Kiko: Hi... This is the second chapter of my wonderful story and I would like to give credit where it is due. Syann's Writer (a.k.a. Syann) helped me write the story. Also, SilentDark (a.k.a. Rayne) helped.
Syann: I am the other one!!! Pathetic weeping
Disclaimer: I do not own the wonderful works of Yoshihiro Togashi or the other one, taller idiot. the little one,the one shaking Hiei's hand uncontrollably, but I do own ME. (Kiko)
Syann: Why am I the other one?
Kiko: Because I said so! So ; P
Rayne: I am the taller idiot YAY!
Syann: Can I be something else
Kiko: Fine! You can be Holder of Death
Syann: YAY!
Kiko: P.S. I do not own the Holder of Death
on with the story
Kurama: Uhhh...
Rayne: MOO! We've been leaving Rinde out. She hasn't even had a turn and you two keep talking can we even play.(a/n: Rayne is crazy and likes to moo and CHEESE!)
Rinde: niether me or Syann got to spin yet this is getting boring.
Kiko: pouty look Okay since we forgot whose turn it is why don't you go Rinde.sighs and looks at Kurama longingly
Rinde: . OKAY then, my turn. spins This is taking longer than I expected. lands on Kuwa baka I am not going to kiss that THING!!! (Sorry all Kuwa baka fans- wait there are none! If there are you shouldn't be here lots o Kuwa baka bashing) Can I spin again?
Syann: No let Kuwa baka a.k.a the ugliness spin the bottle via the thing he calls a hand!
Kuwa baka: spins bottle Land on a cutie! [all twitch] lands on Syann HOTT DAWG! I'm in luck! big, ugly, stupid smile (a/n: SMILE you're on candid camera. I couldn't resist) Come on hott stuff. leans in for a kiss
Syann: NOOO!!!!! raises hand to the heavens COME MY COCKATIEL MINIONS!!! looks around Why are not they coming? Oh well... reaches into pocket & pulls out her hand in a fist HA! NOW YOU SHALL FACE THE DEADLIEST CREATURE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! DEATH!
Kiko: hides behind Kurama S.O.S.M.
Rayne: hides behind Yusuke Oh no not her!
Sammy: hides behind HieiO.O Not Death WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
Rinde: hides behind overturned table HELP US!!!
All guys: [cept Hiei] But it's just a harmless little turtle.
Turtle: eyes blink open slowly as if awaking from a loong, deep slumber from the deep dark reaches of the ever so doomed ....pocket?
Syann: Now, do you see her ever mighty terror?
Hiei: But it's just a stupid, worthless little turtle.
Syann: Do you dare twitch call my everpowerful twitch Mistress a pathetic turtle? You Shall see her mighty... Mightyness! HAHAHA!!! Now mistress, attack the turtle stew lover!!!
Kuwa Baka: eating turtle stew It's not turtle stew! It's turtle soup! So there!
Syann: Even worse! Attack now!
Turtle: jumps off of Syann's hand and heads for the big ugly baka. Suddenly is wearing a yellow suit with ST on it [Super Turtle] and a blue cape. Super Turtle!!!! as she gets closer, the song Kung Fuu Fighting starts to play and her outfit changes to a white karate robe with a black belt. She gets into the grasshopper stance an gets ready to kick him. Once she is there, she decides to just flick him and he is thrown back into three of the walls. The turtle is thrown back pathetically and skidds into Syann's hand . Her head is hangin off the edge and her hand is over her foreheand....... do turtles have those? I...don't......think....I......can...make....it...
Syann: holds up food
Turtle: flips back over FOOD! begins to eat sleepy.... yawns and falls asleep again
Syann: puts turtle back in pocket, then looks at the damage Now! Have you finnaly realised the awasome power of Death!
All other girls: gasp Be grateful Baka! The great Death has spared you!
Kurama: But... it's a ...turtle.....
Kiko: Syann, how did she get a kung Fuu outfit?
Syann: That is one of the mysteries of life. It shall not be revieled to a mear house cat.
Kiko: I am NOT a house cat! I'm a cat demon
Rinde: Isn't Sammy'd dad suppose to be home soon?
Rayne: Man, that's a big, ugly hole you got ther Sammy.
