KTF is back! I'm switching gears quite a bit this time- I'm attempting a Fairly Odd Parents story. I hope you enjoy it. FOP and it's characters are not owned by me.

Chapter 1-

Timmy snored away from his bed. It was Monday morning and Cosmo and Wanda were just about to wake him up.

Cosmo emerged from the fishbowl and zapped into his regular form. "Oooh, how do you want to wake him up today?" A fire hat appeared on his head. "How about a fire drill? No wait, I got it!" The fire hat changed to a hard hat. "How about an earthquake?"

Wanda poofed from the fishbowl and just glared at him. "Why on Earth would you cause an earthquake just to wake up Timmy?"

"Why not?"

"Tell you what. How about we just wake him up how we always do?"

"Aw, you're no fun."

"I probably should wake him up gently. He's been pretty upset about the Valentine's Dance coming up. Every chance he's had to ask Trixie Tang, he's just made a fool of himself." She looked over at Cosmo. "No thanks to you."

"Hey, how was I supposed to know the snakes would scare her?"

"Never mind, let's just get Timmy up, and remember. Don't mention the Valentine's Dance." Wanda lifted up her wand. Soothing music came from the alarm clock radio next to Timmy's bed.

Timmy slowly lifted his eyelids open.

Wanda extended her arms. "Morning, sport!"

Cosmo pushed her to the side. "Hey there dateless! How's it feel to be dateless, dateless boy?"

Wanda gave him a menacing look.

"What? You said not to mention the Valentine's Dance and I didn't."

Timmy looked over at the two of them and hopped out of bed without saying a word.

Wanda tried to console poor Timmy. "Oh, Timmy. I'm sorry. You know how thoughtless Cosmo can be sometimes. Operative word thought-LESS."

"Alright, guys. Just forget about it. If I'm going to ask Trixie Tang to the Valentine's Dance this weekend, I'm really going to need your guys' help."

"That's the spirit, datele...I mean Timmy."

Timmy narrowed his eyes at Cosmo then glanced over at Wanda. "Will you please make sure he doesn't pull another snake mishap?"

"I'll do my best, but there's no guarantees."

That afternoon in the cafeteria, Timmy was petrified. He was holding his lunch tray and about to walk past the table that Trixie sat at. In other words, the popular kids' table. Tad, Chad and Veronica were also there.

Wanda and Cosmo poofed onto Timmy's tray as a milk carton and napkin respectively.

"Well, sport. Do you want us to help out?" Wanda asked.

Timmy was sweating up a storm and shaking uncontrollably. "N-n-no. I've got it. I'll be cool, just watch me." He began to strut his way up to the popular table. When Trixie turned around, all Timmy could do was stand with his mouth agape.

"Why, Timmy Turner. Let me guess. You want to ask me to the Valentine's Dance." Trixie batted her eyes at him.

"Uh...."

She quickly turned her nose up at him. "Well, I don't think so. I'm still recovering from that snake incident." She shivered. "Brrrrrrr." Snapping her fingers, her bodyguard appeared. He grabbed Timmy by the neck and tossed him into a nearby trash can.

Timmy lifted up the lid just enough to look out at Trixie and the others. Wanda and Cosmo appeared just inside.

"Well, that's that I guess." Cosmo said .

Timmy look determined. "There's gotta be something I haven't tried to do."

Wanda chimed in. "Well, you've tried becoming more rugged, being funny, and disguising yourself as a girl to find out what she likes. All failing miserably."

Timmy slumped down. "Oh, right." He peered out again, keeping his eyes fixated on Trixie. Veronica was opposite Trixie at the table, flailing her arms around, trying to get his attention. Timmy closed the lid again in despair.

"Do you think he noticed me?" Veronica said in her all too perky voice.

Tad, Chad and Trixie all gave her odd looks.

"Um...I mean, do you think that loser Timmy noticed...um...me?" Veronica smiled a crooked smile and began to sweat.

"That's better!" Trixie said, returning to gabbing with Tad and Chad.

Wanda caught all of what happened. "Wow, Timmy! Did you hear that?"

"Yeah, Trixie said 'That's better' to somebody. Sigh"
Later, in gym class, the kids were in the midst of playing dodgeball. Timmy ducked down while balls flew overhead. Wanda and Cosmo poofed into Timmy's gym shoes.

"Oooh, I know what you haven't done to win Trixie's love." Cosmo was ecstatic.

"No snakes, Cosmo!"

"Hey, did you recently wish to read minds without me knowing?"

Timmy lifted up his arms. "Not now, Cosmo!"

Unknowingly, Timmy grabbed a ball that was lobbed his way. He stood up, looking for someone to pummel. Trixie was standing nearby and looking down at him with a look of shock on her face.

Timmy raised his arm to strike, but couldn't. "No, I can't do it. That would be mean."

