Disclaimer: I still don't own Harry or Sirius or any other characters
associated with them. Yet. Anything you don't recognize is mine.
Authors Note: I know, I know. It's about bloody time you updated, right? I agree. I've been so wrapped up in constantly updating my other story "What" that I've taken literally forever in getting this out to you. I'm sorry it took so long, honestly. Since I've been lacking inspiration where this story is concerned lately, this chapter is just a big bunch of fluff. It really doesn't have much of a point other than showing Harry and Sirius handling their second child. So...yeah. Without too much more stuff, here you go!
To the Reviewers:
Miru Amai- Really? Adorable you say? Thank you so much for sharing my work with others. And angst because...I don't know. It just works with my story. Thanks!
Reaka- Probably. I still love the Lupin Reaka love story. Hehehe...Weasleyness!
Sirius-gal-4-eva- I agree! Poor poor sweet Harry. And...the angst helps make the story more true to life. (Yeah. My story needs that real badly.) I cried when I wrote it but...it's the sad kind of good.
Miss W D Halliwell- I love hearing aww! I accidentally say it out loud all the time while I read fanfics...including yours! You sound like me. An obsession over a hot guy and a shiny (cane) ::dazed expression:: Thanks! (P.S. Tom Felton's site? TELL ME!!!)
Pure Raven- Thanks you for still reading!
Vampiress-06- hehehe. Hate me all you want. Spite me even. HAHAHA! Thanks!
Draco Malfoy-Potter- Thanks popkin!
Hopelessromantic2006- I'm glad you love it! You're in luck! I got your review just now and here I am, updating today...lol. Enjoy!
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Chapter 9
"There's my little baby James!" I said happily hugging my son.
"Not baby. I a big boy," James said indignantly.
"Harry. He's 2. Don't insult him," Sirius said with a smirk.
"Okay," I said holding my hands up in defeat. "How about ice cream?"
"Yeah! Ice cream! Mommy! I want ice cream too!" William, 5 year old son of Ron and Hermione said.
"When did you get here?" I asked turning around and seeing them.
"Just now, but apparently at the wrong time. Now he wants ice cream!" Ron said.
"That's okay. Want to come?" Sirius asked.
"Yeah sure. That's be lovely," Hermione agreed.
"Lets get going then. Come on Jamie," Sirius said picking our son up and lifting him up on his shoulders. "Come on Harry!"
I shook my head smiling, and began to follow them.
--
"Ice cream fell!" Cried William loudly.
"It's okay Will," Hermione said trying to console her screaming son.
"I'll buy him another one," Sirius said getting up and going to the counter.
Meanwhile, I sang to Will's benefit. He asked me to half the time, so this time I obliged him without him asking. Luckily it calmed him down. By the time Sirius handed him some more ice cream, this time in a bowl, he was smiling again.
I should have know not to trust one of my kids with ice cream. When I turned around again, not only was he wearing it, the table was covered in it too.
"Oh James! What did you do?" I asked.
"I drawa pikture of you!" He said pointing to the smudges in the ice cream.
"Yes, I can see you perfectly. Well done Jamie!" Sirius said laughing. I glared at him. "Where is he at?"
"Kidditch!" He replied proudly.
"Where's his broom?" Sirius asked still laughing.
"Uh...here!" James proclaimed drawing another line in the melted ice cream.
I sighed. "Come here Jamie. Let's get you cleaned up. And Sirius. Since you're finding this so amusing, you get to clean up the table."
--
Two days later, Lily came home for her summer vacation. And apparently started telling James things.
"Baby!" James said excitedly putting one hand on his stomach.
"No James, that isn't a baby," Sirius told him.
"Baby!" James said again this time pointing to my stomach.
"No James, no baby," I replied.
"Baby!" James insisted.
"Lily! What did you tell him?" I yelled.
She just laughed at me. "Oh nothing. He wanted to know a little bit about babies and I told him you carried him in your tummy and that all babies are."
"Lily! Now you've got your brother thinking he can just have a baby!" Sirius yelled.
Lily continued laughing at us. "Come on James!" She called. Needless to say, James ran blindly to his sister's room where we continued to hear her cackle.
"I don't like this. I have the feeling she's up to something," Sirius said trying to see into Lily's room from his vantage point on the couch.
"Is this some weird sixth sense you picked up from being the cause of trouble?" I asked leaning against him.
"Probably," he agreed pulling me closer.
"Lily made me pretty!" James yelled running over to us. I blinked. Sirius blinked. I blinked again.
"LILY!" Sirius and I called at the same time.
"What? He looks cute in a dress!" Lily said coming out of her room smiling innocently.
"Why exactly did you make your brother into a cross dresser?" Sirius asked calmly.
"Because he looks so cute like that?" Lily tried.
