A/N-this is my first fanfic and I hope it is good okay, and ya better b
satisfied or my chinese fighting fish will eat u. And flames are accepted,
I enjoy seeing people get mad(
Chapter 1 -The announcement
"Attention,Attention",Albus Dumbledores voice rang through the great hall."Wonder what the old man wants from our lives now",said a familiar voice from the Slytherin table.
Dumbledore continued as if he hadnt heard that comment,"I have an announcement to make.I know that some of you like muggle candy."as he said this he looked at the Weasly twins.Their new "invention" was now to bewitching muggle candy as a way to "improve" it. For example,there were marshmellows that made you paper white and you couldn't move for an hour. "So I and some of the staff." Dumbledore quickly glaced at Snape who wasn't looking his usual "happy" self, "have decided to set up a muggle candy stand in the enterance hall." Dumbledoor waited for the yells to stop to continue speaking.
"Now the password to get passed the force field is 'its gettin hot in herre, so take off all your clothes', and this must be sung." dumbledore had to pause to allow the great hall to echo with laughter. "Yo homie, that's whack,yo",Harry yelled out.There was more laughter after this and half the slytherins were on the floor crying.
"Seriously,Professor Dumbledore,I don't think this song is approiate and maybe you should pick."Hermione started off."Shut the hell up,you know- it-all mudblood asshole",Ron murmered as he was already rather sick of her.Her eyes welled up with tears and she ran away crying.Ron looked for Harry but he was to busy trying to buy beer off or Fred and George.
"As to answer Ms. Granger,I am damn well aware of the song and I like it very much thank you.Now back to what I was saying before,oh yes,these words must be sung.If you do not know the beat of the song there is a huge music note in the enterance hall.To listen you pick up a pair of headphones,press the half-note on it, and it will play the song,just like magic.The enterance to the candy store is behind a huge stone gargoyle.You go up to the gargole,sing the song,and voila,candy.
Immediately the Great Hall was buzzing,everyone was talking about the muggle candy they would buy .Fred and George were discussing how many people they could hurt with the new candy.Suddenly some suck up Ravenclaw piped up and said,"What?So all the candys' free?There must be a price."
"Well of course there is"Dumbledore said as several students gawked at him,espically Ron, "the price is actually quite simple.All you must so is take the candy you want,and walk away,but you cant get through until you say something nice about the opposing house.Right now they are Gryffindor v. Slytherin and Ravenclaw v. Hufflepuff.Hahaha,I'm so evil ." *does evil jig* Dumbledore was very happy with himself and made a point of laughing extra loud when Malfoy fainted.
"Okay students I think that's all,get to bed",he fished clapping his hands together,which in secret Dumbledore language means 'get your asses in bed before I hang you by your toes from the North Tower.'
"What is that crazy old man trying to do to us,"Ron said as soon as they were out of earshot."
"Ron!You should not be calling Professor Dumbledor that,hes amazing and.",Hermione had chosen this time to come back from crying.
"Shove it.You really need a psycharist for your little problem,remember it,Obsessive Compulsive Disorder."
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Harry Potter,meanwhile was still waiting in the Great Hall until everyone left.When he thought every one was gone , he took out a fish and started slapping himself with it.Let me tell you it was very funny.What would you think if you walked into a room and say a 15 year old boy slapping himself with a fish?Wait never mind I don't want to know.
What Harry Potter did not realize,however,was that someone was watching him.Suddenly a person with red hair emerged from the shadows.
"Ssssss."the voice said.
Harry is to busy slapping himself with his fish to notice.The person comes closer and you can see a jar in her hand.All of a sudden they come up and say,"hello harry."
"Ginny what are you doing here",asked harry who is still a little dazed after the fish slapping incident, "and what are you doing with tha.oh no.anything but that."
"Yes it is."
"No.not..PEANUT BUTTER!"
"Yes,peanut butter.And ill get it away if you promise to go out with me."
"I wont go out with a little goody two shoes hermione-wanna-be loser freak who blushes too much.Got it?OK-ay!"
"Fine Harry,I didn't want it to come to this but."she said as she dumped peanut butter all over him.
"AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE",harry screamed,"Why in the name of John Jacob JingleHeimer Smith did you do that?!?!
