A/N: Fourteenth chapter! THIS IS A REALLY LONG CHAPTER! The next chapter to Saving You should be out by the end of the week! Ooooo! No mention of plot in this chappy! Just funness!
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The Show
Draco awoke to gentle kisses. Soft lips touched against his own. He opened his eyes to see a curtain of brown surrounding his vision and doe-like eyes smiling down at him.
"Good morning, Draco," she said, laid down on top of him, and folded her arms over his chest to support her chin.
"Good morning, Love," he replied and ran his fingers through her silken locks.
"Pleasant dreams?" she asked.
"Not as pleasant as last night," he answered.
A blush colored Hermione's cheekbones. "What time is it?" Draco asked.
"Noon," she replied.
"I slept that long?!" he asked.
"Mmm-hmm. We didn't fall asleep until past three," she replied.
"Isn't today Saturday?" he asked.
"Yes... OH MERLIN! Our show's tonight!" she exclaimed.
"'Mione, we have eight hours to get ready. Calm down," he said.
"Draco, it will take eight hours to stretch and get used to the wires," she replied.
"Okay okay. Go into my bathroom and get a bath. The fifth knob from the left side has a liquid that you put in with the water that will help ease any of your soreness," he said.
She nodded and climbed off of him and walked across the room in the nude. A smirk appeared on her lips as she felt his gaze following her. She slipped into the huge bathroom. A half an hour later she stepped out of the steamy bathroom, wrapping a towel around herself.
"Draco, could you get my outfit from Ginny?" she asked.
Draco rolled his eyes and stood. "The things I do for you," he mumbled jokingly.
Draco walked to the Room of Requirement and walked in after pacing. He stopped in his tracks at the sight before him. Ginny Weasley sat on the floor behind a couch, only her head visible.
"Deeper! Ow Spike that hurt! You're going to make me bleed!"
Five minutes earlier:
Ginny sat on the floor while Spike lay on the floor facing her. They were playing cards... Slap to be exact. Ginny saw two fives and slapped her hand to the floor.
"Ow! Splinter! It hurts. Ahh! Spike! Get it out!" she exclaimed.
Spike rolled his eyes and removed a safety pin from his shirt. He began to gently dig the needle into the small wound.
"How deep is it?" he asked.
"Deeper! Ow Spike that hurt! You're going to make me bleed!" she exclaimed.
"W-Weasley? Could you tell me where the outfits are? I have to get mine and Hermione's," he said.
"Yeah, Malfoy, it's behind that white curtain," she replied.
"Hurry up, Spike!" she ordered.
Draco, feeling numb with shock and queasy, walked over to the curtain, threw it back, and gathered the clothes that he and Hermione were supposed to wear. He quickly ran out of the room.
"Ginny!" Mandy yelled.
Ginny turned around as she tied her black bandana over her hair.
"What?" she asked.
"Help me with the overlay," Mandy pleaded.
Ginny rolled her eyes and tugged on the black silk so that it unfolded and reached down to Mandy's ankles.
"Something's missing," Ginny muttered.
She smirked and waved her wand towards Mandy's milky white neck. A black onyx choker immediately appeared. Ginny walked into the dressing room and saw Blaise sitting at the vanity.
"Silver eye shadow, Egyptian style eyeliner," Ginny stated as she carefully placed the silver headpiece over Blaise's brow.
Ginny turned to Susan, who obediently sat down. "Thank God your hair is only tinted red or else this feather would clash horribly with your hair," Ginny commented.
"Put your bow tie on," Ginny ordered.
Susan immediately tied the black satin around her neck. When Ginny finished she glided over to the closet and rapped on the door.
"Hermione, come on!" she yelled.
"Where's Draco at? I won't do it unless he approves," Hermione yelled back through the door.
Ginny rolled her eyes. "Blaise! Get Malfoy!"
Draco came in moments later, fixing his green tie. "What is it?" he asked.
"Hermione won't do the show without your approval of her appearance," Ginny drawled.
Draco rolled his eyes. "Hermione, come on out," he yelled through the door.