"Lily," I said warningly.
"Because I could, and it's the only way you pay attention to me anymore," Lily said.
"You're actually trying to get our attention? You mean someone actually misbehaves for that reason?" Sirius asked. "No way! When I did it, I was trying to get my parents to ignore me more than they already did!"
"Did it work?" Lily asked curiously.
"I don't know. I didn't pay much attention to them considering," Sirius with a thoughtful expression. "Anyway, come here girl. You know we love you! That's the main reason we had James! We missed /you/!"
Lily came over to us and we hugged her together. "There. Do you feel better? Are you going to stop trying to make your brother a cross dresser?" I asked.
"Okay. Only if I must," She replied sweetly. "Now...why exactly aren't you two married yet?"
"Where did that come from?" I asked.
"Mmm...It's not fair! Everyone else has a mommy and a daddy, while I have two daddies and their not even together legally!" Lily said.
Sirius looked at me with a calculating expression, then smiled. "Alright then Lily. Harry lets get married, right now."
"What? I'm not marrying you! You turned me down a while ago!" I said.
"Just go along with it Harry," He replied.
"Are you serious Sirius?" I asked with wide eyes.
"Do you have a ring?" He asked me.
"Yeah..." I said not quite understanding what the heck he was talking about.
"Then take it off and hand it to me," He said pulling off his own ring and handing it to me.
"Okay..." I said taking off my ring and giving it to him.
"Do I Sirius take you Harry to be my lawfully wedded husband?" He asked himself. "Hmm...I guess so."
"Thanks Siri. I feel so loved," Harry replied.
"And do you Harry take me to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"Uh...sure," I said.
"With all the power vested in me, which is very little, I pronounce us husband and...guy! I may now make out with the guy!" Sirius said grabbing me and kissing me passionately. I wanted to say 'Siri, not in front of the kids,' but what could I do?
When he finally pulled away Lily just shook her head. "Dad! What about the rings?"
"Uh...Oh yeah!" He said giving me my ring back. I just shrugged and gave him back his.
"You aren't married! You don't have a license!" Lily informed us.
"Fine!" Sirius said pulling a pen and paper toward him and scribbling 'marriage license' on it.
"What about the official paper that says you're married?" She demanded.
"You're going to make this difficult aren't you?" I asked. She nodded.
I grabbed the pen and paper away from Sirius and wrote 'I Harry Potter am "married" and screwed Sirius Black forever'. Sure the statement didn't make sense but, who cares?
"Couldn't've put it better myself," Sirius said putting his arms around me.
"You guys still haven't gone on an official honeymoon," Lily said.
"That could be arranged. Come on Harry," Sirius said after putting the 'marriage license' and 'wedding paper thing' on the refrigerator with a magnet.
"Sirius. The kids," I reminded him.
"Just throw James in the play pen and he'll be fine," Sirius said.
"Sirius," I warned.
"Okay, put him on a leash and give him to Lily as an early birthday present?" Sirius tried again.
"Sirius," I said again.
"Fine. Looks like it's time to bum a favor from Uncle Remie!" He said. He picked up the phone and hit the speed dial button. Yes, we have muggle appliances. I needed some things like the all powerful television, radio, and phone.
"Hey Remus! I was wondering -"Sirius started.
"No," He answered.
"But –"He tried again.
"No way in hell," Remus said.
"Come on! You know that James is a real sweet kid now that he's past his teething stage," Sirius replied.
"NO!" Remus said hanging up.
"Lets just drop them off at Ron and 'Mione's. They won't notice two more," Sirius said with a shrug.
--
About a week later, we finally came back to the Weasley household to pick up our kids. As Lily got into the car, she burst out laughing.
"Did you have fun at Ron and Hermione's?" I asked.
"Yeah. They didn't like my name, so they renamed me Bo-Bob," She responded.
"Really," I said.
"Hello Mr. Potter!" James said as he finally made it out to the car.
"No. I'm daddy, remember?" I said looking at him strangely.
"No! I belong to Uncle Hermione and Aunt Ron! My name is Shirley Weasley!" James stated.
I glared at Ron as I said, "That's...nice."
"What happened with his name?" Sirius asked.
"They didn't like his either," Lily said. "They've always wanted a Shirley."
"Siri...They're never going over there again. I think they're trying to steal them," I said.
"What ever would possess them to want /our/ kids?" Sirius asked.
"Just look at James! He's adorable," I replied.
As we drove home, we heard our son tell us, "I'm not James anymore. I'm Shirley!"
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A/N: Sorry. That's all I could force out of my brain and on to word. The next chapter will be better I promise. This chapter is utter crap and I apologize. Next time is when you'll get the first dose of angst. I think two chapters in all carry on about it so...yeah. Review anyway! Even if it is to only tell me that I suck!