Ginny shrugged and walked away lookingg satisfied while Harry sat on the floor screaming in a puddle of peanut butter.
Chapter 1 -The announcement
"Attention,Attention",Albus Dumbledores voice rang through the great hall."Wonder what the old man wants from our lives now",said a familiar voice from the Slytherin table.
Dumbledore continued as if he hadnt heard that comment,"I have an announcement to make.I know that some of you like muggle candy."as he said this he looked at the Weasly twins.Their new "invention" was now to bewitching muggle candy as a way to "improve" it. For example,there were marshmellows that made you paper white and you couldn't move for an hour. "So I and some of the staff." Dumbledore quickly glaced at Snape who wasn't looking his usual "happy" self, "have decided to set up a muggle candy stand in the enterance hall." Dumbledoor waited for the yells to stop to continue speaking.
"Now the password to get passed the force field is 'its gettin hot in herre, so take off all your clothes', and this must be sung." dumbledore had to pause to allow the great hall to echo with laughter. "Yo homie, that's whack,yo",Harry yelled out.There was more laughter after this and half the slytherins were on the floor crying.
"Seriously,Professor Dumbledore,I don't think this song is approiate and maybe you should pick."Hermione started off."Shut the hell up,you know- it-all mudblood asshole",Ron murmered as he was already rather sick of her.Her eyes welled up with tears and she ran away crying.Ron looked for Harry but he was to busy trying to buy beer off or Fred and George.
"As to answer Ms. Granger,I am damn well aware of the song and I like it very much thank you.Now back to what I was saying before,oh yes,these words must be sung.If you do not know the beat of the song there is a huge music note in the enterance hall.To listen you pick up a pair of headphones,press the half-note on it, and it will play the song,just like magic.The enterance to the candy store is behind a huge stone gargoyle.You go up to the gargole,sing the song,and voila,candy.
Immediately the Great Hall was buzzing,everyone was talking about the muggle candy they would buy .Fred and George were discussing how many people they could hurt with the new candy.Suddenly some suck up Ravenclaw piped up and said,"What?So all the candys' free?There must be a price."
"Well of course there is"Dumbledore said as several students gawked at him,espically Ron, "the price is actually quite simple.All you must so is take the candy you want,and walk away,but you cant get through until you say something nice about the opposing house.Right now they are Gryffindor v. Slytherin and Ravenclaw v. Hufflepuff.Hahaha,I'm so evil ." *does evil jig* Dumbledore was very happy with himself and made a point of laughing extra loud when Malfoy fainted.
"Okay students I think that's all,get to bed",he fished clapping his hands together,which in secret Dumbledore language means 'get your asses in bed before I hang you by your toes from the North Tower.'
"What is that crazy old man trying to do to us,"Ron said as soon as they were out of earshot."
"Ron!You should not be calling Professor Dumbledor that,hes amazing and.",Hermione had chosen this time to come back from crying.
"Shove it.You really need a psycharist for your little problem,remember it,Obsessive Compulsive Disorder."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Harry Potter,meanwhile was still waiting in the Great Hall until everyone left.When he thought every one was gone , he took out a fish and started slapping himself with it.Let me tell you it was very funny.What would you think if you walked into a room and say a 15 year old boy slapping himself with a fish?Wait never mind I don't want to know.
What Harry Potter did not realize,however,was that someone was watching him.Suddenly a person with red hair emerged from the shadows.
"Ssssss."the voice said.
Harry is to busy slapping himself with his fish to notice.The person comes closer and you can see a jar in her hand.All of a sudden they come up and say,"hello harry."
"Ginny what are you doing here",asked harry who is still a little dazed after the fish slapping incident, "and what are you doing with tha.oh no.anything but that."
"Yes it is."
"No.not..PEANUT BUTTER!"
"Yes,peanut butter.And ill get it away if you promise to go out with me."
"I wont go out with a little goody two shoes hermione-wanna-be loser freak who blushes too much.Got it?OK-ay!"
"Fine Harry,I didn't want it to come to this but."she said as she dumped peanut butter all over him.
"AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE",harry screamed,"Why in the name of John Jacob JingleHeimer Smith did you do that?!?!
Ginny shrugged and walked away lookingg satisfied while Harry sat on the floor screaming in a puddle of peanut butter.