It was a sunny afternoon on the planet Gan-Dan-Toon when a burger smacked an
incredibly obese young boy in the face 'WAHOO, Its raining Burgers! UNKIE OWEN!
UNKIE OW...' he couldn't finish his sentence because another burger had just
wacked him in the face 'TWAT!' he exclaimed. one of the burgers had a message
inside it 'Help me Obese Tomato Puree, your my only hope, Help me Obese
Tomato Puree, Your my only hope, Help me Obese Tomato Puree, your my only hope,
Help me Obese Tomato Puree, your my only hope, Help me Obese Tomato Puree, your
my only hope, Help me.... Oh shit Vadar is here, come to Moldy-an-Cheese quick!'
Tubbz was startled to say the least and quickly ate one of the burgers
'No, wait, you just ate R2D2!!!' Tubbz just smiled 'R2D2 you say, he tastes
g-g-g-g-great' he burger just lay there 'Iam CmeP30, the burger, Princess
Slayer sent me here to deliver the message you just ate to Obese Tomato Puree'
Tubbz replied with a puzzled expression 'Princess Slayer? Hmmmm, I don't know
who you are but you remind me of food' He gobbled CmeP30 up and went on
cleaning the droids that I forgot to mention he was cleaning.
1 year later....
'wow, for some strange reason I remember that I ate two burgers a year ago, how
odd'
1 more year later....
'If I wasn't so lazy I'd probably help this princess out'
1 more year later....
'A big fat man walks into a bar... OUCH!!!!' 'Ha... no, your jokes are so lame
Tubbz' 'well excuse me mister 'Princess Slayer needs me to save the world''
The old fat man looked at him 'What did you say?' Tubbz' cheeks went red
'Oh, nothing just that princess Slayer sent you a message and she wants you to
go to Moldy-An-Cheese to save her from 'Vadar'' Obese gave Tubbz a slap
and Rolled down the hill that was next to them Tubbz following him with a
murderous glint in his eye 'COCK FACE!!!'
incredibly obese young boy in the face 'WAHOO, Its raining Burgers! UNKIE OWEN!
UNKIE OW...' he couldn't finish his sentence because another burger had just
wacked him in the face 'TWAT!' he exclaimed. one of the burgers had a message
inside it 'Help me Obese Tomato Puree, your my only hope, Help me Obese
Tomato Puree, Your my only hope, Help me Obese Tomato Puree, your my only hope,
Help me Obese Tomato Puree, your my only hope, Help me Obese Tomato Puree, your
my only hope, Help me.... Oh shit Vadar is here, come to Moldy-an-Cheese quick!'
Tubbz was startled to say the least and quickly ate one of the burgers
'No, wait, you just ate R2D2!!!' Tubbz just smiled 'R2D2 you say, he tastes
g-g-g-g-great' he burger just lay there 'Iam CmeP30, the burger, Princess
Slayer sent me here to deliver the message you just ate to Obese Tomato Puree'
Tubbz replied with a puzzled expression 'Princess Slayer? Hmmmm, I don't know
who you are but you remind me of food' He gobbled CmeP30 up and went on
cleaning the droids that I forgot to mention he was cleaning.
1 year later....
'wow, for some strange reason I remember that I ate two burgers a year ago, how
odd'
1 more year later....
'If I wasn't so lazy I'd probably help this princess out'
1 more year later....
'A big fat man walks into a bar... OUCH!!!!' 'Ha... no, your jokes are so lame
Tubbz' 'well excuse me mister 'Princess Slayer needs me to save the world''
The old fat man looked at him 'What did you say?' Tubbz' cheeks went red
'Oh, nothing just that princess Slayer sent you a message and she wants you to
go to Moldy-An-Cheese to save her from 'Vadar'' Obese gave Tubbz a slap
and Rolled down the hill that was next to them Tubbz following him with a
murderous glint in his eye 'COCK FACE!!!'