Disclaimer: Right now, all I own are some chips. Yum.

(An: Ok, sorry it took me so long to update, but the statement in "eww, revolting slime" stands. I was grounded. Ok, following in the POV thing I've been doing, this is from John's POV. Before I delve into this, please allow me to say that I am not: nuts, a Pyro hater, or criminally insane. I just like playing with Pyro's char. He's fun! Aaanyway, here it is! insert pyromaniacal laughter Oh, and I don't hate Bobby, I just like playing with him. Also, I think he's an idiot.)

=Pyro's POV (prepare for much nuts-ness and such) IN=

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=BLAST OFF!!=

So I walk in the room. That traitor dude, Collosus, is sitting on the couch. I'm still mad at him for that whole "bangin' sheila" incident. He's sitting there, and as soon as he spots me, he runs off like someone lit a fire under him. Damn, why couldn't that be me?

So the reason I was in the room was cause Rogue had called another band meeting. This time we were gonna work on the songs for the BOB, as Rogue had christened it. Rogue walked in and plugged in her guitar.

"Ok guys. We're gonna do "shut up", "Haunted", and one new one. We're covering "Disease" by Matchbox 20." She passed out the sheet music and counted off.

Now, not to brag bout my skills or nothing, but I am really good at the drums. I picked up the beat almost instantly. I looked over at Kurt, who was keeping the beat with his tail and doing his part as well. Showoff. The song was pretty simple, so we picked it up almost right away and pretty soon were jamming.

After we finished the song, Rogue stood up suddenly.

"I forgot something." She went over and zapped Jean and Scott. She grinned wickedly. After we practiced all our songs, she ended the meeting.

I went outside to have a smoke right, and then I saw it. A fire. Right downtown. Damn convient. So, real quick like, I change into my Pyro costume. The transformation was complete!!! insert more pyromaniacal laughter

So I run and I run and I run in the direction of the fire. Of course, at the time, I didn't know Rogue was following me.

(an: Ok, I would just like to state here that I am not much of a Ryro fan. I like the fics and junk, but really I'm much more of a Romy fan. So I am going to avoid the subject as much as possible, but I'll leave you to insinuate what you want.)

I finally arrived at the fire. Already those stupid cops were there. Totally a downer on my fun. So I borrowed a little fire from the burning building and sent a flame kitty to destroy them. Feeling somewhat empowered, I continued. I walked right up to the blaze, loving the feeling of all that heat. I started destroying the fire fighters one by one, watching them buuuurrrn. Ahh, I felt so good right then.

Just then Rogue zapped me, and everything went black. Man, that sucked!

=Rogue's POV=

So Ah zap the little bugger Pyro, and instantly his pysche started railing me to continue destroying the town. Ah ignored it and started gathering ahl the loose flame into a pahl. Eventually there wasn't any left, and Ah just sent it all into the lake.

Ah walked home, enjoying the fact that Pyro's psyche was nowhere near as perverted as Scott's. Ah made light conversation with Pyro's psyche until it faded. Ah grinned, knowing how much trouble he would be in once he got home, or even there if some more cops showed up.

(Ok, so that was the minds of both the pyromaniac and the Rogue. I don't really think that was too funny though. Oh sadness.)