Sammy: Oh no! The wall, and my father! Why me!!!
Sammy's dad: walks into the house What happend here? it's a mess! And why is there a hole in the wall! A ugly hole at that.
Sammy: There, there was this turtel, and she, she kicked this boy and..and... A boy broke our wall!!!
Sammy's Dad: Riiight, like I'd believe that.
Sammy: Umm..... it was a monster!
Sammy's dad: A monster? gets out a huge gun and loads it Well why didn't you say so? Come on boys, we've got a monster to kill. runs into the room with an army following behind and read to kill the 'monster'. They com back after they where done and Sammy's dad puts the gun away. Well, that's been taken care of.... Why are there boys in the house!?
Rinde: But there are no boys in this house.
Sammy: Dad, she's telling the truth.
Kiko: Yeah, this is my cousin...umm...looks around and points to Kurama Kup...Kupov Water!
Sammy: And this is the new transfer student, ummm.... Flower! ....Flower Pott! Makes Hiei nodd
Hiei: -.- You've got to be kidding me.
Rayne: grabs Yusuke and loos around And this is my friend...... Toiletta.... Toiletta Bowl!
Syann: And over there by the wall is .....umm..... Wallethena Payethfore!
Sammy's Dad: .... That sounds remotly like pay for the wall..... Whitch reminds me, Wallethena you have to pays for my walls .....But I don't believe that she is a girl.points to Rayne who is wearing a dress and has long hair
Jess-shuuichi-ki: Don't you remamber when they where blowing up your car? Rayne's skirt blew up...
Sammy's Dad: Oh, I remember that now, sorry.
Yusuke: drool
Rayne: smacks him
Yusuke: . Oww....mommy.
Kiko: So, Jess, have you decided to come over from the dark side?
Jess-shuuichi-ki: Yes, I have decided that I do not like being called air and I don't like Kuso-
Syann: [to the tune of 'oh Cristmass tree']
Oh Woe is me,
Oh Woe is me,
I use to have a Hamster Tree,
But it was eaten by a newt,
And now I have no cuddly fruit.
Oh woe is me,
Oh woe is me,
I use to have a hamster treeeeeeeeeeee........
[from the book Abarat]
Syann: I am the other one!!! Pathetic weeping
Disclaimer: I do not own the wonderful works of Yoshihiro Togashi or the other one, taller idiot. the little one,the one shaking Hiei's hand uncontrollably, but I do own ME. (Kiko)
Syann: Why am I the other one?
Kiko: Because I said so! So ; P
Rayne: I am the taller idiot YAY!
Syann: Can I be something else
Kiko: Fine! You can be Holder of Death
Syann: YAY!
Kiko: P.S. I do not own the Holder of Death
on with the story
Kurama: Uhhh...
Rayne: MOO! We've been leaving Rinde out. She hasn't even had a turn and you two keep talking can we even play.(a/n: Rayne is crazy and likes to moo and CHEESE!)
Rinde: niether me or Syann got to spin yet this is getting boring.
Kiko: pouty look Okay since we forgot whose turn it is why don't you go Rinde.sighs and looks at Kurama longingly
Rinde: . OKAY then, my turn. spins This is taking longer than I expected. lands on Kuwa baka I am not going to kiss that THING!!! (Sorry all Kuwa baka fans- wait there are none! If there are you shouldn't be here lots o Kuwa baka bashing) Can I spin again?
Syann: No let Kuwa baka a.k.a the ugliness spin the bottle via the thing he calls a hand!
Kuwa baka: spins bottle Land on a cutie! [all twitch] lands on Syann HOTT DAWG! I'm in luck! big, ugly, stupid smile (a/n: SMILE you're on candid camera. I couldn't resist) Come on hott stuff. leans in for a kiss
Syann: NOOO!!!!! raises hand to the heavens COME MY COCKATIEL MINIONS!!! looks around Why are not they coming? Oh well... reaches into pocket & pulls out her hand in a fist HA! NOW YOU SHALL FACE THE DEADLIEST CREATURE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! DEATH!
Kiko: hides behind Kurama S.O.S.M.
Rayne: hides behind Yusuke Oh no not her!
