A/N- Huzzah! One and a half of the main characters are dead! I'm tired... I've been doing chores all day for money. My French class is going to Paris and London this December and I hafta pay half if I wanna go. So I mowed almost the whole lawn this morning -collapses-
Alteng- Sam... is in my attic for the same reason so many Les Mis characters are there. I kidnapped him/them because I love him/them so very much. I think I explain more in a few chapters.
Tinkerbell033- Is this really the first fic you've read that made Legolas out to be a sissy? I'm sorry about that, then. I personally have little to no love in my heart for pretty-boys who spend an entire movie doing beauty poses, which is what Orlando Bloom seems to do throughout the majority of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Sorry to insult your pal, but it's so much fun!
Western Master 3- Insane! That's definitely the best way to be! This fic gets very insane next chapter. I'm going to do another double update just because the next chapter is the beginning of the intolerable craziness.
Gimli's head rolled across the floor.
Gandalf came running into the tomb, tripped over the dwarf's head, and fell on his face.
Legolas sat up.
"Where's Gimli?" the elf asked.
Gandalf, who had looked around while getting up off the floor and seen the problem, explained from behind his hand. "Mmph phm phmm ph."
Legolas blinked, cleaned out his ears with his forefingers, and said, "Run that by me again?"
Gandalf, with his free hand, shoved two little pieces of rolled up cloth into his nostrils, then moved his hand. "He subwhere eldse. Dow led's go before subbody cobes id here ad sees you ard't dead."
Legolas sort of shrugged and hopped of the rock slab thingy. He landed on Gimli from the neck down.
Gandalf sighed.
Legolas gasped and jumped back. "OH NO!" he shrieked.
Gandalf rolled the head across the floor with his foot. Legolas tried to stick it back on amidst much cooing and murmuring that seemed to run along the lines of "Oh, don't worry! It'll be okay! Come on now..." he had succeeded in positioning Gimli's head above his neck. "Got it! All better now. Yes you are yes you are yes you are..."
Gandalf rolled his eyes.
Suddenly there was a ruckus from outside. The entire population of Rivendell had awakened and randomly decided to go see who might be hanging out in the tomb. Gandalf gasped and ran out the door shouting, "I cannot stay!"
Legolas saw one of his own arrows lying on the floor. He picked it up. "Now that Gimli's dead, I have nothing to live for," Legolas sobbed. "Oh happy arrow... something, something... erm... yeah."
Legolas thrust the arrow into his chest and began to dramatically die. "ACK! Hey... this arrow was mine. BLECH! Why did you take it?" he asked Gimli's head.
"I thought you were a pirate!" Elizabeth Swann said, popping up from the other side of a pillar.
Legolas made some more choking sounds. "Get out of my death scene, Miss Swann!"
"I told you to call me Eliza-"
Legolas pulled the arrow out of his chest and shoved it into hers. Elizabeth Swann gasped and said, "I feel... cold..."
She died, falling backwards on top of Gimli. A cucumber rolled out of her hand.
"Finally!" Legolas said. He made dramatic gagging sounds for about ten more minutes, then died.
His body fell atop Elizabeth Swann's.
Alteng- Sam... is in my attic for the same reason so many Les Mis characters are there. I kidnapped him/them because I love him/them so very much. I think I explain more in a few chapters.
Tinkerbell033- Is this really the first fic you've read that made Legolas out to be a sissy? I'm sorry about that, then. I personally have little to no love in my heart for pretty-boys who spend an entire movie doing beauty poses, which is what Orlando Bloom seems to do throughout the majority of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Sorry to insult your pal, but it's so much fun!
Western Master 3- Insane! That's definitely the best way to be! This fic gets very insane next chapter. I'm going to do another double update just because the next chapter is the beginning of the intolerable craziness.
Gimli's head rolled across the floor.
Gandalf came running into the tomb, tripped over the dwarf's head, and fell on his face.
Legolas sat up.
"Where's Gimli?" the elf asked.
Gandalf, who had looked around while getting up off the floor and seen the problem, explained from behind his hand. "Mmph phm phmm ph."
Legolas blinked, cleaned out his ears with his forefingers, and said, "Run that by me again?"
Gandalf, with his free hand, shoved two little pieces of rolled up cloth into his nostrils, then moved his hand. "He subwhere eldse. Dow led's go before subbody cobes id here ad sees you ard't dead."
Legolas sort of shrugged and hopped of the rock slab thingy. He landed on Gimli from the neck down.
Gandalf sighed.
Legolas gasped and jumped back. "OH NO!" he shrieked.
Gandalf rolled the head across the floor with his foot. Legolas tried to stick it back on amidst much cooing and murmuring that seemed to run along the lines of "Oh, don't worry! It'll be okay! Come on now..." he had succeeded in positioning Gimli's head above his neck. "Got it! All better now. Yes you are yes you are yes you are..."
Gandalf rolled his eyes.
Suddenly there was a ruckus from outside. The entire population of Rivendell had awakened and randomly decided to go see who might be hanging out in the tomb. Gandalf gasped and ran out the door shouting, "I cannot stay!"
Legolas saw one of his own arrows lying on the floor. He picked it up. "Now that Gimli's dead, I have nothing to live for," Legolas sobbed. "Oh happy arrow... something, something... erm... yeah."
Legolas thrust the arrow into his chest and began to dramatically die. "ACK! Hey... this arrow was mine. BLECH! Why did you take it?" he asked Gimli's head.
"I thought you were a pirate!" Elizabeth Swann said, popping up from the other side of a pillar.
Legolas made some more choking sounds. "Get out of my death scene, Miss Swann!"
"I told you to call me Eliza-"
Legolas pulled the arrow out of his chest and shoved it into hers. Elizabeth Swann gasped and said, "I feel... cold..."
She died, falling backwards on top of Gimli. A cucumber rolled out of her hand.
"Finally!" Legolas said. He made dramatic gagging sounds for about ten more minutes, then died.
His body fell atop Elizabeth Swann's.