TUBB WARS : A NEW CAKE
DUM DUM DUM DUM.....
In a galaxy far far away, a ship is being chased by another 'ship' well more
of a food substance, it was Pimpin' Vadars ship the 'Phantom Menace', it
was a giant strawberry shortcake slice and it was twice the size of the
rebel ship which was in a fat a 'Penis Plane', no joke, a plane shaped like
a male's genitalia, the poor rebels didn't realise that their design was that
of a penis and they were the butt of many plomperial jokes. Lazers Blasted
the shields of the penis plane and eventually the combine harvester ray sucked
the ship inside.
Whalers crowed onto the penis plane, 'WE'RE WHALERS ON THE MOON,
WE CARRY A HARPOON, WELL THERE AINT NO WHALES SO WE SING TALL TALES, WE'RE
WHALERS ON THE MOON!' (From Futurama I know!), the rebel thunder chunkys were
overwhelmed. As a dark figure walked across the walkway whilst singing to
the song 'walk this way' by aerosmith feat Run Dmc a female was talking to
two what looked like burgers. 'CMEP30, take this burger to Obese Tomato Puree
Go!' The Burger looked slightly puzzled as both were fired out of a cannon onto
the desert planet of Gan-Dan-Toon, the home of Pizza the Hutt, crime lord and
Uncomprehensible chubster.
The Dark figure approached the Female 'Yo Princess, I'm thinking you
better be giving me those plans to Terry's TM Chocolate death star or else'
'Or else what! Pimpin' Vadar' He simply chuckled 'Calm down baby, or I blow
up your home planet Moldy-an-cheese.. ha ha ha' The princess, who was known as
Princess Slayer 'HIIIYA!!!' she booted the pimp in his face mask only to recieve
a fork in her stomach 'Careful slayer, Iam wise in the way of the fork' she
lay on the floor 'Your too late, I ate the plans, and they were tasty, what
u gonna do a...' This comment was cut short by a punch in the face and a button
being pressed 'Say goodbye to Moldy-an-Cheese!' a huge laser blasted from a
Big Orange Flavoured moon, blowing up a cheese shaped planet....
DUM DUM DUM DUM.....
In a galaxy far far away, a ship is being chased by another 'ship' well more
of a food substance, it was Pimpin' Vadars ship the 'Phantom Menace', it
was a giant strawberry shortcake slice and it was twice the size of the
rebel ship which was in a fat a 'Penis Plane', no joke, a plane shaped like
a male's genitalia, the poor rebels didn't realise that their design was that
of a penis and they were the butt of many plomperial jokes. Lazers Blasted
the shields of the penis plane and eventually the combine harvester ray sucked
the ship inside.
Whalers crowed onto the penis plane, 'WE'RE WHALERS ON THE MOON,
WE CARRY A HARPOON, WELL THERE AINT NO WHALES SO WE SING TALL TALES, WE'RE
WHALERS ON THE MOON!' (From Futurama I know!), the rebel thunder chunkys were
overwhelmed. As a dark figure walked across the walkway whilst singing to
the song 'walk this way' by aerosmith feat Run Dmc a female was talking to
two what looked like burgers. 'CMEP30, take this burger to Obese Tomato Puree
Go!' The Burger looked slightly puzzled as both were fired out of a cannon onto
the desert planet of Gan-Dan-Toon, the home of Pizza the Hutt, crime lord and
Uncomprehensible chubster.
The Dark figure approached the Female 'Yo Princess, I'm thinking you
better be giving me those plans to Terry's TM Chocolate death star or else'
'Or else what! Pimpin' Vadar' He simply chuckled 'Calm down baby, or I blow
up your home planet Moldy-an-cheese.. ha ha ha' The princess, who was known as
Princess Slayer 'HIIIYA!!!' she booted the pimp in his face mask only to recieve
a fork in her stomach 'Careful slayer, Iam wise in the way of the fork' she
lay on the floor 'Your too late, I ate the plans, and they were tasty, what
u gonna do a...' This comment was cut short by a punch in the face and a button
being pressed 'Say goodbye to Moldy-an-Cheese!' a huge laser blasted from a
Big Orange Flavoured moon, blowing up a cheese shaped planet....