Authors Note: I know, I know. It's about bloody time you updated, right? I agree. I've been so wrapped up in constantly updating my other story "What" that I've taken literally forever in getting this out to you. I'm sorry it took so long, honestly. Since I've been lacking inspiration where this story is concerned lately, this chapter is just a big bunch of fluff. It really doesn't have much of a point other than showing Harry and Sirius handling their second child. So...yeah. Without too much more stuff, here you go!
To the Reviewers:
Miru Amai- Really? Adorable you say? Thank you so much for sharing my work with others. And angst because...I don't know. It just works with my story. Thanks!
Reaka- Probably. I still love the Lupin Reaka love story. Hehehe...Weasleyness!
Sirius-gal-4-eva- I agree! Poor poor sweet Harry. And...the angst helps make the story more true to life. (Yeah. My story needs that real badly.) I cried when I wrote it but...it's the sad kind of good.
Miss W D Halliwell- I love hearing aww! I accidentally say it out loud all the time while I read fanfics...including yours! You sound like me. An obsession over a hot guy and a shiny (cane) ::dazed expression:: Thanks! (P.S. Tom Felton's site? TELL ME!!!)
Pure Raven- Thanks you for still reading!
Vampiress-06- hehehe. Hate me all you want. Spite me even. HAHAHA! Thanks!
Draco Malfoy-Potter- Thanks popkin!
Hopelessromantic2006- I'm glad you love it! You're in luck! I got your review just now and here I am, updating today...lol. Enjoy!
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Chapter 9
"There's my little baby James!" I said happily hugging my son.
"Not baby. I a big boy," James said indignantly.
"Harry. He's 2. Don't insult him," Sirius said with a smirk.
"Okay," I said holding my hands up in defeat. "How about ice cream?"
"Yeah! Ice cream! Mommy! I want ice cream too!" William, 5 year old son of Ron and Hermione said.
"When did you get here?" I asked turning around and seeing them.
"Just now, but apparently at the wrong time. Now he wants ice cream!" Ron said.
"That's okay. Want to come?" Sirius asked.
"Yeah sure. That's be lovely," Hermione agreed.
"Lets get going then. Come on Jamie," Sirius said picking our son up and lifting him up on his shoulders. "Come on Harry!"
I shook my head smiling, and began to follow them.
--
"Ice cream fell!" Cried William loudly.
"It's okay Will," Hermione said trying to console her screaming son.
"I'll buy him another one," Sirius said getting up and going to the counter.
Meanwhile, I sang to Will's benefit. He asked me to half the time, so this time I obliged him without him asking. Luckily it calmed him down. By the time Sirius handed him some more ice cream, this time in a bowl, he was smiling again.
I should have know not to trust one of my kids with ice cream. When I turned around again, not only was he wearing it, the table was covered in it too.
"Oh James! What did you do?" I asked.
"I drawa pikture of you!" He said pointing to the smudges in the ice cream.
"Yes, I can see you perfectly. Well done Jamie!" Sirius said laughing. I glared at him. "Where is he at?"
"Kidditch!" He replied proudly.
"Where's his broom?" Sirius asked still laughing.
"Uh...here!" James proclaimed drawing another line in the melted ice cream.
I sighed. "Come here Jamie. Let's get you cleaned up. And Sirius. Since you're finding this so amusing, you get to clean up the table."
--
Two days later, Lily came home for her summer vacation. And apparently started telling James things.
"Baby!" James said excitedly putting one hand on his stomach.
"No James, that isn't a baby," Sirius told him.
"Baby!" James said again this time pointing to my stomach.
"No James, no baby," I replied.
"Baby!" James insisted.
"Lily! What did you tell him?" I yelled.
She just laughed at me. "Oh nothing. He wanted to know a little bit about babies and I told him you carried him in your tummy and that all babies are."
"Lily! Now you've got your brother thinking he can just have a baby!" Sirius yelled.
Lily continued laughing at us. "Come on James!" She called. Needless to say, James ran blindly to his sister's room where we continued to hear her cackle.
"I don't like this. I have the feeling she's up to something," Sirius said trying to see into Lily's room from his vantage point on the couch.
"Is this some weird sixth sense you picked up from being the cause of trouble?" I asked leaning against him.
"Probably," he agreed pulling me closer.
"Lily made me pretty!" James yelled running over to us. I blinked. Sirius blinked. I blinked again.
"LILY!" Sirius and I called at the same time.
"What? He looks cute in a dress!" Lily said coming out of her room smiling innocently.
"Why exactly did you make your brother into a cross dresser?" Sirius asked calmly.
"Because he looks so cute like that?" Lily tried.
"Lily," I said warningly.
