Silent Hill: The Room
Stupid People Own Our Fate
CHAPTER 2:
The Girl Who Called Sniffer Dog.
Our hero Henry puts his pants on. On the side of these pants there is a stitched
peace sign.
Henry:I got a hard on for these pants!
Henry makes his way to the fridge with the hellish portal.
Henry: It was a little tight last time. So this time.......LUBRICATION!!!!(echoes)
Henry douses himself with mayonnaise and a wee bit of dish washer soap. Henry then
squeezes through the hole. And through the portal he goes, back to the same place
he was before with Cynthia.
Henry:Hello!? Cynthia, I'm back. I got some very cool pants on now.
No answer.
Henry: Cynthia I brought toilet paper just in case!!
Henry walks to the bathroom, then politely knocks.
Henry: I also brought tampax pearl, just incase. And don't ask were I got them.
No answer.
Henry: Geez...find don't talk you cold hard bitch!
Henry starts to walk off, but then quickly comes back to the door.
Henry: I didn't mean that! I'm sorry. It's just that no one pays attention to me no more,
and it makes me a little sad. I try to make friends, but they don't seem interested in me
and things I like. I mean yeah I try to like what they like, but I can only like kiddy porn
so much.....I never had a fri........
The bathroom door creeps open a tad.
Henry:I guess my pathetic speech won you over....well come on out....
A long red tongue comes around the half way opened door.
Henry:I'm truly flattered and all, but my anus is off limits too.....
Suddenly the door bursts open and to very digusting sniffer dogs with long tongues come out.
Henry:Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, in which all Mormans go to!!!!!!!!
The dogs start slowly circling Henry, growling and making Thunder Cat noises.
Henry: Why didn't I bring that pipe that laid so conveniently next to my fridge
or that even more conveniently placed pistol next to it!!!??? Hey why do they sound
like cats?
The dogs start to close in on our poor Henry. Henry without thinking kicks one of the
dogs, and surprisingly enough, it drops down dead, blood and all.
Henry: Catherine Zeta Jone's Ghost!!!! That was easy!!!
The other dog seems very confused.
Henry: And as God said himself, LET THERE BE STOMPAGE!!!!!!
Henry stomps the living day out of the remaing sniffer dog, leaving it in it's own blood.
Henry: The driver's ED teacher said I had a lead foot, but I didn't believe him.
Henry proceeds into the bathroom, when a level up icon shines above his head.
Henry: 0.o wha????
Henry walks into the bathroom and checks out the scenery.
Henry: Girl's bathrooms aren't better then guy's, they don't even have urinals. Point
one for us! Cynthia you there?
Henry proceeds to the last stall, to find a white doll looking Cynthia with out reached
bloody hands sitting on the toilet.
Henry: Yes I can see your bloody hands, you can put them down now. What did you do, dig
deep? Hey your white. Do you usually use the restroom with the door open? Did those dogs
lick you dry or something? HEY TALK TO ME!!!!!
no answer of course. Henry finally notices the big gapping hole in the wall next to him.
Henry: What's with all the freaken holes?
Henry walks into the hole and wakes up in bed. His pants are down one's again, but this
time the Cynthia dolls lies down there in head giving position.
Henry: Not even your doll could resist!!
The phone rings. And Henry answers.
Henry: Hola, que puede pedir me estoy llamando, y si es un hombre de las ventas, hago un favor y voy la cogida usted mismo.
Cynthia: It's me again, CYNTHIA!!! You didn't come save me!
Henry: You were in the bathroom, and now you are in here, so stop calling her you ¡retraso de perforación del burro!
Henry hangs up the phone, only for it to ring again. Henry answers it.
Henry: Hello? This is Henry Townsend, not relations to Stuart Townsend, may I help you?
Cynthia: Okay look, I'm trapped in the subway train. I need your help!
Henry: Who's this?
Cynthia: CYNTHIA FUCKIN IDIOT!!!!!
Henry: Aunt Cynthia? Hey what the hell has been going with you?
Cynthia: You got to be kidding me!!!
Henry: I kid you not, I really did do twois in jax.
Cynthia: Look if you help me I will do you a special favor....
Henry: Like make a ham omlet for me?
Cynthia:.........uh-yeah well okay, yeah sure.
Henry: With melted cheese?
Cynthia:Yes.
Henry: And the hams cut up in a little cubes?
Cynthia: Of course.
Henry: Then I want you to play footies with me.
Cynthia: Okay sure.
