Disclaimer: I don't own it. If you haven't noticed, Jk never made Sirius
and Harry together. Why? They should have been! Ahem...back to the point.
Don't sue me. You won't get anything.
Authors Note: Hey look, I'm updating! (Happy yet Jen?) Anyway, if you didn't read the A/N at the bottom of the last chapter, this is a major skip forward. 16 years later. This is just so you can see what Harry's twin boys that he was pregnant with turned out.
Note that Remus and Sirius are the twins. &....& = the home video they watch. I think that's it. Yeah. I'm done now. Here you go! Read and Review!
Changes Part 13
"Daddy?"
"What did you do?" I asked with a sigh.
"Nothing," One of the two answered.
"Nothing at all," The other said.
"Unless you count us breaking your broom as something."
"You did what?!" I yelled and both boys cringed.
"Well...it is called the 'Firebolt' isn't it?" the first one said carefully.
"And we...well we found out it doesn't stand up to fire and lightning very well," the second one finished.
"W...Why? What did the broom do you?" I asked.
"Nothing in particular. We were just curious," the boy said.
"Sirius! Don't you ever use the brain that God gave you? And Remus...I expected more of you!" I yelled.
"Uh...Dad? You do realize Sirius and I are in fact the same age?" Remus asked.
I placed my hand on Remus's shoulder. "Mentally, I'd say your brother is about 3." Remus laughed and Sirius scoffed. "Don't worry Siri. You're father, sexy man that he was, only had the mental age of 4 or 5," I laughed.
"I remember the way he looked just after he..." I said.
"No! We don't want to know!" Remus pleaded while Sirius covered his ears.
"Put James to sleep," I finished. Both boys sighed in relief.
"What did you think I was going to say?" I inquired.
"That he was a child molester," Sirius responded playfully.
"He was not!" I argued in the same playful manner.
"Mmm-hmm. Sure. That's why he did you when you were 12," Sirius responded.
"He didn't! I only –met- him when I turned 13," I said.
"Met him for secret rendezvous by the lake," Sirius said.
"No! Nothing happened between us until I was 28!" I said.
"28 minutes before you turned 12," Sirius added.
"Sirius!" I yelled. "You're father was 20 years older than me, but I was of age!"
"Sure you were," Sirius said laughing.
"You'd be surprised at how alike you and your father are," I said with a sigh.
"I suppose naming me after him would be an indication of that?" Sirius said.
"Shut up. Here, I'll show you," I said walking over to the movie cabinet and pulling out a home video. Sirius and Remus applauded me. Those movies were all in the 'off limits' category. I took a deep breath and put it in the VCR.
& An image of a younger me filled the screen.
"Would you quit playing with that Sirius? We've had it for a month now. Get a new toy," Me on screen said.
"But you're so cure on camera," A male voice, obviously Sirius, answered.
"And?"
"And what?" Sirius asked innocently.
"What's you motive?" I clarified.
"Why would I have a motive?" Sirius answered.
"Sirius! Quit avoiding the question!" I said.
"Damn. Fine, you're on to me. I was hoping to get you a job as a model," Sirius replied.
Screen me looked shocked and at a loss for words. "Why?"
"Harry, face it. You're sexy. That's all there is to it," Sirius said.
"No I'm not. I gave birth 3 weeks ago. I look like shit. Now give me the damn camera," I ordered.
"Hey!" Sirius said as he had the camera wrestled away from him. A second later a smiling man with long black hair and piercing blue eyes appeared on screen. It was my beautiful Sirius. He raised an eyebrow.
"Now we're focusing on the sexiest man on earth...me!" Sirius laughed.
"So modest," I said. "But so true."
"You'd know!" Sirius replied cheerfully. "Lets go film our beautiful girl again!"
"Again? Sirius, she's going to kill us as soon as she figures out how for this," I said.
"Fine. I can come up with something more fun to do," Sirius said.
"Sirius...no! You're gonna break the camera!" I said as Sirius came closer and took the camera from me. The camera was being pointed at the floor. &
"Hey! We still have the same carpet!" Sirius observed. Remus and I laughed at him.
& Sirius dropped the camera and we were all looking at Sirius and my feet. Soon after we could see Siriu and my faces as Sirius pinned me to the floor.
"Sirius, I love you, but eventually some poor innocent child is going to get a hold of this tape. Turn off the camera," I said.
Sirius didn't respond right away, but instead kissed me. "The camera doesn't matter love. This is about us."
I didn't have the will to fight him anymore. I gave in and wrapped my arms around Sirius and kissed him back. &
"And thus concludes the viewing of your father in action," I said turning off the TV.
"Yeah, Siri is our dad reincarnated," Remus said..
"Hey! I'm not a child molester!" Sirius said.
"Other than that part I mean," Remus amended.
"Yeah. Other than that, I can tell he was a great guy. Too bad he's not still around He could even make dad shut up," Sirius said.
"Number one, he wasn't a child molester. Two...aren't I supposed to be angry at you for something?" I asked.
"No...not at all," Remus said quickly.
"In fact, you were about to give us some money," Sirius added. Remus elbowed him.
"Don't push your luck Sirius," I said. "I'm going upstairs. Don't turn that video back on. It's not in your best interests."
No sooner had I gotten up the stairs, I heard screams from my twinst.
"I thought I told you not to turn that on!" I yelled.
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A/N: Well, all that's left is the epilogue. Very short it is mind you. But I hope you've enjoyed this. Anyhow, REVIEW!
Authors Note: Hey look, I'm updating! (Happy yet Jen?) Anyway, if you didn't read the A/N at the bottom of the last chapter, this is a major skip forward. 16 years later. This is just so you can see what Harry's twin boys that he was pregnant with turned out.
Note that Remus and Sirius are the twins. &....& = the home video they watch. I think that's it. Yeah. I'm done now. Here you go! Read and Review!
Changes Part 13
"Daddy?"
"What did you do?" I asked with a sigh.
"Nothing," One of the two answered.
"Nothing at all," The other said.
"Unless you count us breaking your broom as something."
"You did what?!" I yelled and both boys cringed.
"Well...it is called the 'Firebolt' isn't it?" the first one said carefully.
"And we...well we found out it doesn't stand up to fire and lightning very well," the second one finished.
"W...Why? What did the broom do you?" I asked.
"Nothing in particular. We were just curious," the boy said.
"Sirius! Don't you ever use the brain that God gave you? And Remus...I expected more of you!" I yelled.
"Uh...Dad? You do realize Sirius and I are in fact the same age?" Remus asked.
I placed my hand on Remus's shoulder. "Mentally, I'd say your brother is about 3." Remus laughed and Sirius scoffed. "Don't worry Siri. You're father, sexy man that he was, only had the mental age of 4 or 5," I laughed.
"I remember the way he looked just after he..." I said.
"No! We don't want to know!" Remus pleaded while Sirius covered his ears.
"Put James to sleep," I finished. Both boys sighed in relief.
"What did you think I was going to say?" I inquired.
"That he was a child molester," Sirius responded playfully.
"He was not!" I argued in the same playful manner.
"Mmm-hmm. Sure. That's why he did you when you were 12," Sirius responded.
"He didn't! I only –met- him when I turned 13," I said.
"Met him for secret rendezvous by the lake," Sirius said.
"No! Nothing happened between us until I was 28!" I said.
"28 minutes before you turned 12," Sirius added.
"Sirius!" I yelled. "You're father was 20 years older than me, but I was of age!"
"Sure you were," Sirius said laughing.
"You'd be surprised at how alike you and your father are," I said with a sigh.
"I suppose naming me after him would be an indication of that?" Sirius said.
"Shut up. Here, I'll show you," I said walking over to the movie cabinet and pulling out a home video. Sirius and Remus applauded me. Those movies were all in the 'off limits' category. I took a deep breath and put it in the VCR.
& An image of a younger me filled the screen.
"Would you quit playing with that Sirius? We've had it for a month now. Get a new toy," Me on screen said.
"But you're so cure on camera," A male voice, obviously Sirius, answered.
"And?"
"And what?" Sirius asked innocently.
"What's you motive?" I clarified.
"Why would I have a motive?" Sirius answered.
"Sirius! Quit avoiding the question!" I said.
"Damn. Fine, you're on to me. I was hoping to get you a job as a model," Sirius replied.
Screen me looked shocked and at a loss for words. "Why?"
"Harry, face it. You're sexy. That's all there is to it," Sirius said.
"No I'm not. I gave birth 3 weeks ago. I look like shit. Now give me the damn camera," I ordered.
"Hey!" Sirius said as he had the camera wrestled away from him. A second later a smiling man with long black hair and piercing blue eyes appeared on screen. It was my beautiful Sirius. He raised an eyebrow.
"Now we're focusing on the sexiest man on earth...me!" Sirius laughed.
"So modest," I said. "But so true."
"You'd know!" Sirius replied cheerfully. "Lets go film our beautiful girl again!"
"Again? Sirius, she's going to kill us as soon as she figures out how for this," I said.
"Fine. I can come up with something more fun to do," Sirius said.
"Sirius...no! You're gonna break the camera!" I said as Sirius came closer and took the camera from me. The camera was being pointed at the floor. &
"Hey! We still have the same carpet!" Sirius observed. Remus and I laughed at him.
& Sirius dropped the camera and we were all looking at Sirius and my feet. Soon after we could see Siriu and my faces as Sirius pinned me to the floor.
"Sirius, I love you, but eventually some poor innocent child is going to get a hold of this tape. Turn off the camera," I said.
Sirius didn't respond right away, but instead kissed me. "The camera doesn't matter love. This is about us."
I didn't have the will to fight him anymore. I gave in and wrapped my arms around Sirius and kissed him back. &
"And thus concludes the viewing of your father in action," I said turning off the TV.
"Yeah, Siri is our dad reincarnated," Remus said..
"Hey! I'm not a child molester!" Sirius said.
"Other than that part I mean," Remus amended.
"Yeah. Other than that, I can tell he was a great guy. Too bad he's not still around He could even make dad shut up," Sirius said.
"Number one, he wasn't a child molester. Two...aren't I supposed to be angry at you for something?" I asked.
"No...not at all," Remus said quickly.
"In fact, you were about to give us some money," Sirius added. Remus elbowed him.
"Don't push your luck Sirius," I said. "I'm going upstairs. Don't turn that video back on. It's not in your best interests."
No sooner had I gotten up the stairs, I heard screams from my twinst.
"I thought I told you not to turn that on!" I yelled.
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A/N: Well, all that's left is the epilogue. Very short it is mind you. But I hope you've enjoyed this. Anyhow, REVIEW!