A/N- Welcome to Legeo & Gimliet, a tale of mass stupidity and OOC-ness (which, as we know, means Out Of Character... ness.) It's highly insane and ridiculous, absolutely inane, but LOTS OF FUN! This is friendly to those of you who have not read the books, although some characters are definitely not in the movies. This takes place at some random point after the Ring was destroyed, in Rivendell. Read on, my friends.

Disclaimer- I don't own the plot or the characters, but I do own the 1st and 2nd Extended Editions of the movies and I own a couple copies of all three books. Someday I shall own the 3rd movie (11 Oscars!) on Extended Edition DVD.

Here we go...

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Two species, unalike in dignity

In fair Rivendell where we lay our scene

From ancient grudge break to new mutiny

Where lots of blood makes many hands unclean

From forth the fatal lines of these two foes

A pair of gaywad lovers take their life

Whose misadventured piteous overthrows

Doth with their death bury their species strife

The fearful passage of their frightening love

And the continuance of their species rage

Which, but their kinsmen's end, naught could remove

Is now the creepy traffic of our page

The which, if you with patient eyes attend

What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend