Bloody Roar
The Annoying Trip: So Long, Japan! Hello, New York!
Chapter 5
In the Plane III: Be My Guest!
"Yeah, going really well." Then Long read his book again. Shina nodded meaningfully, triying to concentrate on her conversation with Jenny (which was, more likely to be said a fight).
"Oh, would you leave my father alone, you miserable bat??!!" she yelled at the blond woman's ear. Jenny rubbed her ear in pain.
"Don't shout at my ear, please," she said, frowning. Shina sticked her tongue out at the bat zoanthrope, and sat quietly.
"Ugh, I don't want to be in the same plane as them anymore..." said Xion, shaking his head and sipped his red wine (A/N: I know he likes red ). Meanwhile, Shenlong was arguing with Yugo. Alice was trying to separate them, but they insisted on going. First, Yugo smacked his head. Then Shenlong gave him a hard chop on his shin. Both screamed at the same time. Alice and Mitsuko rolled their eyes.
"Why did you hit me, you fing dumbass!!" shouted Yugo. Some old people looked at him, shaking their heads as the wolf zoanthrope kept on swearing.
"Well, why did you smack me on the head, senile dog!!?" Shenlong went ballistic. As soon as he let the word 'dog' out of his mouth, the whole BR gang imitated dog's barks.
"Wooof, woof!!" they chimed happily. Yugo cursed to himself, then came back to sit with Alice. Shenlong smirked teasingly.
"Hehe, don't you know that wolfs do 'sort-of' come from the dog family?" Uriko grinned. Kenji burst with laughter. Yugo pouted, crossing his arms.
"Humph, not funny." The polite Alice was patting her boyfriend's back sympathetically, covering her mouth, trying hard not to laugh.
"We arrive at last!!!" Uranus stretched her arms wide, and then yawned. Xion was sweatdropping at Kohryu and Bakuryu who were fighting again, about deciding who the real one was.
"I'm the real one, and you're soooo obviously the clone," spat Bakuryu. Kohryu hesitated.
"No, you're soooo wrong, my friend. Wait, you're not my friend, aren't you?? Anyway, I just wanted to say that you are my clone!!" Both were aiming their katanas at each other. Before they could do anything seriously dangerous, Kenji threw his smoke bombs at them.
"Stop it! We've just arrived, and you silly moles want to spoil the lots of fun!??" Both just glared at each other, and continued on with the tour. Uriko opened the map, and scowled.
"Oh, this piece of crap doesn't show us any clear directions!" Alice and Mitsuko looked at her from the corner of their eyes, remarking her use of language. Obviously she's been hanging with Kenji too long, the nurse muttered. And Kenji hangs with Yugo way TOO long. The cat zoanthrope protested on and on until she realized that she read it upside-down. "Oops, sorry. Teehee." Yugo grabbed the map away from her hands.
"Oh, just let me read it!" He read it, and asked Alice. "Hey Alice, how do you read this kanji?" Everyone groaned on his bad language learning. Alice read it, and smiled.
"Hehe, this says 'The cheapest 5-starred hotel in New York!' with the logo next to it." Yugo nodded.
"Uhuh," he said. "Okay, here we go-o!!" They caught a bus, and went all the way to the hotel.
On the way...
12:00 AM "Tell me something Ganesha; what do you call this weird-looking ride?" Cronos asked the big elephant zoanthrope.
"Oh, this is called 'bus', Your Highness," the silvery-white-haired old man answered. Cronos looked at the outside view. Xion just happened to pass by, and he offered everyone a plate full of food.
"Hey, anybody for foods?" he asked. Cronos' eyes lit up and nodded cheerfully.
"Yep! Let it be me!" he looked down at the plate. Ganesha was panicking himself.
"But My Highness, what if the meal is poisoned?!" he said, shivering. Cronos rolled his eyes and decided not to listen to his bodyguard for once in his royal life. Then he spotted a weird-looking dish.
"Unn... excuse me, Xion. If you don't mind, can you tell me what--"
"Ooh, yes, yes. This one is cheese soufflé, beef ragout, les poissons, French fries, Cassoulet, Quiche Lorraine, Pate de Lapin, Tarte fine aux Pommes, et..." Xion explained every detail of the various foods on the plate.
