Punked
Disclaimer : I do not own any Inu-yasha or Yu Yu Hakusho characters, I do however own my OCs, and teachers.
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CrimsonBetrayal
Anonymous Asian
Cinthia2000
Lord Sesshomaru
Regara
The pairings so far are
Sango/Miroku = 2
Sango/Yusuke = 2
Kagome/Kurama = 8
Kagome/Hiei = 6
Kagome/Sesshomaru = 4
Sesshomaru/Kagome/Hiei = 2
Kuwabara/Yukina = 1
Botan/Hiei =1
Sesshomaru/OC = 1
Yusuke/OC = 1
"speaking"
'thoughts or telepathy'
/Youko and Kurama/
I NEED IDEAS FOR PRANKS !!!!
If I use your idea the chapter will be dedicated to you
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/Kurama, is that who Koenma was talking about, the evil reincarnated hanyou?/
/Yes, Youko it is/
'Kurama, I am worried what if Naraku wants to kill us all and succeeds?' Kagome sent.
'None of us will allow that to happen to you Kagome, because you were the first person to ever show demons kindness and befriend us, not because you wanted something, but because you are a kind person, and demons do not forget where their loyalties lie, all of us would willingly protect you with our lives.'
'But I don't want you guys dead!'
'That is not for you to decide, our pride and honor is great and we will not allow any harm to come to you, including Hiei and myself.
'The fox is right' Hiei eavesdropped, 'We will all protect you no matter what.'
At lunch
The gang wandered over to where Naraku was, sitting under a tree sharpening a knife, to try and befriend him, which they thought would be easy because he was dressed like punk and punks always band together.
They had no idea of how wrong they were.
"Well if it isn't the welcome wagon," Naraku chuckled, as he twirled his knife around suddenly throwing it in the air and stabbing a pigeon, to everyones horror.
"Well, why are you here, and why are you bugging me?" drawled Naraku as he picked up the pigeon and walked over to the gang.
Kagome was pissed of at his 'mightier than thou' attitude and yelled at him while pocking his chest, "Where the HELL do you get off treating us like shit? We came over to see if you wanted to join our gang since you are a punk, and get interrogated like criminals?"
"Well now, that I see you have spunk wench, which is more than I can say for the rest of these imbeciles standing behind you."
"BASTARD!! Those so called imbeciles are my friends!"
"I am so sorry for the way I just treated you all a few moments ago, it is just my parents were recently murdered, and well, you can understand why I might be a bit apprehensive at making friends." Came Naraku's little lie.
Of course being Kagome she started saying how sorry she was for his loss and giving him cookies to cheer him up.
"Thank you Kagome," said Naraku as he leaned over to try and kiss her, of course in her haste to get away, Kagome tripped and fell face first onto Kuwabara, their lips touching.
/Kurama are you going to let the ape take our woman?Our woman??/
Meanwhile with Hiei 'DAMN imbecile, how dare he defile her lips with his?' he fumed thinking of all the ways he would later torture Kuwabara into further insanity.
"Sorry Kuwabara," Kagome apologized while getting to her feet, "I didn't mean to do that."
"Ohh, no problem Kags, anytime." Laughed Kuwabara.
All of a sudden there was an unconscious ape boy thanks to a katana (sword) and a rose whip, much to Hiei's and Kurama/Youko's happiness.
At Kikyo's House
RIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGGGGG
"Who could that be at this hour??" said to herself, "Ahh well, better go see."
"Hello Miko residence, who is this?" Kikyo answered.
"It's me Naraku."
"You had better have some good news for what I am paying you."
"I have become part of the punk group, and I have placed a 'prank' of sorts of Higurashi that she will discover tomorrow, hopefully it will be enough to scare them into leaving you alone."
"Good job Naraku, I expect you will want your payment as soon as possible correct?"
"No, I want to see how this how fiasco turns out, it..., intrigues me."
"I do not care what you do so long as you never tell a soul what I hired you for and what you did while in my services, or I will have to hire an assassin to kill, you, after, of course finding out who you told, so we can slaughter them all like the cows they are."
"Yes, of course Kikyo, What happened during this job shall never be spoken of to anyone."
"Good"
And with she hung up the phone breathing a sigh of relief, 'Now maybe those annoying punks will leave me and my past alone.' She thought. 'Kagome had better leave this new interest of hers alone otherwise it may very well cost her her life, and that would be unfortunate, for ones one sister to have to be killed. But I shall NOT let what happened in 15 years ago be uncovered, no matter what.
With the gang
"Hey!! Can we all go see the new King Arthur movie that just came out, please??" Kagome asked with puppy dog eyes and a pout.
All the guys just looked at each other and silently nodded their heads while thinking 'How the hell can she get all of us demons to do whatever the hell she wants?'
"YEAH!!!!!!!!!" Kagome yelled, "You guys are the best and then she gave everyone a kiss on the check before they even realized what had happened.
At the Movies
The gang had gotten the last of the tickets for the three o'clock showing but there were no groups of seats open, so everyone spilt into groups of two and agreed to meet up at the bathrooms when the movie was over.
Right before the lights went out Kagome looked at her partner for the movies and was shocked to see it was Kurama, because she had thought she was sitting next to Sango, but what she didn't know was that Kurama had switched places with Miroku so Miroku could sit by Sango and he by Kagome.
During the battle scenes of the movie, Kagome was terrified so she reached over and grabbed Kurama's arm.
Taking advantage of this Kurama put his free arm around her, and calmed her down, telling her in a soft quiet voice that it was okay, and that it was only a movie, none of it was real.
When the movie finally ended, Kagome turned to Kurama, "Umm... Thank you for calming me down, it was just I was so scared and.."
"That's all right Kagome," Kurama said, "Everyone gets scared at times, there is nothing to be ashamed of."
"Thanks Kurama for being there for me and helping me when I need it."
Then to Kurama's surprise, she leaned over and kissed him, Youko of course took over Kurama and slipped his tongue in her mouth and their tongues battles for dominance until Kagome just gave in to him.
As they broke apart they noticed that the rest of the gang was standing right in front of them trying not to laugh at the sight of the two kissing.
"What the hell are you guys staring at??" Kagome yelled.
"Nothing" they all said and ran like hell for their lives before Kagome had a chance to catch up to them.