst attitude towards every one. She couldn't stand it when some one said something stupid. Amy just stopped thinking. She could shut her mind off... literally. All she had to do was to bang her head on something really hard and she could just sit there really really still.
One girl, Diamond, was really slow. She couldn't do anything for herself, including digging in the snow. Her father had been a rich billionaire (hence her name). But he unfortunately lost most of his money in the stock market, and at the horse tracks.
He was afraid that his daughter wouldn't be able to do anything for herself when they had to get rid of all of their servants. She was constantly made fun of and yelled at by Flame.
"Maybe she's right. I thought I saw something out the window too." DB said. She was another idiot. The nicknamed her Dumb Blonde (I apologize again but I can't think up names) or DB for short.
"Are y'all on stupid pills? Hey you new girl. Are you gonna answer me? Huh?" Flame stared at Amy, who had shut her mind off. "What the hell happened to her?"
The bus gave a sudden swerve. They had dodged a hole in the middle of the path. The swerve caused most of the girls to hit their heads. Including Amy whose mind had turned back on.
There on her seat lay a booklet that she hadn't seen before "MarySue Guide to Surviving Camp Greenlake"
She looked through the index. "Wild Life". Now that was something to be afraid of. Snakes, scorpions, and of coarse yellow spotted lizards. She looked over the booklet. Then the bus stopped. The doors opened and they were told to step out.
There were five buses to correspond with the five tents in Camp Greenlake. There was ï¡, ï¢, ï£, ï¤, and ï¥. No one knew how to pronounce this so they are known as weird symbol 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. Flame and her tent were in Weird symbol 4 (or WS 4).
All of the tents were happy to see new faces in both Camp Pinkcloud, and in Camp Greenlake. Flame especially was happy. She had been in camp the longest, nine whole months. The other WS 4 campers had been in the camp around 7 or 8 months.
All of Pinkclould stepped off of the bus in unison. They looked out into the desert waste land, and all of the...
"What the hell? BOYS?!?!?!"
Disclaimer: I don't own "Holes" or "MarySue Guide to Surviving Camp Greenlake" I own the new girl... I wish I owned Zigzag, but I don't. Tear
Chapter 1: Arrival
Sitting on the bus Amy looked out the window. "What the hell was that?" She thought.
"Did anyone else see scanners?" she said aloud.
Amy was traveling to camp greenlake will a few other girls who knew each other. She was an outcast. The other camp they had been in was Camp Pinkcloud. Amy had arrived one day before they were to leave.
Normally she would have gotten a nickname, but they didn't know her well enough at the all girls' camp.
"What the hell you talkin' about girl? What fuckin' scanners? We in the middle of the desert and you see scanners? You crazy." That girl was Flame.
She was known at camp for having the worst attitude towards every one. She couldn't stand it when some one said something stupid. Amy just stopped thinking. She could shut her mind off... literally. All she had to do was to bang her head on something really hard and she could just sit there really really still.
One girl, Diamond, was really slow. She couldn't do anything for herself, including digging in the snow. Her father had been a rich billionaire (hence her name). But he unfortunately lost most of his money in the stock market, and at the horse tracks.
He was afraid that his daughter wouldn't be able to do anything for herself when they had to get rid of all of their servants. She was constantly made fun of and yelled at by Flame.
"Maybe she's right. I thought I saw something out the window too." DB said. She was another idiot. The nicknamed her Dumb Blonde (I apologize again but I can't think up names) or DB for short.
"Are y'all on stupid pills? Hey you new girl. Are you gonna answer me? Huh?" Flame stared at Amy, who had shut her mind off. "What the hell happened to her?"
The bus gave a sudden swerve. They had dodged a hole in the middle of the path. The swerve caused most of the girls to hit their heads. Including Amy whose mind had turned back on.
There on her seat lay a booklet that she hadn't seen before "MarySue Guide to Surviving Camp Greenlake"
She looked through the index. "Wild Life". Now that was something to be afraid of. Snakes, scorpions, and of coarse yellow spotted lizards. She looked over the booklet. Then the bus stopped. The doors opened and they were told to step out.
There were five buses to correspond with the five tents in Camp Greenlake. There was ï¡, ï¢, ï£, ï¤, and ï¥. No one knew how to pronounce this so they are known as weird symbol 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. Flame and her tent were in Weird symbol 4 (or WS 4).
All of the tents were happy to see new faces in both Camp Pinkcloud, and in Camp Greenlake. Flame especially was happy. She had been in camp the longest, nine whole months. The other WS 4 campers had been in the camp around 7 or 8 months.
All of Pinkclould stepped off of the bus in unison. They looked out into the desert waste land, and all of the...
"What the hell? BOYS?!?!?!"