Maggie: You know what?
Kurama: What?*sounding annoyed*
Maggie: What's with that tone?
Kurama: What are you talking about?
Maggie: You hate!
Kurama: No I don't
Maggie: Yes you do
Kurama: No I don't!
Maggie: You're yelling at me!
Kurama: No I'm not!
Ashley enters room: Dude stop yelling at her
Kurama: UG! I give up
~~~
"So, Ashley were did you get a job?" Maggie asked.
"I'm a counselor," Ashley said.
"That's scary," Maggie mumbled.
"NANI?!" Ashley asked.
"Nothing!" Maggie said quickly.
"Okay, so any way's," Ashley kept talking about how cool her job is while Maggie watched TV.
~~~ half an hour later~~~
"Maggie are you even listening?" Ashley looked at Maggie who had fallen asleep. "MAGGIE!!"
"Nani?!" Maggie woke with a jolt.
"As I was saying, tonight is our first session," Ashley said. "And we are going with the guys."
"What the heck is going on?" Maggie asked.
"Oh come on, we'll be late!" Ashley stood up and dragged Maggie off the couch and to the car that was in the driveway.
"But I don't wanna," Maggie whined.
"Yes you do," Ashley said and they drove off.
~~~
"So what is going on?" Yusuke asked as Keiko pushed him into a room with a big circle of chairs. Maggie sat on a table that was far away from the wall and Ashley sat in one of the chairs. Yusuke and Keiko sat down. "I'm not here to see a shrink!"
"I know that," Ashley said as Kurama, Kenshin, and Hiei walked in. Kenshin sat next to Ashley and Hiei sat on the windowsill. Kurama sat next to Maggie on the table and Kuwabara, Botan, Yukina, Kagome, Sango, InuYasha, Miroku, Sesshomaru, and Rin walked in to the room and took a seat. Botan first walked over to Hiei and got him to sit in one of the chairs.
"So now it's time to start," Ashley said.
"Start what?" Rin asked.
"The session," Ashley said. "I've always wanted to do this."
"You didn't have to get a job as one," Maggie said. "You got me at home. Counsel me there."
"No, see for this to work I need every one," Ashley said. "Shall I start with Maggie?"
"No," Maggie said.
"Yes," Ashley said.
"Why do you terrorize me?" Maggie asked.
"Because I can," Ashley said. "Okay, see Maggie likes Kurama and this other guy..."
"Who's this other guy?" Maggie asked.
"Oh, see she admits it!!" Ashley said.
"Admits what?" Yukina asked.
"Well, see she likes Kurama and this other guy but she can't seem to choose between them," Ashley said.
"Who's this other guy?!!" Maggie asked.
"See, she means take out the other guy so than that means she likes Kurama," Ashley said.
"Wow, you're good," Kuwabara said.
"Thank you!" Ashley said.
"I will get you later," Maggie said.
"Moving on," Ashley said. "And Kurama, who is very smart, kind, and well...a gentleman, has not told Maggie he has a girlfriend."
"I don't have a girlfriend," Kurama said.
"So than why haven't you asked Maggie out?" Ashley asked.
"I don't know," Kurama said.
"So you like Maggie!!" Ashley said. "Moving before something bad happens to me."
"I will get you later Ashley," Maggie said.
"Umm, okay," Ashley said. "Yusuke, you love Keiko but you never want to admit it, why?"
"Excuse me?" Keiko asked.
"I mean if you hold back your feelings any longer, she'll leave you," Ashley said.
"You and I both know that she won't do that, they love each more than anything," Maggie said.
"You're ruining this," Ashley said.
"I mean Yusuke would give his life for her," Maggie said.
"That's so sweet," Ashley said. "They are now my favorite couple. Maggie and Kurama were my old couple."
"I'm keeping my should be favorite couple," Maggie mumbled but sadly Ashley heard.
"And that is who?" Ashley asked.
"Umm, no one," Maggie said sheepishly.
"You know you are terrible at lying," Ashley said.
"So," Maggie said.
"Megan!" Ashley said and Maggie crawled into a ball.
