"I am the Patron Saint of Choir!" he roared.
Immediately all the band members in the room started throwing things at him, yelling "Boooo! Choir sucks!" Suddenly, all the choir members appeared in the doorway.
"Oh yeah?" they challenged.
"Well, we only said it because you guys said band sucked first!"
They looked around, confused. "No we didn't."
"Well, Maggie did."
The group parted to reveal a sheepish looking Maggie. "Hehe, guys I didn't really mean it. Well, yeah, I did, but that's not the point."
"SACRIFICE HER!" someone yelled.
"NO NO NO NO NO!!!" she screamed, but no one listened. They quickly built a roaring fire in the middle of the room and ran to get her. But when they reached her, they noticed she was in a trance-like state.
"What's wrong with her?" I asked.
"Oh, she just went into Verne mode," replied Theresa.
"What's going on here?" a mysterious man asked.
"VERNE!" Maggie yelled. "SAVE ME!"
He ran to her and saved her from the pack of evil choir people. Then they eloped in Vegas. Everyone stared after them.
"Well, now that the band hater is gone, what do you say we make peace between the bands and the choirs once and for all?
Vicky stood up and said, "I don't think it will be that easy."
One of the choir members yelled, "We will never make peace with the band!" That, in turn, caused the band members to advance on the choirs, in perfect step, of course.
"Hey, now! That's not necessary!" a man yelled. Everyone turned to see Howie standing in the doorway.
"Hey Howie, where's your bottle?" Holly taunted. The band members quickly performed a right face and went after Howie instead.
"Help me honey!!!" he yelled to Vicky, but Theresa came running to his aide instead.
"I'll help you!" she cried, but only a few in the now-packed room saw the evil smirk on her face. The band members quickly realized that she was in fact holding him still so they could more easily pound him to a bloody pulp. The band members attacked Howie, with Jade getting in many greatly-aimed punches. When the exhausted band members slumped to the ground, they realized that they had accidentally beaten up quite a few choir members along with Howie.
Vicky ran to Howie, crying loudly. "HOWIE! HOW DARE YOU DIE AND WASTE ALL THAT MONEY I SPENT ON MY WEDDING DRESS!"
She went after him like an angry cat after a mouse. Everyone turned away as she ripped his body to shreds. Just then, something very, very odd happened. He took a swing at her, and didn't miss.
Everyone gasped. "Umm...did his disembodied arm just hit Vicky?" Harriet said very slowly. Marcia nodded, just as slowly. Then the arm turned on the rest of the band.