"Ahem." Gado coughed. "I thought I should introduce the French food. After all, I'm French." Xion frowned. Uriko spoke up.
"Yes, I agree with Gado... Besides, Xion, you're Swedish, aren't you?" she asked, looking confused.
"I don't know... but I believe I maybe am," replied Xion, scratching his head. Everyone fell over.
"Well... can we just have a little bit of taste?" pleaded Cronos. Then Xion began dancing.
"Be My Guest, Be My Guest, put my service to the test." He held the plate in front of Uriko. Kenji was turning red. "Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie and I'll provide the rest. Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres, why, I only live to serve! Try the grey stuff it's delicious! You don't believe me? Ask the dishes." Everyone sweatdropped. Shina punched him on the face, and finally he returned to his 'normal' mode.
"Oops, sorry people. I think I just got too carried away when watching Beauty and the Beast in the plane." Jenny shook her head mockingly. Kohryu and Bakuryu frowned. Then everyone began tasting the foods.
"Ooh, this one is yummy! I'll have more!" Yugo licked his lips and took some more, followed by Alice.
"This dish is tastes sooo great!" Uranus grinned. She licked her fingers and took a bit of Tarte fine aux Pommes.
"Hm? This dish tastes a bit... well... interesting," mumbled Yugo, taking a spoonful of weird-looking food. Suddenly his face turned green. Alice panicked.
"Yugo, are you alright??" she said, worried. Yugo put his hand over his mouth, shaking his head groggily.
"I... I'm fine...," he sputtered. Then he asked Xion. "Errmm... uggh... Xion... what the hell is this food...?"
"Oh? It's my very own liver pie, combined with pork ribs, turnip and broccoli. How is it? Tastes great?" he asked cheerfully.
"Haaaaa...??? LIVER PIE.....????!!" Yugo screamed in horror, for the fact he HATES liver. Then he fell on the floor, unconscious. Everyone began to shake his body, to wake the wolf zoanthrope up.
"What is it, Yugo? Want to get the recipe? Or you fainted 'cos it tasted like in the seventh heaven?" asked Xion innocently.
The Annoying Trip: So Long, Japan! Hello, New York!
Chapter 5
In the Plane III: Be My Guest!
"Yeah, going really well." Then Long read his book again. Shina nodded meaningfully, triying to concentrate on her conversation with Jenny (which was, more likely to be said a fight).
"Oh, would you leave my father alone, you miserable bat??!!" she yelled at the blond woman's ear. Jenny rubbed her ear in pain.
"Don't shout at my ear, please," she said, frowning. Shina sticked her tongue out at the bat zoanthrope, and sat quietly.
"Ugh, I don't want to be in the same plane as them anymore..." said Xion, shaking his head and sipped his red wine (A/N: I know he likes red ). Meanwhile, Shenlong was arguing with Yugo. Alice was trying to separate them, but they insisted on going. First, Yugo smacked his head. Then Shenlong gave him a hard chop on his shin. Both screamed at the same time. Alice and Mitsuko rolled their eyes.
"Why did you hit me, you fing dumbass!!" shouted Yugo. Some old people looked at him, shaking their heads as the wolf zoanthrope kept on swearing.
"Well, why did you smack me on the head, senile dog!!?" Shenlong went ballistic. As soon as he let the word 'dog' out of his mouth, the whole BR gang imitated dog's barks.
"Wooof, woof!!" they chimed happily. Yugo cursed to himself, then came back to sit with Alice. Shenlong smirked teasingly.
"Hehe, don't you know that wolfs do 'sort-of' come from the dog family?" Uriko grinned. Kenji burst with laughter. Yugo pouted, crossing his arms.
"Humph, not funny." The polite Alice was patting her boyfriend's back sympathetically, covering her mouth, trying hard not to laugh.
"We arrive at last!!!" Uranus stretched her arms wide, and then yawned. Xion was sweatdropping at Kohryu and Bakuryu who were fighting again, about deciding who the real one was.
"I'm the real one, and you're soooo obviously the clone," spat Bakuryu. Kohryu hesitated.