"I'm not Megan, I'm not Megan, I'm not Megan," Maggie kept repeating.
"That should show her," Ashley said.
"What did you do?" Botan asked.
"Long story," Ashley said.
"Okay moving on, InuYasha," Ashley said.
"I don't like anyone," InuYasha said.
"Oh well, Kagome," Ashley said.
"Ashley, he's lying," Maggie said. "He likes Kagome."
"Silly Willy, why didn't you say so," Ashley said.
"Okay, well...
"Willy, I can handle it," Ashley said.
"But," Maggie started.
"Megan!" Ashley said and Maggie crawled into a ball again.
"Can we move on," Miroku said.
"Well you HENTAI maybe if you kept your hands off me," Sango said.
"Why does this seem so familiar?" Ashley asked and everyone stopped doing what they were doing, besides Maggie, and looked at Ashley. "Nani?"
"What seems so familiar?" Yusuke asked.
"Well, everything, but I can't pictured it," Ashley said. "Well, Maggie's normal she always does this when we mention the name....MEGAN!" Ashley shouted and Maggie covered her ears and kept repeating the line 'I'm not Megan' even louder.
"So this is normal?" InuYasha asked.
"Ya," Ashley said.
"Any way's moving on," Yusuke said. "I want to get home."
"Be patient Yusuke," Keiko said.
"So, umm, Botan," Ashley said and Maggie quieted down and looked up.
"You're doing Botan now?" Maggie asked.
"Of course baka," Ashley said.
"Oooo can I help!!" Maggie ran over to Ashley.
"I guess," Ashley said and Maggie sat next to her and grabbed her clipboard. "Hey!! You're not supposed to look at that!"
"To bad," Maggie said and looked it over. "Who's Koenma?"
"I met him at the dance after you disappeared he was looking for Botan," Ashley said.
"He's my boss," Botan said. "He also goes to our school."
"Oh," Maggie said. "Isn't he short?"
"No, he's pretty tall," Ashley said.
"Oh!! Okay," Maggie said. "This is wrong."
"How?" Ashley asked. "I know I'm jumping to conclusions but..."
"No, she doesn't like him," Maggie moved her finger up the piece of paper. "She like's him."
"Are you sure?" Ashley took the clip board and wrote something down.
"Positive!" Maggie smiled.
"Umm, even though you are usually wrong but I'll go with this," Ashley said.
"Okay Botan," Maggie said. "Now let's see at the dance you and someone kissed."
"What does that have to do with a counseling session?" Botan asked.
"Everything," Maggie smiled innocently.
"Okay, why?" Botan asked.
"Did you enjoy it?" Maggie asked and Hiei almost fell out of his chair of shock.
"Maggie!" Ashley hit her lightly on the head with the clipboard.
"What, I just wanted to know," Maggie said.
"That's personal," Kagome said.
"Hn," Hiei said.
"Fine, Hiei," Maggie said.
"Hn?" Hiei said.
"Why did you do it?" Maggie asked.
"I had to," Hiei said.
"It's not like you," Maggie said.
"You're point?" Hiei asked.
"You are like some one who likes fire...." Maggie stopped. "Fire...."
"Fire!!" Ashley said.
"Fire!" Maggie said.
"Where?" Rin asked looking around.
"What do you like to do in your free time?" Ashley asked Kurama.
"Well, I like to hang out with my friends.
"Okay, what about you Sesshomaru?" Ashley asked.
"Beat up my brother," Sesshomaru said.
"And you Hiei?" Ashley asked.
"Sleep," Hiei said.
"Rin?" Ashley asked.
"Hang out with Sesshy," Rin said.
"Yusuke?" Ashley asked.
"Be with Keiko," Yusuke said and Keiko hugged him.
"I guess I know what Keiko will say, so umm, Sango?" Ashley asked.
"Be with my family," Sango said.
"Miroku?" Ashley asked.
"Be with Sango," Miroku said.
"InuYasha?" Ashley asked.
"Fight Sesshomaru," InuYasha said.
"Kagome?" Ashley asked.
