A/N- This fic will continue until any remnant of sanity you readers ever had is gone! Muahahaha! Ahem... anyway...
A Darker Side of Light- Yeah... pointless... that sorta sums me up. But I do have fun!
The Hobbit Lass- You do hafta feel a little sorry for him... but he shall get his revenge.
Tinkerbell033- It's re-explained in here. Somewhat. I killed Legolas for the same reason Shakespeare killed Romeo... which is "because." Legolas isn't gone... he's off in ghost land with Gimli and the fell beast.
pikinanou- Nope. You'll know it's over when I end with a poem... Hehehe...
I'm From Tookland- Er... probably not. But he will be able to... oh, you'll see in a few chapters.
Jo- I do random Piratey bits later, too. I just can't help putting it in here. Stay tuned!
Western Master 3- I am highly amused by your reviews. Sounds like stuff I randomly say... except more Monty Python-ish.
Alteng- But is it over? Muahahaha! No. "Uh..." is a great catchphrase... it could be mine...
"What was that?" Peter Jackson shouted.
"What do you mean?" said the booming voice from the sky.
"That chapter did not assist in telling the plot – it didn't even make any sense!"
"So?" asked the booming voice from the sky.
"The readers are probably confused out of their minds..."
"Good point."
So the Authoress decided to give a quick recap.
Everyone from Lord of the Rings except Sam (who lives in the Authoress's attic) was standing outside the tomb where Gimli and Legolas and Elizabeth Swann were dead. Gandalf refused to let anyone in and Thranduil discovered his broken Mary Sue robot. Frodo and Pippin noticed that Sam was missing, and Merry's ghost died his hair blue. The Authoress brought Merry back to life. All the characters from Rohan left. Boromir's ghost gave a speech. Wormtongue turned into a rat and ran away. Wormtail left. The Nazgûl and Shelob did the cancan. (Why? Because they can... can. Yes, corny joke.) Sméagôl became a hobbit again, and he and Déagôl proceeded to beat the crap out of Gollum. Denethor threw Boromir a party but didn't invite Faramir, so Boromir didn't go. Faramir pretended to throw Boromir a party, but it was a set-up. Boromir and Faramir didn't go, but Denethor did. No one was at the party, so he left. Legolas's ghost and Gimli's ghost went skipping through a field of flowers, pursued by Elizabeth Swann and her brown hair dye. Legolas's ghost and Gimli's ghost hopped onto a fell beast's ghost and flew away, thus ending the chapter.
"A quick recap?" Peter Jackson groaned, rolling his eyes.
"Yes. I told that in less than half the time of the original one," responded the booming voice from the sky.
"You're pathetic," Peter Jackson sighed.
The Authoress chose not to harass him, considering Sam was in her attic...
Samwise Gamgee looked around nervously. He was in sort of a garret. A large crowd of people was already there. All of them were twice as tall as he was.
Or so he thought. Suddenly two people of his own size came skipping up.
"'Old on a bit," said the boy. "I don' recognoize you!"
Sam gaped at him.
"'Ow do ya do? My name's Gavroche! These're me people an' 'ere's my patch. Not much t' look at – nothing posh. Nothin' that you'd call up t' scratch..." the boy began to sing.
The little girl smiled shyly at Sam. "My name's Cosette, but everyone calls me Alouette."
"Samwise Gamgee at your service," the hobbit finally said.
Two tall and extremely good-looking men walked by. "Elves!" Sam cried.
"Not quoite," Gavroche answered. "Th' blond chap's called Enjolras. 'E's involved in a revolution. Th' darker chap, 'e's Montparnasse. Par' o' th' Patron-Minette, most-feared gang in Paris. Parnasse's wan'ed for more 'n' a few murders."
Sam's eyes widened. "Mr. Frodo!"
A Darker Side of Light- Yeah... pointless... that sorta sums me up. But I do have fun!
The Hobbit Lass- You do hafta feel a little sorry for him... but he shall get his revenge.
Tinkerbell033- It's re-explained in here. Somewhat. I killed Legolas for the same reason Shakespeare killed Romeo... which is "because." Legolas isn't gone... he's off in ghost land with Gimli and the fell beast.
pikinanou- Nope. You'll know it's over when I end with a poem... Hehehe...
I'm From Tookland- Er... probably not. But he will be able to... oh, you'll see in a few chapters.
Jo- I do random Piratey bits later, too. I just can't help putting it in here. Stay tuned!
Western Master 3- I am highly amused by your reviews. Sounds like stuff I randomly say... except more Monty Python-ish.
Alteng- But is it over? Muahahaha! No. "Uh..." is a great catchphrase... it could be mine...
"What was that?" Peter Jackson shouted.
"What do you mean?" said the booming voice from the sky.
"That chapter did not assist in telling the plot – it didn't even make any sense!"
"So?" asked the booming voice from the sky.
"The readers are probably confused out of their minds..."
"Good point."
So the Authoress decided to give a quick recap.
Everyone from Lord of the Rings except Sam (who lives in the Authoress's attic) was standing outside the tomb where Gimli and Legolas and Elizabeth Swann were dead. Gandalf refused to let anyone in and Thranduil discovered his broken Mary Sue robot. Frodo and Pippin noticed that Sam was missing, and Merry's ghost died his hair blue. The Authoress brought Merry back to life. All the characters from Rohan left. Boromir's ghost gave a speech. Wormtongue turned into a rat and ran away. Wormtail left. The Nazgûl and Shelob did the cancan. (Why? Because they can... can. Yes, corny joke.) Sméagôl became a hobbit again, and he and Déagôl proceeded to beat the crap out of Gollum. Denethor threw Boromir a party but didn't invite Faramir, so Boromir didn't go. Faramir pretended to throw Boromir a party, but it was a set-up. Boromir and Faramir didn't go, but Denethor did. No one was at the party, so he left. Legolas's ghost and Gimli's ghost went skipping through a field of flowers, pursued by Elizabeth Swann and her brown hair dye. Legolas's ghost and Gimli's ghost hopped onto a fell beast's ghost and flew away, thus ending the chapter.
"A quick recap?" Peter Jackson groaned, rolling his eyes.
"Yes. I told that in less than half the time of the original one," responded the booming voice from the sky.
"You're pathetic," Peter Jackson sighed.
The Authoress chose not to harass him, considering Sam was in her attic...
Samwise Gamgee looked around nervously. He was in sort of a garret. A large crowd of people was already there. All of them were twice as tall as he was.
Or so he thought. Suddenly two people of his own size came skipping up.
"'Old on a bit," said the boy. "I don' recognoize you!"
Sam gaped at him.
"'Ow do ya do? My name's Gavroche! These're me people an' 'ere's my patch. Not much t' look at – nothing posh. Nothin' that you'd call up t' scratch..." the boy began to sing.
The little girl smiled shyly at Sam. "My name's Cosette, but everyone calls me Alouette."
"Samwise Gamgee at your service," the hobbit finally said.
Two tall and extremely good-looking men walked by. "Elves!" Sam cried.
"Not quoite," Gavroche answered. "Th' blond chap's called Enjolras. 'E's involved in a revolution. Th' darker chap, 'e's Montparnasse. Par' o' th' Patron-Minette, most-feared gang in Paris. Parnasse's wan'ed for more 'n' a few murders."
Sam's eyes widened. "Mr. Frodo!"