"No, you're soooo wrong, my friend. Wait, you're not my friend, aren't you?? Anyway, I just wanted to say that you are my clone!!" Both were aiming their katanas at each other. Before they could do anything seriously dangerous, Kenji threw his smoke bombs at them.
"Stop it! We've just arrived, and you silly moles want to spoil the lots of fun!??" Both just glared at each other, and continued on with the tour. Uriko opened the map, and scowled.
"Oh, this piece of crap doesn't show us any clear directions!" Alice and Mitsuko looked at her from the corner of their eyes, remarking her use of language. Obviously she's been hanging with Kenji too long, the nurse muttered. And Kenji hangs with Yugo way TOO long. The cat zoanthrope protested on and on until she realized that she read it upside-down. "Oops, sorry. Teehee." Yugo grabbed the map away from her hands.
"Oh, just let me read it!" He read it, and asked Alice. "Hey Alice, how do you read this kanji?" Everyone groaned on his bad language learning. Alice read it, and smiled.
"Hehe, this says 'The cheapest 5-starred hotel in New York!' with the logo next to it." Yugo nodded.
"Uhuh," he said. "Okay, here we go-o!!" They caught a bus, and went all the way to the hotel.
On the way...
12:00 AM "Tell me something Ganesha; what do you call this weird-looking ride?" Cronos asked the big elephant zoanthrope.
"Oh, this is called 'bus', Your Highness," the silvery-white-haired old man answered. Cronos looked at the outside view. Xion just happened to pass by, and he offered everyone a plate full of food.
"Hey, anybody for foods?" he asked. Cronos' eyes lit up and nodded cheerfully.
"Yep! Let it be me!" he looked down at the plate. Ganesha was panicking himself.
"But My Highness, what if the meal is poisoned?!" he said, shivering. Cronos rolled his eyes and decided not to listen to his bodyguard for once in his royal life. Then he spotted a weird-looking dish.
"Unn... excuse me, Xion. If you don't mind, can you tell me what--"
"Ooh, yes, yes. This one is cheese soufflé, beef ragout, les poissons, French fries, Cassoulet, Quiche Lorraine, Pate de Lapin, Tarte fine aux Pommes, et..." Xion explained every detail of the various foods on the plate.
"Ahem." Gado coughed. "I thought I should introduce the French food. After all, I'm French." Xion frowned. Uriko spoke up.
"Yes, I agree with Gado... Besides, Xion, you're Swedish, aren't you?" she asked, looking confused.
"I don't know... but I believe I maybe am," replied Xion, scratching his head. Everyone fell over.
"Well... can we just have a little bit of taste?" pleaded Cronos. Then Xion began dancing.
"Be My Guest, Be My Guest, put my service to the test." He held the plate in front of Uriko. Kenji was turning red. "Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie and I'll provide the rest. Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres, why, I only live to serve! Try the grey stuff it's delicious! You don't believe me? Ask the dishes." Everyone sweatdropped. Shina punched him on the face, and finally he returned to his 'normal' mode.
"Oops, sorry people. I think I just got too carried away when watching Beauty and the Beast in the plane." Jenny shook her head mockingly. Kohryu and Bakuryu frowned. Then everyone began tasting the foods.
"Ooh, this one is yummy! I'll have more!" Yugo licked his lips and took some more, followed by Alice.
"This dish is tastes sooo great!" Uranus grinned. She licked her fingers and took a bit of Tarte fine aux Pommes.
"Hm? This dish tastes a bit... well... interesting," mumbled Yugo, taking a spoonful of weird-looking food. Suddenly his face turned green. Alice panicked.
"Yugo, are you alright??" she said, worried. Yugo put his hand over his mouth, shaking his head groggily.
"I... I'm fine...," he sputtered. Then he asked Xion. "Errmm... uggh... Xion... what the hell is this food...?"
"Oh? It's my very own liver pie, combined with pork ribs, turnip and broccoli. How is it? Tastes great?" he asked cheerfully.
"Haaaaa...??? LIVER PIE.....????!!" Yugo screamed in horror, for the fact he HATES liver. Then he fell on the floor, unconscious. Everyone began to shake his body, to wake the wolf zoanthrope up.
"What is it, Yugo? Want to get the recipe? Or you fainted 'cos it tasted like in the seventh heaven?" asked Xion innocently.