"Hang with my friends," Kagome said and Maggie stood up and grabbed her CD player and started listening to it.
"MAGGIE!" Ashley said and Maggie started doing a dance.
"If you wanna come to my hotel, maybe I'll give u my room key, I like the way u carry your self babe, now if u wanna come to my hotel all ya have to do is call, because we ain't checkin out till 6 in the mornin!!" Maggie sang.
MAGGIE!!!" Ashley yell and Maggie took off her head phones.
"You rang?" Maggie asked.
"Shut up!" Ashley said and Maggie stuck her tongue out when Ashley turned her head away than sat down.
"So..." Botan said.
"Maggie take off the head phones," Ashley said and Maggie did and put in a stick of gum. "You are annoying me."
"Your point?" Maggie asked.
"Moving on," Ashley said. "Yukina, what do you like to do in your free time?"
"I like to play in the snow," Yukina said.
"And Kuwabara?" Ashley asked.
"Uh, being with Yukina," Kuwabara said.
"Kenshin?" Ashley asked.
"Being with my friends," Kenshin said with a smile.
"Yay," Ashley said than said, "Botan?"
"Umm, driving," Botan said.
"Me too," Maggie said. "Than I like..."
"Be quiet Maggie," Ashley said and Maggie stared at Ashley with he mouth hanging open.
"So what do you guys want to talk about?" Ashley asked.
"What does Maggie do in her free time?" Kurama asked.
"You don't want to know," Ashley said.
"Yes I do," Botan said.
"She'll go on and on," Ashley said.
"So," Keiko said.
"Fine," Ashley said.
"Yay!!" Maggie said. "Well, I like to arch, read, hang out with my friends, write stories, swim, talk on the phone, go on the internet...."
~~~ Half an hour later ~~~
"I like to hike, color, go shopping, and burn things," Maggie said and finished.
"That was the most boring thing I've ever heard," Yusuke said.
"I told you," Ashley said.
"Can we go now?" InuYasha asked.
"I have a topic for next time!!" Maggie said.
"Nani?" Ashley asked.
"Get a boy or girlfriend!" Maggie said.
"I'm up for that," Ashley said and every one left.
That's it for now. You better be happy!!!!! It took a whole two day's to write. HAHAHAHA!!!" please rewiew.
~~~
"So, Ashley were did you get a job?" Maggie asked.
"I'm a counselor," Ashley said.
"That's scary," Maggie mumbled.
"NANI?!" Ashley asked.
"Nothing!" Maggie said quickly.
"Okay, so any way's," Ashley kept talking about how cool her job is while Maggie watched TV.
~~~ half an hour later~~~
"Maggie are you even listening?" Ashley looked at Maggie who had fallen asleep. "MAGGIE!!"
"Nani?!" Maggie woke with a jolt.
"As I was saying, tonight is our first session," Ashley said. "And we are going with the guys."
"What the heck is going on?" Maggie asked.
"Oh come on, we'll be late!" Ashley stood up and dragged Maggie off the couch and to the car that was in the driveway.
"But I don't wanna," Maggie whined.
"Yes you do," Ashley said and they drove off.
~~~
"So what is going on?" Yusuke asked as Keiko pushed him into a room with a big circle of chairs. Maggie sat on a table that was far away from the wall and Ashley sat in one of the chairs. Yusuke and Keiko sat down. "I'm not here to see a shrink!"
"I know that," Ashley said as Kurama, Kenshin, and Hiei walked in. Kenshin sat next to Ashley and Hiei sat on the windowsill. Kurama sat next to Maggie on the table and Kuwabara, Botan, Yukina, Kagome, Sango, InuYasha, Miroku, Sesshomaru, and Rin walked in to the room and took a seat. Botan first walked over to Hiei and got him to sit in one of the chairs.
"So now it's time to start," Ashley said.
"Start what?" Rin asked.
"The session," Ashley said. "I've always wanted to do this."
"You didn't have to get a job as one," Maggie said. "You got me at home. Counsel me there."
"No, see for this to work I need every one," Ashley said. "Shall I start with Maggie?"
"No," Maggie said.
