A/N okay at the time of this writing I have a total of dun dun dun, 1
review. Thank you very much LoserGirl, Ur good peoples. I am very hurt and
expected better of all of you *runs away crying *
Disclaimer I own nothing Isn't it sad? And all everyone says is That's just to bad Get over it ash You don't own the earth All you really own Is your two cents worth
Chapter 2-The Socking
If you had walked in the Great Hall that morning for breakfast, what you would have seen is Harry Potter, yes The Harry Potter, sitting in a puddle of peanut butter crying his eyes out. He was sitting with his knees up to his chin, rocking back and forth. Between the sobs you could hear him saying, "Wheres my chicken wings?"
Now can you guess who was the first person in the Great Hall for breakfast that morning? "Oooo, look, if it isn't Potter lying in a puddle of peanut butter. What a surprise."Malfoy starts laughing and soon everyone follows. Before you know it there is a fish flying through the air.
"What the hell did you do that for Potter?!" "No idea I think the peanut butter did that." "Yeah.and the Mudblood is going to have Snapes baby."
At this moment Hermione comes running into the Great Hall looking flustered and says, "Everyone! Guess what? I'm pregnant!!!!" "Oh well now I've seen everything. Now instead of making a long and difficult plan, Voldermort can just come in a take over right now."drawled Malfoy
Now a bathtub appeared in the middle of the Great hall with a curtain around it and some one singing. "I'm not that innocent!."-he pulls back the shower curtain- "ummm, I'm gonna have to try to take over some other time", said voldermort , "as you can see im kind of busy."
"Okay you know what, I give up!"stated Malfoy skulking out of the Great Hall. It took all the very mentally challenged Hogwarts students a little while to register what had happened. So far that morning, Harry sits in a puddle of peanut butter, Hermione is pregnant with Snapes' child, Voldermort sings Britney Spears in the shower, and Draco Malfoy actually gives up on teasing Harry and his friends. This was going to be a very strange day.
It took Ron a while to persuade Harry to get up out of the peanut butter but he managed to do it. So the trio sat down and ate their breakfast like harry didn't have peanut butter all over him, and like hermione wasn't pregnant.
"Ooooo I have a pretty hat,"said Harry picking up his plate full of food and putting it on his head.
"And I hang out with you why..??", said Ron uncertainly
"Because I'm extremely talented and good looking?", Harry guessed.
"Ummm, let me think about that.NO!", said Ron very sure of himself now.
"Please stop the fighting! Your being a bad influence on my baby!", said Hermione rubbing her stomach."
"Ohhh, poor little baby Snape", said Ron turning red.
Hemione screamed and ran out of the Hall.Ron was looking extremely red and left also. Harry just sat there touching his hat and saying, "Pretty pretty hat."
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Harry the strange was walking down the hallway touching his hat again when he heard a voice ring out,"I like socks, I like socks, so now I shall throw them." Let me tell you Harry Potter was very scared. But being the dimwit he is, just kept on walking, whistling, and touching his "hat". Suddenly there was a gust of wind that knocked him of his feet, but fortunately he managed to save his hat.
All of a sudden thousands of socks were being thrown at him. Harry used his idiocy to duck away from them. When he thought that no more socks would be thrown and that his hat was safe, Harry relaxed. But just by chance, one more pair of socks were thrown that knocked off Harrys hat."Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!My hat, my beautiful hat! It was sooo young!!Now I don't know how I will live."Harry cried.
"Harry Potter needs to shut up."
Harry looked up from his sobbing and stared at what ever said that. "No, not you. You wouldn't do this to me. How could you.?
A/n-yes I know there are no tictacs but ill include them soon
Disclaimer I own nothing Isn't it sad? And all everyone says is That's just to bad Get over it ash You don't own the earth All you really own Is your two cents worth
Chapter 2-The Socking
If you had walked in the Great Hall that morning for breakfast, what you would have seen is Harry Potter, yes The Harry Potter, sitting in a puddle of peanut butter crying his eyes out. He was sitting with his knees up to his chin, rocking back and forth. Between the sobs you could hear him saying, "Wheres my chicken wings?"
Now can you guess who was the first person in the Great Hall for breakfast that morning? "Oooo, look, if it isn't Potter lying in a puddle of peanut butter. What a surprise."Malfoy starts laughing and soon everyone follows. Before you know it there is a fish flying through the air.
"What the hell did you do that for Potter?!" "No idea I think the peanut butter did that." "Yeah.and the Mudblood is going to have Snapes baby."
At this moment Hermione comes running into the Great Hall looking flustered and says, "Everyone! Guess what? I'm pregnant!!!!" "Oh well now I've seen everything. Now instead of making a long and difficult plan, Voldermort can just come in a take over right now."drawled Malfoy
Now a bathtub appeared in the middle of the Great hall with a curtain around it and some one singing. "I'm not that innocent!."-he pulls back the shower curtain- "ummm, I'm gonna have to try to take over some other time", said voldermort , "as you can see im kind of busy."
"Okay you know what, I give up!"stated Malfoy skulking out of the Great Hall. It took all the very mentally challenged Hogwarts students a little while to register what had happened. So far that morning, Harry sits in a puddle of peanut butter, Hermione is pregnant with Snapes' child, Voldermort sings Britney Spears in the shower, and Draco Malfoy actually gives up on teasing Harry and his friends. This was going to be a very strange day.
It took Ron a while to persuade Harry to get up out of the peanut butter but he managed to do it. So the trio sat down and ate their breakfast like harry didn't have peanut butter all over him, and like hermione wasn't pregnant.
"Ooooo I have a pretty hat,"said Harry picking up his plate full of food and putting it on his head.
"And I hang out with you why..??", said Ron uncertainly
"Because I'm extremely talented and good looking?", Harry guessed.
"Ummm, let me think about that.NO!", said Ron very sure of himself now.
"Please stop the fighting! Your being a bad influence on my baby!", said Hermione rubbing her stomach."
"Ohhh, poor little baby Snape", said Ron turning red.
Hemione screamed and ran out of the Hall.Ron was looking extremely red and left also. Harry just sat there touching his hat and saying, "Pretty pretty hat."
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Harry the strange was walking down the hallway touching his hat again when he heard a voice ring out,"I like socks, I like socks, so now I shall throw them." Let me tell you Harry Potter was very scared. But being the dimwit he is, just kept on walking, whistling, and touching his "hat". Suddenly there was a gust of wind that knocked him of his feet, but fortunately he managed to save his hat.
All of a sudden thousands of socks were being thrown at him. Harry used his idiocy to duck away from them. When he thought that no more socks would be thrown and that his hat was safe, Harry relaxed. But just by chance, one more pair of socks were thrown that knocked off Harrys hat."Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!My hat, my beautiful hat! It was sooo young!!Now I don't know how I will live."Harry cried.
"Harry Potter needs to shut up."
Harry looked up from his sobbing and stared at what ever said that. "No, not you. You wouldn't do this to me. How could you.?
A/n-yes I know there are no tictacs but ill include them soon