There was a silence before the doorknob turned. Golden heels clicked for every footfall. The golden strings laced up to her knees over her white hose where a golden train hung gracefully. Gold wires latched onto her crimson bottoms and golden garter belt. Her crimson corset was laced in the front and back, but the lacing on the front was loose to reveal skin. Traces of gold were charmed into Hermione's chocolate curls.
Mandy frowned in thought just as an idea popped into Ginny's mind.
"I'm gonna make a few changes," Ginny said as she waved her wand at all four girls.
The fabric of Blaise's outfit changed to snake skin. The green scales flashed silver in the light as she moved. Her wolf-like eyes narrowed into serpent slits and her irises widened to fill her eyes and leave her without pupils. Black markings painted themselves onto Susan's face as a large, black fur coat without sleeves appeared over her torso. A black train like Hermione's unfolded from Mandy's waist (to look like tail feathers). Large, midnight black wings sprouted from Mandy's back. Lion ears materialized, replacing Hermione's human ears as a set of golden wings grew from her back. Her eyes became cat-like. A long whip appeared in Ginny's hand as loose, black collars appeared around the girls' necks.
A low whistle sounded from Draco. "Now who's the sex kitten?" he asked.
Hermione shook her head. "You, Draco. I have wings, so I'm a griffin," she purred.
Blaise hisses as Mandy beat her wings in disgust at hearing Hermione call Draco a sex kitten. Draco turned his wide, confused eyes to Ginny.
"I've made them more feral. Their personalities changed to match their appearance. They don't realize it either. The basically move like an anthromorphic animal would. And I'm their tamer," Ginny explained, cracking her whip.
Hermione walked up to Draco, loosened his green tie, untucked his baggy, white button up and unbuttoned the first five buttons from the top. Draco became even more confused.
"You have to match your personality or else you'll be boring," she purred.
Terry Boot came in to join Mandy and was rendered speechless in amazement. Justin Finch-Fletchley soon followed and was immediately awestruck by the way Susan glowed with confidence. Then Harry came. A hungry gleam lit his emerald eyes as he stared at Blaise. Ginny shook her head as she ruffled Draco's hair, untucked Justin's shirt on one side, untied Terry's tie to make it into a belt, and mussed Harry's already rowdy hair before throwing Harry's glasses against the floor and magically putting contacts over his eyes.
"Now where is—" Ginny was interrupted as Spike walked in. "Spike," she finished.
Spike's hair was spiked, spiked bands circled his biceps, the sleeves were torn from his button up, the buttons were ripped off of his shirt to reveal his chest, and his black tie sported skull prints.
"Nice fixings," she commented. "Oh! Idea!" she exclaimed and unbuttoned Harry's shirt halfway, cut his sleeves off, and enlarged the fold of his cuffs so that they hung around his wrists.
"Okay, I'm done making adjustments," she stated.
Spike shook his head, grabbed a black, cowgirl hat off of a mannequin, and placed it overtop Ginny's bandana. Spike looked over Ginny's outfit. Ginny wore black, leather boots that reached up an inch below her knees. Her black hose rose two inches below her black, leather bottoms and were connected by the two black clothed wires along with the garter belt. The leather, halter bikini top contrasted magnificently with her pale skin. Ginny's hair was pin straight, and the hat put the icing on the poisoned cake.
"Much better," he said as he felt his blood rush to his nether region.
Ginny just smirked. "Hogwarts Hell House Hounds and Whores on deck," a stagehand yelled.
"Grab the invisibility cloaks," Spike ordered.
Everyone swung their cloaks over their bodies and left the dressing room.
"I'd like to introduce the Hogwarts Hell House Hounds and Whores!" the club owner yelled.
The lights dimmed and the audience waited in silence. Loud, clicking footfalls could be heard, but the stage was empty save for a few lounge benches. The music trickled from the speakers. A man with brown hair appeared out of nowhere and threw a cloak to the floor.
"Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" asked a bittersweet voice.
