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Crazy and Wild Chapter Two

Jack walked swiftly over to one of the two ropes left for him and Jen and grabbed it tightly. He then gave it a good tug and he was yanked up into the air and onto the ship. Jen then walked over to the remaining rope and grabbedonto it tightly. She gave ti a good tug and felt herself being lifted swiftly onto the ship. When she reached the top be landed none too gracefully on the deck. She looked over and saw Jack sitting right next to her.

Jack scrambled to his feet and yelled at his crew members, "Put the loot away an' get ready for a celebration!" The men hurried all over the deck putting thing s away. Jack walked over to where Jen was sitting on the deck and held a hand out, "I'm sure you don't wanna spend the whole evenin' down there luv." Jen took his hand and he helped her up off the floor. Jack then looked around and saw his crew standing before him and Chantelle sitting on the trunk. "Who's ready!?" Jack yelled and walked over to Chantelle, "The rum me girl!" Chantelle just nodded and opened the trunk. Jacks eyes lit up like stars with glee when he saw the sight. The trunk was filled with rum up to the very top of it.

Jen ran over to where Jack and Chantelle stood. She grinned when she saw the sight. She then took two bottles out and handed one to Jack. She then took the cork out of her own bottle with her teeth and spit it out. She then tipped the bottle up and drank about half of it. Jack watched with interest as she held her bottle up over her head and yelled, "Drinks for everyone!" Jen then downed the rest of her rum and looked at Jack, "You gunna drink that?" Jen took the bottle of rum out of Jack's hand and looked at it. It hadn't even been opened yet, "Cap'n! I'm disappointed, I thought you loved rum..."

Jen went to open the bottle of rum when Jack grabbed her arm and stopped her, "Give me rum back. An' there ain't no reason to be disappointed luv, I do luv me rum." With his Jack uncorked his bottle of rum and drank most of the bottle. He then looked around to see the rest of his crew drinking and some gambling. He noticed Jen was gone and he looked around for her. He found her about an hour later standing at the bow of the boat. She was leaning against the railing and draining another bottle of rum. He saw four or five more bottles laying at her feet. 'I guess 'er sister was right when she said Jen could drink,' thought Jack.

Jen then noticed Jack was there. She smiled at him and slurred, "'Ey dur Cap'n! Isn' dis jus a fine night?" Jen then heard some people start to sing and a flute start to play. "OH! MUSIC! Let's dance!" Jen grabbled Jack's arm and started to swimng around. Jack was surprised by this sudden move and tripped over one of the empty rum bottles Jen had left on the floor. When Jack fell he pulled Jen down with him. She fell on top of him. "WHOA!" she said as she sat up strattling him, "I didn't know ya felt that way about me Cap'n. Ya shoulda let me know!" Jen giggled at the look of surprise on Jacks face. She then tried to imitate a sad face, which failed, and said, "Or it was all an accident an' ya don't feel a thing for me at all. How sad!" She prettended to wipe a tear from her eye. "Now it's time fer some real music!" Jen yelled and got off from Jack. He watched her run off and felt like he'd never understand women.

Jen ran to where she had left her stuff earlier. She had brought her stereo that ran on battereis, all of her C.D.'s, and all of the good batteries she could find, whick was a lot because she was always stocked up on them. She also brought an assortment of different weapons. Jen grabbed the stereo and her 'Stripped' Christina Agulara C.D. and ran up in front of the crew. "Chantelle! Let's show these men how it's really done!" Jen yelled to her sister and showed her which C.D. she had.

Chantelle ran up to Jen smiling happily, "Yeah! Let's show them how it's really done!" Jen put the C.D. in the C.D. player and was about to start the sone she wanted when Chantelle stopped her. "Anybody who touches me I'll be castrating! So I'm giving you all fair warning now. But, ya should be happy...I'm nicer then my sister!" Chantelle yelled to all of the men. Their faces were that of horror when trying to figure out what could be worse then being castrated.

