"Sandy!!" Vicky yelled.  I broke the kiss quickly.

"Coming!" I yelled back.  To Cole I said "I have to go and watch the choirs now, but follow us and we'll find a dark corner over there." I smiled slyly.

He smiled back. "Fine with me"

When we reached the place where the choirs were performing, the Concert Choir was on stage. Theresa saw us, and so did Steven. He glared at us, but Cole just wrapped his arm around me and pulled me closer. We sat down next to Theresa.

"What is his problem!?"  she asked me.

"I have no idea. Maybe he needs to be put in an asylum."

"Maybe," I said as I leaned over and whispered in Cole's ear. "Don't pay attention to him.  I choose you, as if he were any competition to you."  I promptly kissed him, just in time to see that the Concert Choir had finished singing and they were all staring at me.

My face turned the brightest shade of red. "Um...hi guys. Great job singing, huh?"  Then a funny thing happened. Howie jumped up on the stage.

"Get off the stage!"  Susan screamed. He then proceeded to cartwheel across the stage, while everyone started laughing. His smile grew bigger as he presumed that everyone was laughing at his funny antics, when in reality they were laughing at the fact that someone had put a "Kick Me!" sign on his back. 

"Hey, is there a village here who's missing their idiot??"  Holly yelled. Just then, a small group from Lithuania stood up in the back row.

 "Yes, our idiot ran away several weeks ago. May we take this replacement back with us?"

"Of course!!"  Holly yelled back.

The Lithuanians whipped out their instruments and started playing the Mission Impossible song while their bodyguards snuck in, did commando rolls to the front, and grabbed Howie. "We have the idiot. Pull us up! NOW" one of them yelled into a microphone. The two bodyguards were yanked through the ceiling, leaving a gaping hole through which the Lithuanians quickly followed, Howie screaming all the while. 

"My love!!!" Holly yelled.

Everyone turned to stare at her. "WHAT!" yelped Harriet. 

"Help me Holly" Howie yelled.

"I've got you honey!" she yelled as she grabbed his legs.

"You never liked me!" sobbed Bill as he ran from the room.

"Wait!!!" said Luke. "While we're on the subject of shocking confessions, there is something I must confess. Marcia and I are eloping in Vegas. We got the idea after Maggie and Verne did it."

While everyone was digesting this information, the door at the back flew open and in came Verne carrying Maggie. "We did it!" Maggie yelled as she threw her bouquet in the air. Marcia caught it.

"Wow, that thing really works." she giggled. Off they went to plan their honeymoon. Everyone finally settled down as the next choir got on stage. 

Steven was still giving me dirty looks. When I turned back to look at him, he had this very nasty grimace on his face. Cole saw that I was turned around and did the same thing. "Careful, your face might get stuck like that," he told Steven.  I giggled and turned back around to watch the jazz choir.