"Yes," Ashley said.
"Why do you terrorize me?" Maggie asked.
"Because I can," Ashley said. "Okay, see Maggie likes Kurama and this other guy..."
"Who's this other guy?" Maggie asked.
"Oh, see she admits it!!" Ashley said.
"Admits what?" Yukina asked.
"Well, see she likes Kurama and this other guy but she can't seem to choose between them," Ashley said.
"Who's this other guy?!!" Maggie asked.
"See, she means take out the other guy so than that means she likes Kurama," Ashley said.
"Wow, you're good," Kuwabara said.
"Thank you!" Ashley said.
"I will get you later," Maggie said.
"Moving on," Ashley said. "And Kurama, who is very smart, kind, and well...a gentleman, has not told Maggie he has a girlfriend."
"I don't have a girlfriend," Kurama said.
"So than why haven't you asked Maggie out?" Ashley asked.
"I don't know," Kurama said.
"So you like Maggie!!" Ashley said. "Moving before something bad happens to me."
"I will get you later Ashley," Maggie said.
"Umm, okay," Ashley said. "Yusuke, you love Keiko but you never want to admit it, why?"
"Excuse me?" Keiko asked.
"I mean if you hold back your feelings any longer, she'll leave you," Ashley said.
"You and I both know that she won't do that, they love each more than anything," Maggie said.
"You're ruining this," Ashley said.
"I mean Yusuke would give his life for her," Maggie said.
"That's so sweet," Ashley said. "They are now my favorite couple. Maggie and Kurama were my old couple."
"I'm keeping my should be favorite couple," Maggie mumbled but sadly Ashley heard.
"And that is who?" Ashley asked.
"Umm, no one," Maggie said sheepishly.
"You know you are terrible at lying," Ashley said.
"So," Maggie said.
"Megan!" Ashley said and Maggie crawled into a ball.
"I'm not Megan, I'm not Megan, I'm not Megan," Maggie kept repeating.
"That should show her," Ashley said.
"What did you do?" Botan asked.
"Long story," Ashley said.
"Okay moving on, InuYasha," Ashley said.
"I don't like anyone," InuYasha said.
"Oh well, Kagome," Ashley said.
"Ashley, he's lying," Maggie said. "He likes Kagome."
"Silly Willy, why didn't you say so," Ashley said.
"Okay, well...
"Willy, I can handle it," Ashley said.
"But," Maggie started.
"Megan!" Ashley said and Maggie crawled into a ball again.
"Can we move on," Miroku said.
"Well you HENTAI maybe if you kept your hands off me," Sango said.
"Why does this seem so familiar?" Ashley asked and everyone stopped doing what they were doing, besides Maggie, and looked at Ashley. "Nani?"
"What seems so familiar?" Yusuke asked.
"Well, everything, but I can't pictured it," Ashley said. "Well, Maggie's normal she always does this when we mention the name....MEGAN!" Ashley shouted and Maggie covered her ears and kept repeating the line 'I'm not Megan' even louder.
"So this is normal?" InuYasha asked.
"Ya," Ashley said.
"Any way's moving on," Yusuke said. "I want to get home."
"Be patient Yusuke," Keiko said.
"So, umm, Botan," Ashley said and Maggie quieted down and looked up.
"You're doing Botan now?" Maggie asked.
"Of course baka," Ashley said.
"Oooo can I help!!" Maggie ran over to Ashley.
"I guess," Ashley said and Maggie sat next to her and grabbed her clipboard. "Hey!! You're not supposed to look at that!"
"To bad," Maggie said and looked it over. "Who's Koenma?"
"I met him at the dance after you disappeared he was looking for Botan," Ashley said.
"He's my boss," Botan said. "He also goes to our school."
"Oh," Maggie said. "Isn't he short?"
"No, he's pretty tall," Ashley said.
"Oh!! Okay," Maggie said. "This is wrong."
"How?" Ashley asked. "I know I'm jumping to conclusions but..."
"No, she doesn't like him," Maggie moved her finger up the piece of paper. "She like's him."
"Are you sure?" Ashley took the clip board and wrote something down.
