Copyright: One Piece and its characters © Eiichiro Oda. I have had no luck in finding whom, if anyone, holds the copyright to Dueling Banjos. The only copyright I stake is intellectual. Thank you, drive through.
Notes/Spoilers: Inspired by a comment X-parrot made, wondering what if Sanji had said his captain's name aloud in his sleep during Next Exit, Heart III. Ah, and yes, they are in separate beds.
Secondly, I wonder if it's possible to do a filksong to an instrumental.
Thirdly, I apologize in advance for the script formatting. It didn't work any other way.
On a dark and stormy night--er... In the mens' quarters, late one evening after Pastry Incident, the sounds of restless sleepers disturb the still night. If you listen hard enough, you just might hear the faint twang of banjos, plunking out their mournful tune. If you can hear over the snoring, that is...
Luffy: Snrt... San...
Sanji: Mrr... Luffy...
Luffy (rolls over): Sanj...
Sanji (rolls over, arm falls out of bed): Luffy...
Luffy (arm falls out of bed, followed by a leg): Sanji...
Sanji (both legs fall out of bed): Luf... snrrt...
Luffy (other leg falls out of bed, followed by the rest of him): Sanj -- thud! ow! -- ...ii. Zzz...
Sanji (twists around, arms and legs hanging over both sides of the bed): Snrt... Oh, captain...
Zoro (throws pillows at both of them): AwferGod'ssakes!
End.