"Because I could, and it's the only way you pay attention to me anymore," Lily said.
"You're actually trying to get our attention? You mean someone actually misbehaves for that reason?" Sirius asked. "No way! When I did it, I was trying to get my parents to ignore me more than they already did!"
"Did it work?" Lily asked curiously.
"I don't know. I didn't pay much attention to them considering," Sirius with a thoughtful expression. "Anyway, come here girl. You know we love you! That's the main reason we had James! We missed /you/!"
Lily came over to us and we hugged her together. "There. Do you feel better? Are you going to stop trying to make your brother a cross dresser?" I asked.
"Okay. Only if I must," She replied sweetly. "Now...why exactly aren't you two married yet?"
"Where did that come from?" I asked.
"Mmm...It's not fair! Everyone else has a mommy and a daddy, while I have two daddies and their not even together legally!" Lily said.
Sirius looked at me with a calculating expression, then smiled. "Alright then Lily. Harry lets get married, right now."
"What? I'm not marrying you! You turned me down a while ago!" I said.
"Just go along with it Harry," He replied.
"Are you serious Sirius?" I asked with wide eyes.
"Do you have a ring?" He asked me.
"Yeah..." I said not quite understanding what the heck he was talking about.
"Then take it off and hand it to me," He said pulling off his own ring and handing it to me.
"Okay..." I said taking off my ring and giving it to him.
"Do I Sirius take you Harry to be my lawfully wedded husband?" He asked himself. "Hmm...I guess so."
"Thanks Siri. I feel so loved," Harry replied.
"And do you Harry take me to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"Uh...sure," I said.
"With all the power vested in me, which is very little, I pronounce us husband and...guy! I may now make out with the guy!" Sirius said grabbing me and kissing me passionately. I wanted to say 'Siri, not in front of the kids,' but what could I do?
When he finally pulled away Lily just shook her head. "Dad! What about the rings?"
"Uh...Oh yeah!" He said giving me my ring back. I just shrugged and gave him back his.
"You aren't married! You don't have a license!" Lily informed us.
"Fine!" Sirius said pulling a pen and paper toward him and scribbling 'marriage license' on it.
"What about the official paper that says you're married?" She demanded.
"You're going to make this difficult aren't you?" I asked. She nodded.
I grabbed the pen and paper away from Sirius and wrote 'I Harry Potter am "married" and screwed Sirius Black forever'. Sure the statement didn't make sense but, who cares?
"Couldn't've put it better myself," Sirius said putting his arms around me.
"You guys still haven't gone on an official honeymoon," Lily said.
"That could be arranged. Come on Harry," Sirius said after putting the 'marriage license' and 'wedding paper thing' on the refrigerator with a magnet.
"Sirius. The kids," I reminded him.
"Just throw James in the play pen and he'll be fine," Sirius said.
"Sirius," I warned.
"Okay, put him on a leash and give him to Lily as an early birthday present?" Sirius tried again.
"Sirius," I said again.
"Fine. Looks like it's time to bum a favor from Uncle Remie!" He said. He picked up the phone and hit the speed dial button. Yes, we have muggle appliances. I needed some things like the all powerful television, radio, and phone.
"Hey Remus! I was wondering -"Sirius started.
"No," He answered.
"But –"He tried again.
"No way in hell," Remus said.
"Come on! You know that James is a real sweet kid now that he's past his teething stage," Sirius replied.
"NO!" Remus said hanging up.
"Lets just drop them off at Ron and 'Mione's. They won't notice two more," Sirius said with a shrug.
--
About a week later, we finally came back to the Weasley household to pick up our kids. As Lily got into the car, she burst out laughing.
"Did you have fun at Ron and Hermione's?" I asked.
"Yeah. They didn't like my name, so they renamed me Bo-Bob," She responded.
"Really," I said.
"Hello Mr. Potter!" James said as he finally made it out to the car.
"No. I'm daddy, remember?" I said looking at him strangely.
"No! I belong to Uncle Hermione and Aunt Ron! My name is Shirley Weasley!" James stated.
I glared at Ron as I said, "That's...nice."
"What happened with his name?" Sirius asked.
"They didn't like his either," Lily said. "They've always wanted a Shirley."
"Siri...They're never going over there again. I think they're trying to steal them," I said.
"What ever would possess them to want /our/ kids?" Sirius asked.
"Just look at James! He's adorable," I replied.
As we drove home, we heard our son tell us, "I'm not James anymore. I'm Shirley!"
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A/N: Sorry. That's all I could force out of my brain and on to word. The next chapter will be better I promise. This chapter is utter crap and I apologize. Next time is when you'll get the first dose of angst. I think two chapters in all carry on about it so...yeah. Review anyway! Even if it is to only tell me that I suck!