Henry: But no sex!!!
Cynthia: Whatever you want, that's find, so can you help?
Henry: Well su....wait how can you call from a subway train? Do they have phones in there?
Cynthia: This one does, so come on down here.
Henry: Well okay, but I wouldn't go if I wasn't so sure this is a trap.
Cynthia: Okay good, thanks.
Henry: So whatcha thinking about?
Cynthia hangs up the phone. We then cut to Henry at Eileens door, knocking of course.
Eileen answers.
Eileen: Hey Harry.
Henry: Henry.
Eileen: My name is Eileen, but I guess it does sound a little like Henry.
Henry: No that's my name.
Eileen: Oh okay, so Mr. Eileen, what brings you here?
Henry: My name is Henry.
Eileen: Oh yea that's right, Robbie says you do bad things.
Henry: Well Robbie doesn't know me.
Henry looks over Eileen's shoulder, giving Robbie the evil eye.
Eileen: So anyways, what brings you here, again.
Henry: Well, I just wanted to say, that well there's this girl
Eileen: Yes?
Henry: Her name is Cynthia, and well we're getting pretty serious. She asks me to rescue
her a couple of times. And well....I just wanted you to know.....I'm breaking up with you.
We cut to Eileen and Henry sitting on her bed, she's crying on his shoulder.
Henry: It's not you.
Eileen: (sob)
Henry: It's me.
Eileen: (sob)
Henry: I'm sure any ordinary guy would find you rapable, I mean you are quite beautiful.
Eileen: (sob)
Henry: Why do you keep saying sob?
Eileen:(sniffles) Sorry.
Henry: Well I'm kinda late on rescuing Cynthia.
Eileen: Okay, well I will always love your pants, Henry.
Henry take his pants off and gives them to her.
Henry: Keep them, to remember me by.
Henry then leaves to set out on his misson. We look back on Eileen sniffing Henry's pants.
Eileen: God bless him and his choice of pants!
Henry puts some sweat pants on, and then goes back into the damn hole again, and ends up in the
same damn place again, geez.
Henry: Grow my haIRRRR, I wannabe wannabe wannabe Jim Morrison.
Henry make his way all the way down the hall way, and is stop at the ticket booth.
Henry: Damn it, no money, whatever will I do?
Henry hopes the ticket booth thing, and makes his way down to the subway train. He can see
Cynthia in the train.
Cynthia: Henry, you made it!!! Thank god!!!!
Henry: Oh so you thank him, and not me, fuck that!!
Henry begins to walk off
Cynthia: Thank you Henry. You more than god!!!!
Henry: Damn straight!
Henry walks back over to the subway door.
Henry: Looks like your stuck in there pretty good. How the hell did you get in there?
Cynthia: I fell down the toilet and ended up here.
Henry: Well I wanted to talk to you about our relationship.
Cynthia: What relationship!?
Henry: The one me and you share. The bond we share, is that of love. And though
I feel like we moved so far so fast, I really love you.
Cynthia: Uh...what?
Henry: Your the best latina friend I've ever had.
Cynthia: I'm Irish/Italian.
Henry: And I would feed you pizza in a pot of gold, on a rolling hill of potatos.
Cynthia: Henry your sweet, and all, coming down here and saving me. But I don't think.....
Henry: And I would Irish up are drink in the morning, while feeding meatballs to our
White/Irish/Italian baby. I would name him Apoc, from The Matrix....sweeeet
Cynthia: Your not liste.......
Henry: And then we would make love in a bed full of roses. Of course just the peddle of
the roses, cause those damn thorns would get in places only my doctor can stick his dirty
little finger in.
Cynthia: Henry, please....listening...
We can hear zombie like moaning in the backround.
Cynthia: Henry!!!
Henry: Yes, you would be calling my name just like that....and we will wake the baby,
and you would have to get up and put it back to sleep, cause I would need my rest, for
work the next morning. I have big meeting with the board exect...
Cynthia: Henry!!! OMG TURN AROUND!!!!
The zombie like moaning grows intense.
Henry: And the baby shall suck upon your razor hard nipples. And I shall squeeze orange juice
upon it, so that we can drink. Then..........
Cynthia: OMG PLEASE HENRY SHUT UP AND LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will Henry stop being stupid and look, will Cynthia every be rescued!!! Will Eileen
ever be happy with Henry's pants. Will Apoc ever be born. This and more will be
found out in the next chapter, Chapter 3: "Floating Zombie Ghost Need Lovin Too"
STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid People Own Our Fate
CHAPTER 2:
The Girl Who Called Sniffer Dog.
