Heyz persons.... How are you?
K-kun: -eating a s'more-
Hiei: -dangling from the ceiling by a rope-
As you can see, everything is fine in the 'Sick & Twisted' alternate
reality that I live in. -picks up a s'more-
Myara: You better leave one for me!
Haru: -.-u Meg owns nothing. Well... I suppose she owns her s'more...

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(K-kun is fighting Genbu... um, yeah.)

K-kun: I have the power!!!!!
Hiei: What a baka... -.-;;;
Genbu: -laughs- You are such a dork.... Ha... Ha... -falls apart-
Everyone: o.O
K-kun: What? Did you really think I would say that??
Everyone: Yes.
K-kun: -.-;;

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(Kuwabara is fighting Byakko and is losing.... Of course.)

Byakko: You stupid human! You should have never entered my lair!
Kuwabara: Stupid demon. Ye shall be crushed in the flames of hell if ye do
not surrender!
Everyone: o.O
Yusuke: Whoa... Creepy.
Byakko: Ah, such big talk for such a weakling.
Kuwabara: -jumps and lands on Byakko's platform- Ye did not heed my
warning. Fell my wrath! Ryuu Shosen!
Hiei: O.O –gasp- That's Mr. Kenshin's technique! OMFG... the dipshit is
actually good at this....
Kuwabara: -dissipates his sword- Stupid fool. Ye were not meant to live.

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(K-kun is sitting in his house... watching T.V.)

Koenma: -poufs in- I LOVE YOU KURAMA!!!
K-kun: o.O O-kay....
Botan: -flies in- I LOVE YOU TOO KURAMA!!!!
K-kun: o.o;; What is up with you people...
Yusuke: -pops in outta nowhere- I'M GAY!!!
Kuwabara: -bursts in- I LOVE YUSUKE!!!
Hiei: -appears- LIKE, OMG. I LOVE PINK AND BUNNIES. THEY'RE LIKE, SOOOO
CUTE!! LIKE, YA KNOW?!
K-kun: OMFG... You're all crazy. –screams and runs outta the room waving his
arms around-

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(George is sitting around in Koenma's office)

Koenma: -appears- I LOVE YOU!
Hiei: -appears- I HATE YOU!
K-kun: -walks in- Not again...
Kuwabara: -rushes in and knocks K-kun down- I LOVE YOU KOENMA!! YOU'RE SOOO
SEXY!!! MARRY MEEEE!!!
Botan: -flies in- NO! I LUFF KOENMA MORE THN YOU DO YOU UGLY FAG!
K-kun: No! –gets up- Ebil persons.... SHOO! Not again.... –screams and runs
outta the room while yelling obscenities-
Everyone: No way... Kurama just swore...

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... I like torture... -I finish the s'more and lick my fingers-
K-kun: -.-u Yes... We can tell.
Hiei: -now down off the ceiling- You shall pay for this you evil little
onna!!! Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why? –I pick up another s'more and start nibbling it-
Hiei: For tying me to the ceiling!
-I swallow- I didn't do anything. You are just over-reacting.
Myara: -.-u Settle down you two...
Hiei: But she –points to me- Tied me to the ceiling.
You deserved it. –I begin nibbling my s'more again-
K-kun: -pulls a curtain down- We thank you for reading this. Please go
review. –various painful noises are heard, along with various curses-
-.-u I better go check on them...