A young woman in a fur vest and a canary yellow outfit appeared, lying between the man's legs. A whip cracked and the girl (Susan) disappeared. The guy (Justin) scratched his head in confusion. He stepped away and suddenly disappeared as a pale blonde appeared, his green tie contrasting against the white of his shirt. A winged cat woman in red and gold appeared, lounging on a bench. The blonde (Draco) was almost at the brunette's (Hermione) side when they both disappeared at the sound of a whip.
The intro to the song was being vamped so that they could finish their scene.
A raven-haired woman and a caramel blonde-haired man were cuddled together, the woman's glossy black wings wrapped around the both of them. A whip cracked and the guy disappeared. The woman (Mandy) spread her wings and flew to the ceiling to perch on a rafter. Hermione was already lounging on a rafter parallel to Mandy, playing with her hair. Another woman appeared straddling a raven-haired boy on the floor, her scaly corset gleaming in the light. A whip cracked and Susan appeared beneath a bench. Blaise hissed and wrapped herself around a pole as a girlish giggled sounded. A leather clad woman appeared with a rough looking man behind her.
"Let's trash this shit! And put a voice into it!" Ginny yelled and all four of the hybrids and their 'dogs' appeared behind her.
Ginny flings her arms up above her head, a coy smile playing across her lips Ginny: I'm feelin' sexy
I wanna hear you say my name boy
If you can reach me
You can feel my burning flame
Ginny's voice fades
Hermione slowly crouches, allowing her hands to run over her legs as she lowers herself to the floor Hermione: I'm feelin' kind a of N-A-S-T-Y
I just might take you home with me
Susan, Mandy, Hermione, Blaise, Ginny form a bird formation with Ginny in the front, Blaise and Hermione at her sides, and Susan and Mandy at the back Susan and Mandy: Baby the minute I feel your energy
Your vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin' so crazy babe
I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me feeli' so crazy babe
Susan, Mandy, Hermione, Blaise, Ginny: Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naghty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
I see you llok me up and down
And I came to party
Blaise leads the girls to a bench and they all sit down. Blaise lowers her head so that her auburn curls could fall into her vision Blaise: Harry separates himself from the guys who are currently lounging on the other bench You're so sexy, tonight I am all yours boy
The way your body moves across the floor
Harry moves over to Blaise and holds his hand out to her You got me feelin' N-A-S-T-Y
I just might take you home with me Blaise accepts his hand and the two move to the middle of the floor
Ginny and Hermione: Baby the minute I feel your energy
The vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin' so crazy babe
I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me felin' so crazy babe
Draco, Spike, Terry, and Justin walk over to the girls and pulled them into their arms
the girls pull themselves out of their partners' arms and begin to spin around them Susan, Mandy, Hermione, Blaise, Ginny: Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
the boys grab the girls by their waists and flip them into an aerial cartwheel. Despite the girls' heels, they land easily Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
I see you llok me up and down
And I came to party
Ginny swings her whip over her head Ginny: I love to love you baby
Hermione smiles seductively, her ears lying against her hair Hermione: I love to love you baby
Blaise spins and wraps her arms around Harry, like an anaconda wraps itself around its prey before Harry follows his comrads Blaise: I love to love you baby
Mandy folds her wings around herself, sending longing looks towards Terry Mandy: I love to love you baby
Susan goes between each man who formed a line, rubbing against them and dancing around them
Susan, Mandy, Hermione, Blaise, Ginny: Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
The girls walked/danced down the cat walk, gesturing for the crowd to dance as the men broke into a free-style dance Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party
There was a silence before the sound of a disc scratch sounded. Suddenly a new beat and music came in
Everyone crouches to the floor except for Ginny who cracked her whip before singing Ginny: So what am I not supposed to have an opinion
Should I be quiet just because I'm a woman
Call me a bitch cos I speak what's on my mind
Guess it's easier for you to swallow if I sat and smiled
Hermione suddenly stood and walked over to Draco, her hips swinging with every step Hermione: When a female fires back
Suddenly the target don't know how to act
So he does what any little boy will do
Making up a few false rumors or two
Mandy slunk across the catwalk and sent predatory-like looks towards some of the 'excited' men in the audience Mandy: That for sure is not a man to me
Slanderin' names for popularity
It's sad you only get your fame through controversy
But now it's time for me to come and give you more to say
All the girls sing except for Susan who seems to have disappeared Blaise, Ginny, Hermione, Mandy: This is for my girls all around the world
Who've come across a man who don't respect your worth
Thinking all women should be seen, not heard
So what do we do girls?