Our hero Henry puts his pants on. On the side of these pants there is a stitched
peace sign.
Henry:I got a hard on for these pants!
Henry makes his way to the fridge with the hellish portal.
Henry: It was a little tight last time. So this time.......LUBRICATION!!!!(echoes)
Henry douses himself with mayonnaise and a wee bit of dish washer soap. Henry then
squeezes through the hole. And through the portal he goes, back to the same place
he was before with Cynthia.
Henry:Hello!? Cynthia, I'm back. I got some very cool pants on now.
No answer.
Henry: Cynthia I brought toilet paper just in case!!
Henry walks to the bathroom, then politely knocks.
Henry: I also brought tampax pearl, just incase. And don't ask were I got them.
No answer.
Henry: Geez...find don't talk you cold hard bitch!
Henry starts to walk off, but then quickly comes back to the door.
Henry: I didn't mean that! I'm sorry. It's just that no one pays attention to me no more,
and it makes me a little sad. I try to make friends, but they don't seem interested in me
and things I like. I mean yeah I try to like what they like, but I can only like kiddy porn
so much.....I never had a fri........
The bathroom door creeps open a tad.
Henry:I guess my pathetic speech won you over....well come on out....
A long red tongue comes around the half way opened door.
Henry:I'm truly flattered and all, but my anus is off limits too.....
Suddenly the door bursts open and to very digusting sniffer dogs with long tongues come out.
Henry:Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, in which all Mormans go to!!!!!!!!
The dogs start slowly circling Henry, growling and making Thunder Cat noises.
Henry: Why didn't I bring that pipe that laid so conveniently next to my fridge
or that even more conveniently placed pistol next to it!!!??? Hey why do they sound
like cats?
The dogs start to close in on our poor Henry. Henry without thinking kicks one of the
dogs, and surprisingly enough, it drops down dead, blood and all.
Henry: Catherine Zeta Jone's Ghost!!!! That was easy!!!
The other dog seems very confused.
Henry: And as God said himself, LET THERE BE STOMPAGE!!!!!!
Henry stomps the living day out of the remaing sniffer dog, leaving it in it's own blood.
Henry: The driver's ED teacher said I had a lead foot, but I didn't believe him.
Henry proceeds into the bathroom, when a level up icon shines above his head.
Henry: 0.o wha????
Henry walks into the bathroom and checks out the scenery.
Henry: Girl's bathrooms aren't better then guy's, they don't even have urinals. Point
one for us! Cynthia you there?
Henry proceeds to the last stall, to find a white doll looking Cynthia with out reached
bloody hands sitting on the toilet.
Henry: Yes I can see your bloody hands, you can put them down now. What did you do, dig
deep? Hey your white. Do you usually use the restroom with the door open? Did those dogs
lick you dry or something? HEY TALK TO ME!!!!!
no answer of course. Henry finally notices the big gapping hole in the wall next to him.
Henry: What's with all the freaken holes?
Henry walks into the hole and wakes up in bed. His pants are down one's again, but this
time the Cynthia dolls lies down there in head giving position.
Henry: Not even your doll could resist!!
The phone rings. And Henry answers.
Henry: Hola, que puede pedir me estoy llamando, y si es un hombre de las ventas, hago un favor y voy la cogida usted mismo.
Cynthia: It's me again, CYNTHIA!!! You didn't come save me!
Henry: You were in the bathroom, and now you are in here, so stop calling her you ¡retraso de perforación del burro!
Henry hangs up the phone, only for it to ring again. Henry answers it.
Henry: Hello? This is Henry Townsend, not relations to Stuart Townsend, may I help you?
Cynthia: Okay look, I'm trapped in the subway train. I need your help!
Henry: Who's this?
Cynthia: CYNTHIA FUCKIN IDIOT!!!!!
Henry: Aunt Cynthia? Hey what the hell has been going with you?
Cynthia: You got to be kidding me!!!
Henry: I kid you not, I really did do twois in jax.
Cynthia: Look if you help me I will do you a special favor....
Henry: Like make a ham omlet for me?
Cynthia:.........uh-yeah well okay, yeah sure.
Henry: With melted cheese?
Cynthia:Yes.
Henry: And the hams cut up in a little cubes?
Cynthia: Of course.
Henry: Then I want you to play footies with me.
Cynthia: Okay sure.
Henry: But no sex!!!