"That's right," Jen said standing up, "My sister is a lot nicer then me! If any of you lay a finger on me I'll cut off your fingers one by one, then castrate ya...and then I'll shove your own cock down your throat!" All of the crew turned deathly pale. "So, are any of you gunna touch me or my sister?" All of the men shook their heads 'no' and Jen started the song "Dirty". All of the men watched with wide eyes as the girls danced dirty around them. They now understood why the threat was made earleir and could perfectly understand it...these girls were not whores and would not stand to be treated like one.

Jen jumped up on a crate and sung her hips so she wnet in a circle. She spotted Jack with a full bottle of rum. She jumped off the crate and started dancing towards Jack. When she reached him she took the bottle of rum out of his hand and took a swig. Jen then put her arms around Jacks neck, "How about a dance Mr. Sparrow?" She then pressed her body against his and whispered in his ear, "It'll be fun..."

Jack closed his eyes and told Jen, "Yer drunk luv. Besides, ya said no touchin'."

"I give you permission , and I ain't drunk. If I was I'd be doing worse things then this. And I sure as hell ain't your luv! Ya won't even dance with me. My name is Jen, so use it!" Jen told Jack who just stared at her. Jen looked around and saw Chantelle dancing with Will. "Look! Even Will is dancing with my sister! And you won't dance with me. Am I really that fat and ugly?" Jen asked Jack and turned around to leave.

"Nothin' of the sort luv," Jack said as he wrapped an arm around Jen's waist and pulled her body back against his. "The reason I won't dance with ya is because yer drunk an' you'll be screamin' in the mornin' about it. Then ya might castrate me an' I don't want that to happen," Jack told her and sighed.

"But Jack! I just wanna dance with you, please? And I ain't drunk because I still have my clothes on. You wanna know what I'm like when I'm drunk then go ask my sister, she knows. So please? Won't you just dance with me?" Jen begged. Jack smiled at Jen's persistance and nodded 'yes'. He looked over to Will and Chantelle to see them dancing dirty. Jen followed his line of view and said, "I hope she didn't drink too much. I can tell from the way she's acting that she likes him. I just dont want her to do something she's gunna regret..."Jen moved in front of Jack and started to dance with him.

"I've never danced like this before," Jack said gleefully as Jen moved her body against his.

Chantelle and Will were dancing when Chantelle spotted Jack and Jen. She stopped dancing and watched them closely. 'I know she like 'im but wha' she's doin' is jus' too much. At least she 'as 'er clothes on...' Chantelle thought when she flet Will behind her. "I think she might of drank too much. I know she likes Jack but I don' want 'er ta go too far," Chantelle said as she turned around to face will. Will looked over to she4re Jen and Jack were dancing. Chantelle started to listen to the song "Dirty" and realized that Jen must have put it on repeat. She started to sing:

"Fly hipp huggers, Low for show, Need a lil' somethin', On the floor, I need that 'uh' to get me off, Sweat until..."

Chantelle turned around quickly to watch Jen. Will gave her a confused look. Then he heard the rest of the verse from the song, "Sweat until my clothes come off." He then looked at Jack and Jen quickly to notice that Jen was starting to pull her shirt up. He heard Chantelle yell, "Jen! Stop!" Jen stopped what she was doing and looked over at Chantelle. Chantelle yelled to her, "Dont' forget that there's more then one man on this ship who wouldn't mind a sneak peak!"

Jen yelled back to her, "Aw, your right!" She ran over to the stereo and turned it off. 'That's enough dancing for me. I almost went toppless in front of all these men!' Jen thought. She then went over to the case of rum and grabbed another bottle. She pulled the cork out with her teeth and drank one fourth of the bottle. Jen felt somebody tap her shoulder and wnet to turn around but tripped. She grabbed the person who poked her and they both fell down. Jen opened eyes to see a very confused Jack and she burst out laughing. She pushed him off of her and wnet to standk up, but felle back down on top of him. She sat up and drank the rest of her um and tossed the bottle aside. "Hey there Jack! Wha' you doin' there?" Jen slurred and started to giggle.