Shout louder!
Letting them know we're gonna stand our ground
Lift your hands high and wave them proud
Take a deep breath and say it loud
Never can, never will, can't hold us down
Ginny: Nobody can hold us down
Nobody can hold us down
Nobody can hold us down
Never can, never will
Hermione linked her arms around Draco's neck, bring her lips close to his So what am I not supposed to say what I'm saying
She smirked and pushed him away Are you offended by the message I'm bringing
Draco: You stupid bitch! Call me whatever cos your words don't mean a thing
Guess you ain't even a man enough to handle what I sing
Blaise walked over to Harry pushed him to the floor, her aura obviously one of annoyance Blaise: If you look back in history
It's a common double standard of society
The guy gets all the glory the more he can score
While the girl can do the same and yet you call her a whore
Mandy flew over to Terry and got in his face Mandy: I don't understand why it's okay
The guy can get away with it & the girl gets named
All my ladies come together and make a change
Start a new beginning for us everybody sing
Everyone: This is for my girls all around the world
Who've come across a man who don't respect your worth
Thinking all women should be seen, not heard
What do we do girls?
Shout louder!
The girls slap their partners. The men grab the girls by their wrists and throw them to the ground Letting them know we're gonna stand our ground
The girls stand and walk towards the men Lift your hands high and wave 'em proud
The girls get in their partners' faces Take a deep breath and say it loud
The girls yell: Never can, never will, can't hold us down The girls kick their partners in the groin
Susan appears in front of Justin, who was laying on the floor, watching the scene without a care Susan:
Check it - Here's something I just can't understand
If the guy have three girls then he's the man
He can either give us some head, sex her off
If the girl do the same, then she's a whore
She placed her heal against his chest, not allowing him to move But the table's about to turn
I'll bet my fame on it
Cats take my ideas and put their name on it
It's aiight though, you can't hold me down
I got to keep on movin'
She kicked him in the side and left him, clutching his side in pain To all my girls with a man who be tryin to mack
Do it right back to him and let that be that
You need to let him know that his game is whack
And Susan B and Hogwarts Hell House Whores got your back
Hermione runs her hands through Draco's hair, who is crumpled up on the floor Hermione: But you're just a little boy
Think you're so cute, so coy
Ginny pulled Spike up by his collar Ginny: You must talk so big
To make up for small lil' things
So you're just a little boy
All you'll do is annoy
You must talk so big
To make up for small lil' things
All the girls sing: This is for my girls...
This is for my girls all around the world
Who've come across a man who don't respect your worth
Thinking all women should be seen, not heard
So what do we do girls?
Shout louder!
The men stand and walk down the catwalk to get the audience to sing along Letting them know we're gonna stand our ground
Lift your hands high and wave 'em proud
Take a deep breath and say it loud
Never can, never will, can't hold us down
The women in the audience are cheering loudly and singing whilst the men are too absorbed in drooling over the girls This is for my girls all around the world
Who've come across a man who don't respect your worth
Thinking all women should be seen, not heard
So what do we do girls?
Shout louder!
They all separate and take their positions on the stage Letting them know we're gonna stand our ground
Lift your hands high and wave 'em proud
Take a deep breath and say it loud
Never can, never will, can't hold us down
Spread the word, can't hold us down Flames suddenly engulf them and they disappear without a trace. The audience goes wild.
wipes sweat from forehead Wooo! That took forever and a day! Before you review and complain about how very out of character the charries are in the show I'd like to explain. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE OUT OF CHARACTER! IT'S PART OF THE SHOW! You may review now with reviews that say how much you loved this chapter and that you'll always review!