Trixie got an idea, grabbed Veronica and pulled her in front of her.

"Die!" Timmy heaved the ball at Veronica.

"EEEEK!" She crouched down but the ball bounced off her head, knocking her out.

Timmy's left pink shoe started lecturing him. "Timmy! That wasn't very nice!"

"Uh...I'm just playing dodgeball."
The bell rang for class to start and Timmy's teacher, Mr. Crocker cast his evil grin out in front of the class. "Alright, class. I hope you all did your projects- the person you admire most. If not you'll be getting AN F!!" Crocker pulled a stack of papers from out of his desk. "And, look! The board approved my recommendation for F's to be pre-printed on your grading sheets! Heh heh! HEH HEH!"

Timmy rolled his eyes. "Oh, man. I really want class to end. I have a plan to ambush Trixie when we get out of class."

Crocker spoke up again. "Normally this would be the part where I would call Timmy Turner up so he could talk about his...FAIRY GODPARENTS!! But I'm feeling uncharacteristically lenient today. So I call up...Veronica!"

Veronica nervously got up and walked to the front of class. "Um...my project is about the person I admire most." She glanced over at Timmy who was dreamily staring at Trixie. "And that person is...Timmy Turner."

"What?" Trixie yelled out.

"Did I say Timmy Turner? Oh no, I wouldn't talk about that Timmy Turner over there, who's not paying any attention to me at all. I meant to say...um...TINA Turner!"

Trixie's eyes widened. "Wow, I admire her too! I love how she overcame her abusive past to become the greatest entertainer of our or any generation!"

Veronica's eyes welled with tears and she ran out screaming.

Crocker shook his head. "I suppose she'll have to take an F. Oh by the way, nice report on Tina Turner, Miss Tang. You get an A."

"Cool!"

Wanda appeared as a pencil on Timmy's ear. "Timmy, don't tell me you didn't hear that now!"

"Huh? You mean Trixie getting an A? I wish I had thought to write about Tina Turner."
Timmy stood outside the school, patiently waiting for Trixie to exit. Wanda and Cosmo were Timmy's books this time.

"So what's your big plan, Timmy?" Cosmo asked in anticipation.

"Well, you know how girls can't resist puppies? If you guys turned into puppies, I'll catch her at her most vulnerable and she'll have to agree to go with me to the dance."

"Are you sure you've thought this through, Timmy?" Wanda asked.

Trixie and Veronica emerged from the doors leading outside.

"Yes! Now I wish you two were cute little puppies!"

Wanda and Cosmo turned into cute little green and pink puppies. Wanda flipped onto her back, anticipating a belly rub.

Trixie and Veronica stopped in front of Timmy and his puppies.

"Hey, Trixie, aren't these puppies the cutest?" He held up Cosmo, who gave Trixie a big lick on her face.

"Eeeeww! Gross! Dog drool! I am so out of here. Come on , Veronica."

"But, Trixie! These puppies are so cute!" She rubbed Wanda's belly.

"Fine, you can stay then." Trixie walked off.

Timmy looked forlorn at her walking away. Veronica walked over to him, holding the pink dog. "Timmy, where did you get these oddly colored puppies? I love them!" She gave Wanda a hug.

Timmy didn't say a word, he just looked down at the ground.

Veronica cleared her throat. "Timmy, did you happen to catch my report today?"

Timmy sighed. "Tina Turner. Very nice."

Veronica shook her head and walked off to the side, holding up Wanda. "Just between you and me, puppy. I wish Timmy would ask me to the dance. Don't tell anyone now." Veronica put Wanda down and ran off toward where Trixie disappeared.

Wanda poofed back to normal. "OK, Timmy. So maybe you can't have Trixie. But what if there was someone else that liked you. Perhaps someone that's been dropping clues that she liked you. Perhaps actually saying she liked you. You know who I'm talking about?"

"No."

"Alright, enough hints. I'm just going to say it. Veronica."

Timmy's face perked up. "Hey yeah! Veronica likes me!"

Wanda poked her wand at him. "And?"

"And someone with her personality must like me."

"Yeah?"

"So it's obvious what I should do."

"Yeah?"

"I'll just wish for Veronica to switch personalities with Trixie!"

"Yeah!...Wait a minute. What?"

Cosmo poofed next to Timmy. "Ooh, great idea!"

"Now wait just a minute. You can't..."

Timmy puffed out his chest. "I wish for Veronica and Trixie to switch personalities!"

Wanda sighed. "Very well."

"Wow, I can't wait to see what happens tomorrow!"
This was a bit hard to start, but once it got going, it was pretty fun to write. Did you think it was funny? It's not easy for me to tell, so any feedback in that respect is appreciated. Anyway, Veronica is by far my favorite character on FOP, so I HAD to do a story prominently featuring her. Until next time, FOP fans.

-KTF