The Horrors of the Full Moon

Chapter two- Competition

By Misao's Angel

When Yumi woke up the next morning, her face shone with smile of relief. FINALY the wretched night was OVER. Yumi didn't have to act like a parent to obnoxious brats; she could sleep next to Shishio-sama without feeling like a pedophile.

Reveling in this thought, she placed her arms around her lover...

Or what she thought was her lover.

Since when did Shishio-sama have BOOBS?

She opened her eyes, and stared in utter terror when she saw who she had been groping.

It seems the 'Queer boy' from the family who just took them in, who she just recently saved their lives...

Was sleeping on top of Shishio-sama. Again. The stuffed wrapping he tied under his kimono tricked me into believing that he MIGHT be a rival. Hah. Shishio-sama doesn't swing that way.

She hoped.

But Shishio-sama was SMILING. And squeezing the toilet-paper-filled wrappings with his gauntlet covered hands, muttering "OOH... THAT'S nice..."

"Hmph." Yumi thought. "Mine are bigger anyway."

She was angry all right, but she refused to take action. She refused to let it get to her until she heard Shishio-sama say...

"You're even better than Yumi..." in his muffled, sleep controlled voice...

THAT WAS IT.

"You are going down!!" Yumi pounced on the queer FREAK that was taking HER boyfriend. No one DARES to take HER boyfriend. She... He... Oh WHATEVER...

Will die tonight.

Yumi gnawed on the boy's UGLY flipped hair do, pretty much beat the CRAP out of him. She tore out the toilet paper on his chest, and screamed "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!!!! HUH!!!"

At this moment, the boy decided to awaken.

"What'd ya do THAT for?! Jeeze loise!"

"Get off MY Shishio-sama!!!"

"I think HE wants me here."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah."

"We'll just SEE about that."

Through all of the previous screaming, Shishio-sama easily slept. But When "SEE" was said, he was wide awake. (No one ever knew why..."

Yumi, noticing his opened eyes said, "Shishio-sama... are you gay?"

"Whaas... What's "gay" mean?" Said a innocent-looking Shishio (No knew that was possible, but who ever doubted it was just proved wrong) in a baby- voice.

"WHAT?!!!" Said Yumi in complete terror.

"I dunno what dat means..."

'Oh SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!!!' Yumi thought, graping her aching head, hoping to destroy the oncoming headache. 'Don't tell me he's still a...'

"Yumi-san... I think I wet the bed."

'kid.'

To be continued.

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