Punked
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CrimsonBetrayal
Inuyuyu-16
THIS CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO CRIMSONBETRAYAL FOR REVIEWING MY LAST 4 CHAPTERS.This is a kurama/Kagome fic, but if you want me to do a different fic, e- mail me at , and I will try to do the fic you requested. My next fic will be an Inu-yasha/Kagome fic, because my friend Kayln, requested it. After that I will probably do a Sesshomaru and Kagome fic.
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"speaking"
'thoughts or telepathy'
/Youko and Kurama/
At school, in the courtyard
Kagome had an illusion spell on her and was fully enjoying hearing and seeing things that she had never noticed before. Her enjoyment was short lived thanks to the arrival of the queen bitch.
"Well, how is life in the land of the freaks." Kikyo sneered as she noticed that all of the punks were either trying no to laugh or giving her the dirtiest look she had ever seen before.
"Everything is perfectly all right bitch, so why don't you go try to fuck a tree again?" Kagome answered innocently, ignoring the guffaws of laughter behind her.
"Ohh, yes, that's right. You can't go fuck a tree, well, why don't you go and find Inu-yasha, he is as stupid as a tree, so it shouldn't be much different." Kagome continued.
Kikyo just turned a lovely shade of red and stomped off, hopefully to find a tree.
"Kags, don't you think that was a bit harsh?" Yusuke asked.
"Not really, I mean after everything she has put us through? Now that I can protect myself, I am going to take full advantage of it, and piss Kikyo off, till maybe her head explodes and goes to hell where she belongs."
"I suppose you are right love," Kurama said, "She does deserve to be put in her place, she can't go around thinking for the rest of her life that she can order everyone around, like little lap dogs."
With Kikyo
'That BITCH.' Kikyo thought. 'How dare she do something to embarrass me in front of this school, she shall pay dearly for this, won't you little sister.' She thought as she went to go find Naraku.
"Naraku?" May I please speak to you for a moment?" Kikyo asked sweetly.
"Of course babe."
After they had walked a safe distance away from anyone else, Kikyo exploded.
"I thought you had said your little prank would scare her off?? Well, it didn't. What the hell did you do to her anyway, it can't have been that bad if she is aiming wise cracks like that at me."
"If you must know, I killed a pigeon, and put it in her locker with a note attached by a pin through the heart that said 'you will be next.' And it did scare her I was with her when she found it, she nearly fainted, only problem is all of those demons she has made friends with, including her boyfriend, if they decide to protect her, we have a snowballs chance in hell of killing her." Naraku answered.
"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. I want Kagome dead by the end of the week or else it will be you that is six feet under and rotting." Kikyo shrieked.
As she stalked away, Naraku thought, 'For the first time ever, I regret taking this job, Kikyo really does deserve whatever is coming to her, pity I can't help put her in her place, I don't really want to be killed off.'
At Lunch
The whole gang decided to have a slumber party that night at Kagome's house, since every other night they just slept, or plotted revenge, they all needed a break.
When Sango and Kagome got to their usual spots, they noticed that there were no more seats so Kagome sat in Kurama's lap sharing each others lunches and in general making everybody want to puke with all the mushy things that were sprouting form their lips.
Suddenly Yusuke did an unusual thing, He said, "Hey Sango, you can come sit it my lap." At the exact time Miroku made the same offer.
"Sorry Miroku, but I think I would be a lot safer with sitting on Yusuke's lap," much to everyone's amusement.
At Kagome's House
The whole gang had their sleeping bags out, and ready although they weren't going to be using them much, when Kuwabara had a rare, good idea, "How about we all play truth or dare?"
When all of them had agreed and sat in a circle. Kuwabara said, "Sango, truth or dare?"
"Dare" "I dare you to kiss Yusuke full on the lips for 3 minutes"
"WHAT"
"You heard me"
"Fine you bastard."
Sango climbed onto Yusuke's lap for the second time that day and kissed him square of the lips, to her surprise, his tongue slipped into her mouth and the simple kiss ended up being a lovely frenching session, that went on for a lot longer than 3 minutes.
"Well, now I suppose we aren't the only couple." Kagome murmured to Kurama.
After Sango had caught her breath, she said, "Hiei, truth or dare?"
"Truth"
"Wimp" she whined, "Fine, have you ever kissed a girl."
"No"
While everyone was staring at him in shock, Hiei chose his victim. "Kagome, truth or dare."
"Dare"
"Very well then, I dare you to give Kurama a lap dance wearing nothing more than a bra and underwear."
"Hiei, you can't make me do this."
"Yes, I can."
Kagome slowly stripped down while muttering about short sadistic bastards.
After the lap dance while Kurama was having a blissful look on his face and said to Hiei, 'Thank you'
'Hn'
'I will give you your $20 tomorrow'
'good'
Of course little did they know that Kagome was able to hear their little mental conversation and started to come up with a very 'nice' plan of revenge for her boyfriend.
After the lap dance, Kagome said, "Kurama, truth or dare?"
Kurama stupidly thinking that because she was his girlfriend he would get something easy said, "Dare."
And then became very pale at the sight of Kagome's face when she heard his answer.
"All right love, I dare you to go around for the rest of the night in your boxers, and sleep in the same sleeping bag as me."
At hearing this all the guys started laughing and murmuring about a 'poor Kurama.'
AN: I will still try to update daily, but my dad just left for Switzerland, so I might end up updating every other day, cause I really miss him, and he is going to be gone for 3 weeks, so we shall see, hopefully another chapter up tomorrow.
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