Cynthia: Whatever you want, that's find, so can you help?
Henry: Well su....wait how can you call from a subway train? Do they have phones in there?
Cynthia: This one does, so come on down here.
Henry: Well okay, but I wouldn't go if I wasn't so sure this is a trap.
Cynthia: Okay good, thanks.
Henry: So whatcha thinking about?
Cynthia hangs up the phone. We then cut to Henry at Eileens door, knocking of course.
Eileen answers.
Eileen: Hey Harry.
Henry: Henry.
Eileen: My name is Eileen, but I guess it does sound a little like Henry.
Henry: No that's my name.
Eileen: Oh okay, so Mr. Eileen, what brings you here?
Henry: My name is Henry.
Eileen: Oh yea that's right, Robbie says you do bad things.
Henry: Well Robbie doesn't know me.
Henry looks over Eileen's shoulder, giving Robbie the evil eye.
Eileen: So anyways, what brings you here, again.
Henry: Well, I just wanted to say, that well there's this girl
Eileen: Yes?
Henry: Her name is Cynthia, and well we're getting pretty serious. She asks me to rescue
her a couple of times. And well....I just wanted you to know.....I'm breaking up with you.
We cut to Eileen and Henry sitting on her bed, she's crying on his shoulder.
Henry: It's not you.
Eileen: (sob)
Henry: It's me.
Eileen: (sob)
Henry: I'm sure any ordinary guy would find you rapable, I mean you are quite beautiful.
Eileen: (sob)
Henry: Why do you keep saying sob?
Eileen:(sniffles) Sorry.
Henry: Well I'm kinda late on rescuing Cynthia.
Eileen: Okay, well I will always love your pants, Henry.
Henry take his pants off and gives them to her.
Henry: Keep them, to remember me by.
Henry then leaves to set out on his misson. We look back on Eileen sniffing Henry's pants.
Eileen: God bless him and his choice of pants!
Henry puts some sweat pants on, and then goes back into the damn hole again, and ends up in the
same damn place again, geez.
Henry: Grow my haIRRRR, I wannabe wannabe wannabe Jim Morrison.
Henry make his way all the way down the hall way, and is stop at the ticket booth.
Henry: Damn it, no money, whatever will I do?
Henry hopes the ticket booth thing, and makes his way down to the subway train. He can see
Cynthia in the train.
Cynthia: Henry, you made it!!! Thank god!!!!
Henry: Oh so you thank him, and not me, fuck that!!
Henry begins to walk off
Cynthia: Thank you Henry. You more than god!!!!
Henry: Damn straight!
Henry walks back over to the subway door.
Henry: Looks like your stuck in there pretty good. How the hell did you get in there?
Cynthia: I fell down the toilet and ended up here.
Henry: Well I wanted to talk to you about our relationship.
Cynthia: What relationship!?
Henry: The one me and you share. The bond we share, is that of love. And though
I feel like we moved so far so fast, I really love you.
Cynthia: Uh...what?
Henry: Your the best latina friend I've ever had.
Cynthia: I'm Irish/Italian.
Henry: And I would feed you pizza in a pot of gold, on a rolling hill of potatos.
Cynthia: Henry your sweet, and all, coming down here and saving me. But I don't think.....
Henry: And I would Irish up are drink in the morning, while feeding meatballs to our
White/Irish/Italian baby. I would name him Apoc, from The Matrix....sweeeet
Cynthia: Your not liste.......
Henry: And then we would make love in a bed full of roses. Of course just the peddle of
the roses, cause those damn thorns would get in places only my doctor can stick his dirty
little finger in.
Cynthia: Henry, please....listening...
We can hear zombie like moaning in the backround.
Cynthia: Henry!!!
Henry: Yes, you would be calling my name just like that....and we will wake the baby,
and you would have to get up and put it back to sleep, cause I would need my rest, for
work the next morning. I have big meeting with the board exect...
Cynthia: Henry!!! OMG TURN AROUND!!!!
The zombie like moaning grows intense.
Henry: And the baby shall suck upon your razor hard nipples. And I shall squeeze orange juice
upon it, so that we can drink. Then..........
Cynthia: OMG PLEASE HENRY SHUT UP AND LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will Henry stop being stupid and look, will Cynthia every be rescued!!! Will Eileen
ever be happy with Henry's pants. Will Apoc ever be born. This and more will be
found out in the next chapter, Chapter 3: "Floating Zombie Ghost Need Lovin Too"
STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!!!