"Positive!" Maggie smiled.
"Umm, even though you are usually wrong but I'll go with this," Ashley said.
"Okay Botan," Maggie said. "Now let's see at the dance you and someone kissed."
"What does that have to do with a counseling session?" Botan asked.
"Everything," Maggie smiled innocently.
"Okay, why?" Botan asked.
"Did you enjoy it?" Maggie asked and Hiei almost fell out of his chair of shock.
"Maggie!" Ashley hit her lightly on the head with the clipboard.
"What, I just wanted to know," Maggie said.
"That's personal," Kagome said.
"Hn," Hiei said.
"Fine, Hiei," Maggie said.
"Hn?" Hiei said.
"Why did you do it?" Maggie asked.
"I had to," Hiei said.
"It's not like you," Maggie said.
"You're point?" Hiei asked.
"You are like some one who likes fire...." Maggie stopped. "Fire...."
"Fire!!" Ashley said.
"Fire!" Maggie said.
"Where?" Rin asked looking around.
"What do you like to do in your free time?" Ashley asked Kurama.
"Well, I like to hang out with my friends.
"Okay, what about you Sesshomaru?" Ashley asked.
"Beat up my brother," Sesshomaru said.
"And you Hiei?" Ashley asked.
"Sleep," Hiei said.
"Rin?" Ashley asked.
"Hang out with Sesshy," Rin said.
"Yusuke?" Ashley asked.
"Be with Keiko," Yusuke said and Keiko hugged him.
"I guess I know what Keiko will say, so umm, Sango?" Ashley asked.
"Be with my family," Sango said.
"Miroku?" Ashley asked.
"Be with Sango," Miroku said.
"InuYasha?" Ashley asked.
"Fight Sesshomaru," InuYasha said.
"Kagome?" Ashley asked.
"Hang with my friends," Kagome said and Maggie stood up and grabbed her CD player and started listening to it.
"MAGGIE!" Ashley said and Maggie started doing a dance.
"If you wanna come to my hotel, maybe I'll give u my room key, I like the way u carry your self babe, now if u wanna come to my hotel all ya have to do is call, because we ain't checkin out till 6 in the mornin!!" Maggie sang.
MAGGIE!!!" Ashley yell and Maggie took off her head phones.
"You rang?" Maggie asked.
"Shut up!" Ashley said and Maggie stuck her tongue out when Ashley turned her head away than sat down.
"So..." Botan said.
"Maggie take off the head phones," Ashley said and Maggie did and put in a stick of gum. "You are annoying me."
"Your point?" Maggie asked.
"Moving on," Ashley said. "Yukina, what do you like to do in your free time?"
"I like to play in the snow," Yukina said.
"And Kuwabara?" Ashley asked.
"Uh, being with Yukina," Kuwabara said.
"Kenshin?" Ashley asked.
"Being with my friends," Kenshin said with a smile.
"Yay," Ashley said than said, "Botan?"
"Umm, driving," Botan said.
"Me too," Maggie said. "Than I like..."
"Be quiet Maggie," Ashley said and Maggie stared at Ashley with he mouth hanging open.
"So what do you guys want to talk about?" Ashley asked.
"What does Maggie do in her free time?" Kurama asked.
"You don't want to know," Ashley said.
"Yes I do," Botan said.
"She'll go on and on," Ashley said.
"So," Keiko said.
"Fine," Ashley said.
"Yay!!" Maggie said. "Well, I like to arch, read, hang out with my friends, write stories, swim, talk on the phone, go on the internet...."
~~~ Half an hour later ~~~
"I like to hike, color, go shopping, and burn things," Maggie said and finished.
"That was the most boring thing I've ever heard," Yusuke said.
"I told you," Ashley said.
"Can we go now?" InuYasha asked.
"I have a topic for next time!!" Maggie said.
"Nani?" Ashley asked.
"Get a boy or girlfriend!" Maggie said.
"I'm up for that," Ashley said and every one left.
That's it for now. You better be happy!!!!! It took a whole two day's to write. HAHAHAHA!!!" please rewiew.