Sammy: hides behind HieiO.O Not Death WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
Rinde: hides behind overturned table HELP US!!!
All guys: [cept Hiei] But it's just a harmless little turtle.
Turtle: eyes blink open slowly as if awaking from a loong, deep slumber from the deep dark reaches of the ever so doomed ....pocket?
Syann: Now, do you see her ever mighty terror?
Hiei: But it's just a stupid, worthless little turtle.
Syann: Do you dare twitch call my everpowerful twitch Mistress a pathetic turtle? You Shall see her mighty... Mightyness! HAHAHA!!! Now mistress, attack the turtle stew lover!!!
Kuwa Baka: eating turtle stew It's not turtle stew! It's turtle soup! So there!
Syann: Even worse! Attack now!
Turtle: jumps off of Syann's hand and heads for the big ugly baka. Suddenly is wearing a yellow suit with ST on it [Super Turtle] and a blue cape. Super Turtle!!!! as she gets closer, the song Kung Fuu Fighting starts to play and her outfit changes to a white karate robe with a black belt. She gets into the grasshopper stance an gets ready to kick him. Once she is there, she decides to just flick him and he is thrown back into three of the walls. The turtle is thrown back pathetically and skidds into Syann's hand . Her head is hangin off the edge and her hand is over her foreheand....... do turtles have those? I...don't......think....I......can...make....it...
Syann: holds up food
Turtle: flips back over FOOD! begins to eat sleepy.... yawns and falls asleep again
Syann: puts turtle back in pocket, then looks at the damage Now! Have you finnaly realised the awasome power of Death!
All other girls: gasp Be grateful Baka! The great Death has spared you!
Kurama: But... it's a ...turtle.....
Kiko: Syann, how did she get a kung Fuu outfit?
Syann: That is one of the mysteries of life. It shall not be revieled to a mear house cat.
Kiko: I am NOT a house cat! I'm a cat demon
Rinde: Isn't Sammy'd dad suppose to be home soon?
Rayne: Man, that's a big, ugly hole you got ther Sammy.
Sammy: Oh no! The wall, and my father! Why me!!!
Sammy's dad: walks into the house What happend here? it's a mess! And why is there a hole in the wall! A ugly hole at that.
Sammy: There, there was this turtel, and she, she kicked this boy and..and... A boy broke our wall!!!
Sammy's Dad: Riiight, like I'd believe that.
Sammy: Umm..... it was a monster!
Sammy's dad: A monster? gets out a huge gun and loads it Well why didn't you say so? Come on boys, we've got a monster to kill. runs into the room with an army following behind and read to kill the 'monster'. They com back after they where done and Sammy's dad puts the gun away. Well, that's been taken care of.... Why are there boys in the house!?
Rinde: But there are no boys in this house.
Sammy: Dad, she's telling the truth.
Kiko: Yeah, this is my cousin...umm...looks around and points to Kurama Kup...Kupov Water!
Sammy: And this is the new transfer student, ummm.... Flower! ....Flower Pott! Makes Hiei nodd
Hiei: -.- You've got to be kidding me.
Rayne: grabs Yusuke and loos around And this is my friend...... Toiletta.... Toiletta Bowl!
Syann: And over there by the wall is .....umm..... Wallethena Payethfore!
Sammy's Dad: .... That sounds remotly like pay for the wall..... Whitch reminds me, Wallethena you have to pays for my walls .....But I don't believe that she is a girl.points to Rayne who is wearing a dress and has long hair
Jess-shuuichi-ki: Don't you remamber when they where blowing up your car? Rayne's skirt blew up...
Sammy's Dad: Oh, I remember that now, sorry.
Yusuke: drool
Rayne: smacks him
Yusuke: . Oww....mommy.
Kiko: So, Jess, have you decided to come over from the dark side?
Jess-shuuichi-ki: Yes, I have decided that I do not like being called air and I don't like Kuso-
Syann: [to the tune of 'oh Cristmass tree']
Oh Woe is me,
Oh Woe is me,
I use to have a Hamster Tree,
But it was eaten by a newt,
And now I have no cuddly fruit.
Oh woe is me,
Oh woe is me,
I use to have a hamster treeeeeeeeeeee........
[from the book Abarat]