DISCLAIMER: They don't belong to me.
"Monica," Rachel whispered as the sun went down, "Monica. It's time to wake up now."
"No," Monica moaned, as she opened her eyes to look at Rachel, "No."
"Oh Mon, we're going to have so much fun!"
Fight, Monica thought, I'm supposed to fight this. Vampires. Rachel is a vampire . . . she bit me. I'm one too, but . . . I'm forgetting something. Something. I'm not one yet, there is still time. Something I'm forgetting?
"Are you hungry?" Rachel asked, "I know I am."
"Hungry?" Monica asked, as she tried to ignore the burning in her stomach, "No."
"Oh I think you are," Rachel cajoled, "Come with me."
Monica rose to her feet, as gasped as she looked across the room in the mirror, "What have you done to me? Where is your reflection? I can barely see mine."
"Yours will fade away soon enough."
"I look so different," Monica whispered, as she drifted closer to the mirror and studied herself.
"You are different," Rachel soothed, as Tobias joined them, "Hello."
"I see our friend is awake. I bet you're hungry Monica."
"No," Monica argued, "I can't."
"Of course you can. Look at Rachel, she didn't have any problem with it, and it's the last step. Then you'll live forever."
"Forever," Monica breathed, as she let herself relax a bit, "I am hungry."
"There isn't anything to be afraid of," Rachel insisted, "This is wonderful Mon. I've never been happier."
"Come with us," Tobias insisted, as he led both women down the hallway.
AAAAA
"Someone is coming," Phoebe whispered.
"Monica," Chandler moaned, "She won't, she can't hurt us."
"If she's a vampire," Ross argued, "She isn't Mon any more that Rachel is still Rachel."
"Hello all," Rachel greeted, as she led Monica through the door, with Tobias following behind, "How is everyone on this fine night?"
"Monica," Chandler whispered, as he looked at his bleary eyed and pale wife, "Mon? Say something."
"Chandler," she whispered, as she walked closer to him, "Oh Chandler."
"Monica?"
"I don't want to hurt you," she said, as she paused in front of him, "But."
"But what?"
"I'm so hungry," Monica replied, as she let her fangs extend and stroked his neck. Staring at his bulging and trembling neck vein, she paused, "Chandler?"
"Fight it," he whispered, "Whatever they have done to you fight it. This isn't you Monica."
"It's too strong."
"Fight it!"
"Drink Monica," Rachel said, joining them. Slowly she opened the vein on Chandler's neck, "I bet he tastes delicious."
Monica inhaled the coppery tent, "So hungry."
"It's okay Mon. I love you," Chandler said, as Monica sunk her fangs into his neck, " I love you."
"No!" Monica screamed, as she stumbled away from him, "No!"
Shoving Rachel against the wall, "I won't!"
"Drink!" Tobias demanded, grabbing Monica around the neck, and pressing her mouth to Chandler's neck, "Drink!"
Monica choked on the blood as it slid down her throat. Groaning, she began suckling Chandler's neck, as he slowly grew cold in her arms.
"You're monsters!" Phoebe screamed.
"Oh you're next," Rachel said, as she began to drink, "Good bye Phoebe."
Ross stood speechless, as he watched the chaos around him. He pulled against the chains in vain, and as Tobias approached him, he knew it was his time. He raised his knee as the vampire advanced, and hoped that vampires had the same reactions as humans did when they were kicked in the groin.
"Stupid human," Tobias hissed, as Ross' knee connected, "You'll pay for that."
Ross watched as a key ring landed by his feet, "What are you going to do? Kill me? Make me a vampire? A never dying food source?"
"I'll be back for you, or maybe these lovely ladies will take care of you when they're done with their meals."
Ross carefully slid the keys behind his foot, as he watched the other vampire leave. He slid down, as far as his restraints would let him and grasped the keys in his hands. Undoing the locks slowly, he watched in horror as Monica and Rachel stepped away from the lifeless bodies of their victims. Stumbling back, he crashed into a chair. A wood chair, he realized, as one of the legs cracked under the weight of his body. A wooden stake, he thought, could a stake through the heart work?
"Ross," Monica trailed off, "I feel so strange."
"Oh, Monica," he whispered, "I know you didn't want this. I'm sorry."
With that he leapt to his feet, and plunged the stake into her heart.
"Ross!" Monica screamed, as she fell to the floor, "Ross!"
"You bastard," Rachel hissed, as Monica exploded into a pile of dust.
"Oh you're next," Ross promised, as Rachel advanced.
"You can't kill me Ross. You don't have it in you."
"Try me, Rach. My sister and three best friends are dead because of you. I'm sure I'll be dead before I get out of this house, but I'm sure that I'll be taking you with me."
"You don't want to die Ross. Why don't we make a deal?"
"I won't become a vampire Rach."
"Monica thought that too. You don't know what you're missing. Put down the stake."
"No."
"You heard her," Tobias said from the doorway, "There are 20 vampires in this building, and there is no way you are getting out of here alive."
"I know that."
"Oh Ross," Rachel sighed, as he backed up against the wall, "It didn't have to be this way."
"Yes it does," he said softly, his heart breaking for his friend's lost soul, "I'm sorry Rachel."
He shoved her aside, and plunged the stake into a surprised Tobias' chest.
"No!" Rachel screamed, as she watched him explode into a pile of dust, "I'll kill you!"
Ross raised the stake again, but instead smashed it into her skull, "I'm sorry Rach."
He lifted his former lover into his arms, and stumbled into the hallway. Not stopping to think of his actions, he leapt out the first window he saw.
AAAAA
Ross paced around his living room a week later. All the locks on the doors didn't make him feel safe anymore, and he never went out after dark anymore. He could feel them watching him, and he knew they would get him eventually. Sighing he made his way back to the bedroom.
"Hello Rachel," he sighed, as he gazed down at the women chained to the bed, "How are you feeling today?"
"Ross," she hissed, "You'll regret this."
"Tell me how to stop them, and I'll let you go."
"You can't stop them. They're everywhere Ross. You won't know them until it's too late. They'll kill you, you poor, pitiful human."
"I've already killed two, and I've got you. I'd do anything to turn you back Rach."
"I'd rather die than be human again. They won't kill you if you become a vampire Ross. Untie me, and we'll be together. Forever. Like we always wanted."
Ross took a step back, and shook off her hypnotic words, "Stop it."
"Come here," Rachel pleaded, "You love me Ross. Just hearing the words will fix everything. I'll be me again."
"I love you," Ross breathed, as he sunk onto the bed, "I've always loved you Rachel."
"Kiss me."
He leaned in, and didn't even flinch when he felt her teeth in his neck. Slumping against her, he groaned as she touched him.
"Your turn," she whispered, as she raised her bleeding wrist to his mouth.
"Together forever," Ross whispered, as he drank.
AAAAA
50 Years Later
"Oh, Ross," Rachel sighed, as she lounged in their Tuscan countryside home, "This is heaven."
He stroked her golden hair, as he tossed the stable boy aside, "Would you like something else to drink?"
She sighed, as she lowered the maid, "Good help is just too hard to find these days."
"Come here," he said, pulling her into his lap, "I love you Rachel. We have eternity."
"That we do."
The End
Weird, I know. Morbid and stupid too. Thanks for reading!