"Yer drunk," Jack said and sat up. Jen just giggled more and fell against him. Jack stood up and bundled Jen in his arms.

"What are you doing?" Jen asked as Jack carried her acrossthe deck. "And so what if I'm drunk. Things are funner that way. Don't you think?" Jen whipsered and nipped Jacks ear.

"Now, luv, if on'y you could see yerself. You'd..."Jack started.

"I'd be cheering myself along! You don't like me do you? Right now I'm thinking if I asked you to have it with me you'd turn tail and run the other way. So, put me down!" Jen told Jack.

"I like you, and if you did ask me to have it with you right now I would. And I ain't puttin' you anywhere but in bed. Yer too drunk and wild and yer gunna get yerself raped!" Jack said as he opened the door to his own room. "Nobody'll come in here with out me permission. You ain't to leave this room, savvy?" Jack told Jen as he set her down on the bed.

"But I don't wanna stay alone!" Jen said jumping up from the bed, "Won't you stay here with me?" Jen begged Jack sho sighed and agreed. Then she asked him, "Jack? Do you think you can go get my things off deck? And a couple more bottles of rum?" Jack left Jen alone who wandered around his room. When Jack came back she was sitting at the table.

"Here's yer things luv," Jack told Jen setting all of her things on the table in front of her. "How do you make that music maker thingy of yer's work?" Jack asked pointing to the stereo. Jen bent over the table and slid a little button over and the Christina Agulara C.D. started to play. She opened the C.D. part and put Little Jon and the East Side Boys in instead. She let the song "Get Low" play. Jen looked around the table and noticed everything was there. She grabbed her bag of clothes and opened it.

"Do you have anyhing I can change behind?" Jen asked Jack as she shifted through her clothes. He showed her where to change by pointing to a curtain on the other side of the room. Jen grabbed some clothes out of her bag and went to change behind the curtain.Jack watched her sillouette as she changed. 'Maybe she'd have it with me? I mean she did mention something bout it earlier," Jack thought. He watched as Jen moved the curtain back to see her in a small T-shirt with a swooping neck line that said "Tease" and her underwear. "So what are we gunna do?" Jen asked sitting on the bed.

Jack just grinned at her, grabbed the two bottle of rum, and sat next to her on the bed."Well, what do ya wanna do luv?" Jack wrapped an arm around Jen's shoulders and gave her one of the bottles of rum.

"I ain't gunna have it with you if that's what your thinking. I ain't no whore either MR. Sparrow," Jen told Jack emphasizing the 'Mr'.

"CAPTAIN!" Jack told her, "An' with the way yer dressed an' actin' ya were clearly suggestin' that you wanted to have it with me. An' if ya don't wanna do that then what do ya wanna do?"

"I don't know. How about we play a game?" Jen asked. He arched an eyebrow in question. Jen stood up and smiled then bent down in front of him, "How about we play, "Jen tipped Jacks hat down in front of his eyes, "TAKE JACK'S HAT!" Jen grabbed Jack's hat and started to run towards the door. She was disappointed to see Jack already there. She turned around and started to run the other way. She knew Jack was behind her, she could hear him. Jen soon found herself in a corner and turned around to face Jack. She smiled at him and his Jack's hat behind her back. "Ya look a lil' angry Jack..." Jen said in a sweet innocent voice.

"I don't think so luv. Now give me, me hat back," Jack said moving clother to Jen. Jen backed up and found her back agsint a wall. Jack put his arms on either side of Jen head, "Hand it over now luv." Jack put one of his arms around Jen's back to get his hav but Jen brought it around to the front of her. Jack sighed in exasperation, "Now why would you want me hat anyways?"

