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Authors Note: I'm sooo sorry. It's been so long since my last update. I think my computer is officially dead. Thanks to my brother, he let me type this up and give it to all my worthy fans. Yay! Forgive any spelling/grammar errors. This is on wordpad. I don't have spell check. Hmmm....what else did I want to say to you? Umm...thanks for waiting? You get the point. Yeah. So, that's it. Read and Review!

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Changes-Chapter 8

"Excuse me...did I hear you wrong? I swear I just heard you say you were pregnant," Lily said through the fire.

"You heard right Lils. You're going to have a baby brother!" I excitedly told my daughter.

"Br..brother? How do you know?" Lily asked.

I shrugged. "Charm. But isn't it great Lily? In 5 months you'll be a sister!"

"I can't wait to see you again dad. Pregnant? Wow. I bet daddy had a heart attack when you told him!" Lily laughed.

"Actually, Sirius was not exactly shocked. We planned it to be honest," I smiled.

"Why exactly?" Lily asked frowning slightly.

"Well...we missed you so much we decided to have another kid. Besides, I've always wanted a good sized family," I said.

"Awww...thats so sweet dad. Well I've got to go. My friends are calling me. Tell daddy I said hi! I love you guys!" Lily said breaking the connection.

I sat back in the armchair and sighed. So far this pregnancy was going so much worse than the last. With Lily, I had the occasional bout of morning sickness. With this one I had all day sickness. And instead of the slow steady weight gain I experienced with Lily, I was gaining fast and felt like a house. No self esteem left whatsoever. If that wasn't bad enough, my feet seemed to be swelling from the unexpected weight. Charming.

"Harry! Where did you go?" Sirius called from the door. He had just gotten back from work, even though it was his day off, any healer can be called in when necessary.

"Living room!" I called back waiting in anticipation for the gifts Sirius would inevitably have for me. Sirius entered the room looking sexy as ever. He was wearing a white button down shirt and black pants. I jumped out of my chair and kissed him.

"I take it you're happy to see me?" Sirius asked.

I nodded. "Gifts? Things for me?" I asked excited.

Sirius laughed. "You act like such a little kid sometimes Harry! First off, I got these chocolates for you, this flower thing, some of those muggle 'compact disc' things, and a baby book to help us find a name."

"Oooooo...chocolate. You do love me," I said appreciatively. As much as my tastes in food tends to change throughout pregnancy, I never stop liking chocolate. "C.d's? Since you didn't buy the actual player, we'll have to charm them to play."

"Oh. Sorry. I didn't know you needed one..." Sirius said.

"It's okay. But...what exactly is that supposed to be?" I asked looking at what Sirius had called a 'flower thing'.

"I'm not sure. The florist said it meant something...anyhow it sounded good at the time," Sirius smirked.

"Thanks anyway Siri. I know you meant well. And I can't wait to look through names!"

"Lets eat before we do anthing else," Sirius said.

"Okay. How about you charm one the the cd's for background music?" I suggested.

"'kay," Sirius said picking one at random and doing a complex little spell to make it work. There was a moment of silence before a high-pitched voice screeched out 'Rock you body'

"Noooo! Turn it off! My ears! They burn!" I yelled

Sirius stopped it quickly. "What in the name of Merlin was that?"

"Did you even look at the cd's before buying them?"

"You mean their not all the same?" Sirius asked

I sighed. "Let me see what you got. I'll pick something." Somehow, Sirius got lucky and grabbed a Queen cd. We listened to that throughout dinner. Afterwards I came to the conclusion that I loved that man. I complained that my back hurt so my dear Sirius gave me a back rub. At the same time I decided to look through the baby book Sirius brought home.

"How about Dewy? Dewy Potter has a ring to it."

"No Harry. We are not naming him Dewy."

"Fine. What about Igor?"

"Only if he's a hunchback."

"Okay. What about Fabritzio?"

"Harry? Fabritzio? No, come on Harry."

