(Note…. thank u 4 da reviews…. Percy and Malfoy have been fighting over possession of me –ha! I wish- so ive bin busy tending to their wounded bodies-snigger- anyway-this is confusing isn't it? -)

"My sister, Harry, how could you???"

"Well, first I did this…"(takes Ginny in his arms)"then I did this…"(kisses Ginny) "and then I did this…" Harry started to snog Ginny

"My GOD Harry are you one horny 15 year old or what??!!??"

Ron lunged at Harry, yelling 'aaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!'

"Think of the lawsuit!!!" yelled Hermione, until Ginny hit her over the head with the fairy godmothers wand, which someone had carelessly left lying around next to a vat of iron. (I don't know why, but I think it works!)

"Excuse me people, but would someone like to tell me what the hell is going on here?"

Seamus walked in the door, and was hit over the head by Ginny and the killer wand.

Lavender came in and grabbed the wand off Ginny, then hit Ginny over the head.

To cut a long story short, Ron forgave Harry and Ginny, as long as their wedding cake was in the shape of the chuddly cannons logo, and Ginny's dress was orange. Hermione promised them she would perform a small memory charm on Ron. Ginny and Harry were just scared that Ron thought they were going to get married.

Seamus and Ron were practising their part for the play, in the echoing hall of the theatre. Hermione was talking to Harry, who had had a big grin on his face the minute he walked in the room

"Why are you so happy?" she asked.

"Because," grinned Harry, watching Seamus going into a cancan routine, "this theatre was built because we got rid of the potions dungeon!!!"

"YES!!!" screamed Hermione, grabbing Harry and Ginny, who had just sat down with Lavender. Ron and Seamus went into a wild dance, and Ron kicked his shoe off which flew through the air and into the face of…

"WEASELY!!! DAMN YOU GINGER FREAK!!!"(No offence to gingers-LMK)

(later...)

"Hermione…" mumbled Ron.

"Yeah?" said Hermione, sinking into a pile of cushions in the theatre storeroom.

"I think we need a more…private place to meet, cos here im worrying about my sister or Harry or someone walking in on us"

"They KNOW we are together Ron,"

"Can't we use the prefects bathroom?"

"Well, we both do know the password, AND it's v. relaxing and romantic in there…"

"AND there's this cool foam which you can support your weight on…"

"Ron!"

"Sorry…. hey, is that Pig?"

"Here piggywiggydoodums…"

"HERMIONE!!!!"

The mad owl jumped onto a hatbox, but as Ron took the letter from its tiny beak, the lid fell off the owl fell into a pile of feathers and sequins.

"Hey, Percy proposed to Penelope! How surprising is that? NOT! They've been together since the dawn of time…"

"Aww…. your mum put how he proposed…a single red rose? The ring in her champagne? Wow Percy, HOW original!!!"

(Do you like it!!!!!?? Please review…….Percy and Malfoy have been joined by Count Duckula…. They are all offering ME red roses now….. Emma review and write your own stories cos u wud b gr8 at dis…. thanks to Amy, Bethan, Rachel, and my v. Gd friend Helen…)