"Because it's yours and it looks much better on me anyways," Jen told Jack and she put his hat on. "Where you amke this hat look good, I make it look sexy. Don't you think?"

"No I don't. I think it's exactly the other way around luv. YOU make me hat look good but I make it look sexy. Now give me hat back to me," Jack said.

Jen was thinking of a way to get out of this mess and still under the rums 'spell' she did the first thing that came to mind...seduction. "But you don't need your hat to look sexy. You already are without it," Jen said in a sultry voice and pressed her body against Jack's. "I NEED this hat to look sexy, not everybody was made sexy like you..." Jen put her arms around Jack's neck. Their faces were so close that their noses were almost touching.

"That ain't true luv. Yer very sexy without me hat," Jack whispered and pressed his lips against hers. He wrapped his arms around her waist when he felt her kiss him back. Jack pinned Jen against the wall and he ran his tongue over her bottom lip. She opened her mouth without hesitation as Jack's hands roamed over her body. She broke the kiss when she felt Jack start to go up her shirt.

"Like I said before, I ain't no whore Captain," Jen said and she grabbed Jack's wrists. "But I do have to say, you are a good kisser," Jen kissed Jack and nipped his lower lip, "But, I am drunk too. Remember Captain?" You wouldn't take advantage of me...now would you?" The rum was wearing off and she was starting to come back to her senses. She was also starting to wonder if she was dreaming or not. 'How else can I be on a pirates ship?' Jen thought, 'I mean there aren't pirates anymore and even if there were they wouldn't have a ship like this. I really have to talk to Chantelle...'

"Yer not that drunk anymore luv. I can tell, yer startin' to get yer wits back. An' you ain't that bad of a kisser yerself," Jack said and he ran one of his hands down Jen's side to rest on her hip. "And can I have me hat back now?" Jack didn't wait for and answer he just grabbed his hat off from Jen's head before she could even comprehend what he had said. "He turned around and set his hat down on the table and started to take off his coat, "You must be tired." Jack finsihed taking off all of his clothes with the exception of his pants.

Jen yawned and answered, "A little. You have and extra blankets?" Jack gave her a confused look. "Your going to need them because I'm sleeping on the floor and I'm taking these," Jen said and point to Jack's bed.

"Now there ain't no need for you to sleep on the hard floor. There's plenty of room in me bed or where the crew sleeps. Besides, I don't want me good blankets gettin' all dirty from the nasty floor..." Jack said.

"Well, why can't you just give me some old blankets? And I need to find out where my sister is sleeping. She can't hold her alcohol at all," Jen said as worry suddenly appeared on her face.

"Don't worry about yer sister. Will is watchin' over her and she'll probably stay with him tonight. An' as for the extra blankets there are none. So it's either me bed or the crew..." Jack told Jen. He watched as the worry disappeared from Jen's face and was replaced by a thoughful look. He watched her walk over to the bed and sit down.

"You lay one finger on me MR. Sparrow and I'll make sure you'll never have kids!" Jen gave Jack a warning look, "Now, what side do you want?" One side of the bed was against the wall where the others side was out in the open. The bed itself was rather large and covered in thick silk blankets.

"I think I'll have the outside luv, if you don't mind that is," Jack said and looked over at Jen to see her crawling over his bed to the side by the wall. He knew then that it was going to be hard to keep his hands off her. He wasn't used to having a women in his bed without touching her, especially one so good looking and wearing hardly anything to boot. Jack watched as Jen leaned her back against the wall and pulled the blankets up over her legs.

"You sleep sittin' up?" Jack asked confused.

"No, I just don't feel like sleeping yet. You can get in the bed you know, it's not like I'm going to kill you," Jen told Jack and he sat on the bed and started to take off his boots, "I thought before we went to sleep we could talk for a while, if you don't mind that is..."

Sorry it took so long with this chapter. I haven't been home lately, I camp all summer. Not to mention I have cheerleading camp in 2 weeks. Well tell me what you think in a review.