"I'm only joking Siri. I'm not that cruel."

"I have an idea. Let's name him James. After your dad."

"Yes. That's a wonderful idea. And the middle name will be...Bo!"

"Harry..." Sirius said threateningly.

"Okay. I like Michael."

"But I was liking the name Anthony."

"Then how about James Michael Anthony Potter?"

"I love it,"Sirius said kissing me.

Five months later, I lay in St. Mungo's in excruciating pain yelling 'You're a bastard Sirius' at the top of my lungs.

"I'm too old for this," I complained.

"Just remember, you're the one who wanted this," Sirius said holding my hand tightly.

"Not this part," I said gritting my teeth.

"Okay Mr. Potter. Time to start on those breathing exercises-"

"I'm breathing just fine! Shut the fuck up and deliver my son!" I screamed as a contraction hit me.

"Harry...calm down-"

"Calm down? Calm down?! You expect me to calm down when I've been laying here in pain for 5 hours?!!" I yelled. "You try being calm when- HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"

"We need you to push for us now Mr. Potter," The doctor said.

"Quit calling me that! Ow! It hurts!" I yelled, tears in my eyes.

"Push Mr. Potter, push!" The doctor ordered again.

"Ow it hurts Siri...," I whimpered pitifully, doing as the doctor said.

"I know darling. Its okay. You're almost done. It'll be over soon," Sirius said soothingly pushing a few loose strands of hair out of my face. "I love you Harry."

I yelled at the top of my lungs, pushed one last time, and heard a beautiful sound-my son's first breath. I slumped back down on the bed, exhausted. A few minutes later, Sirius handed me our newborn son. He was beautiful. His tiny fingers were clenched in fists and he was moving around restlessly. Only a tuft of jet black hair was visable, but I could tell he would have the same problems with it I did. He opened his eyes and I smiled. He had inherited Sirius's deep blue eyes. I was in awe.

"He certainly looks like his namesake huh?" Sirius asked kissing me on the forehead.

"Most definatly. Except for the fact that he has your eyes Siri," I said thoughtfully.

"In that case, we'd better hire him a body guard. Who knows how many guys will be after him?" Sirius smiled.

"Just because he looks like me and my dad doesn't mean he'll be gay," I said smirking.

"Why should he feel left out? he'll be the only one in the house /not/ attracted to men!" Sirius said.

I stuck my tongue out at him.

" Dad! Daddy!" Lily yelled excitedly running into the room. She hugged Sirius tightly. Then she let him go and bounded over to me. "Oh my God Dad! He's so cute! What are you naming him? Can I hold him?"

I passed him over to Lily. "His name is James."

"After Grampa? Aww!" She squeaked.

Over by the door, a light flashed. "Sorry. This is just such a 'Kodak moment' as my parents would say," Hermione said holding out her camera.

"Harry mate. You've done it twice now, but I still can't see how you could stand giving birth," Ron said moving next to his wife.

Hermione hit him. "Oh? And you can see how I can?"

"But 'Mione, you're a girl. You're built for that!" Ron said rubbing his arm.

"Hi guys," I interupted smiling. "This is James," I said indicating the general direction of where Lily stood holding her brother.

Hermione rushed over to the baby. "Oh Harry! He looks just like you! You're a cutie aren't you!" She cooed.

"Women and babies. Sheesh!" Ron said making faces at James. "Oh, Remus will be here a little later. He couldn't leave work."

"Okay," I said to Ron yawning. "I love you Sirius," I said stroking his hand.

He leaned down and hugged me. "I love you too Harry. You, James and Lily."

A/N: Well....that's it. Oh yeah! Now I remember what I wanted to say to you! I'm not sure how many chapter from now, 1 or 2 most likely, but there is going to be some heavy angst. I've already written it, and I cried. I'm sorry. Just thought you ought to know. Anyway, leave me a nice long review! Feedback is very much appreciated!