A/N -Omg I got like 8 reviews I'm so happy. I would like to thank my
reviewers, Lindsay Paddington, Silver Wolf, fisharecool03, and fang-gurlie.
That u all so much and you all get to share the peanut butter I have left
over, don't you feel special? Ready to start the story? Okay.AND THANK YOU
KATIE! FOR WHAT YOU SAY IS "YOURS"(ya rite)
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Harry looked up from his sobbing and stared at what ever said that. "No, not you. You wouldn't do this to me. How could you Dobby?" Dooby shrugged and said,"Dobby dunno, felt like it Dobby guesses."
"Buut Buut my hat."
"Oh shut up Harry Potter.Dobby shall repair Harry Potters' hat if Harry Potter does something for Dobby instead."
"Fine anything to get my hat back."
"Okay, Dobbys sir wants a date with Harry Potters friend Ron Weasly."
"No I shall never sell out my best friend NO!"
"For a hattttttt"
"Okay fine,"said Harry grinning stupidly as he took a hat from Dobby.
"Yay I get a date. Omigosh, what am I going to wear." Said Dobby skipping away merrily,"Maybe I could wear my pink halter top with my cute little black skirt."
"Weehee I got my hat I'm so happy,"Harry skipped away happily, picked up a pile of socks, and shoved them into his mouth,"and socks taste verry good!!!!"
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"YOU WHAT!?!?"said Ron at breakfast that morning spitting out his food.
"Oh, I just told Dobby you would go out with him in exchange for my new hat, Isn't it pretty??"said Harry repeatedly touching his hat.
"Harry you gay bastard! I refuse to go out with a frigging house elf, she was bad enough!", said Ron pointing to Hermione.Unfortunatly,Hermione was to busy trying to seduce Professor Flitwick who looked mortified.
"Well Ron,"said Harry piling socks on to his plate and smothering them with butter, "it was for my hat, surely you can understand."
Ron was too angry to speak, you could actually see the steam coming out of his ears.
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"Harry are you sure we should be doing this?"
"Of course Mudblood."
"Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry.Ron called me a name again,"said Hermione, her eyes filling up with tears.
"Shut up the both of you,"Harry half-shouted. "If I'm going to go through with it, I need complete silence."
"Well maybe I could shut up,"Ron started,"If someone wasn't nibbling on my friggin shoe!!!"
"Well I can't help it,"said Hermione with her mouth full, "I had a craving for leather."
"I can't believe yous dared me to do this."
All of a sudden Hermione and Ron broke out in laughter. Harry was sure the sound would carry."Come on guys its not that funny."
"Oh yes it is,"said Ron choking on a laugh, "You actually have to tell Snape you love him."
Immediately, Harry, acting like a three year old, crossed his arms and stated pouting."I don't wanna do it,"he started sobbing, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"Oh shut up you big baby,"said Hermione kicking Harry very hard in his ribs,"It ain't gonna work this time."
"Come on Hermione, Ill give you a dollar."
"No im sorry, I'm not for sale right now. Come back tonight."
"Okay."said Ron looking very disturbed, "Am I the only sane one here?"
"Fine, I'll do it, even though I really don't want to and the peanut butter eats pickles and I die because the shoes eat me until the sky turns purple, and the the evil elves from munchkin land come to tell me that ive been chosen as the heir of their throne and that they need to to eat all the evil lightsabers. The End"said Harry in one breath.
"Okayyyyyyyy, did anyone else understand that?"asked Ron doubtfully. He turned to Hermione for guidance but she was to busy trying to humph the wall. "I told her about that."Ron turned back to Harry to see him turning blue. It seems as if in all his blabbering he had forgotten to breathe. So Ron jumped on top of him screaming 'breathe you moron breath' until he was resuscitated.
"Okay,"said Harry looking very dazed, "Now that I have returned from my visit to Munchkin land and have finished my day.I shall carry out the dare. Just one thing, Ron you must carry my hat."
"Oh whatever you freaking retard.", said Ron taking the hat and rolling his eyes.
Harry, gathering all the courage and stupidity he had, walked up to Snapes door and knocked."Professor Snape I-I-I.."
A/N-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am so evil.again, thanks to every one who reviewed and if you didn't you better before I get my fish to eat you. IM going for 12 reviews before I update. C'mon make me happy.
Harry looked up from his sobbing and stared at what ever said that. "No, not you. You wouldn't do this to me. How could you Dobby?" Dooby shrugged and said,"Dobby dunno, felt like it Dobby guesses."
"Buut Buut my hat."
"Oh shut up Harry Potter.Dobby shall repair Harry Potters' hat if Harry Potter does something for Dobby instead."
"Fine anything to get my hat back."
"Okay, Dobbys sir wants a date with Harry Potters friend Ron Weasly."
"No I shall never sell out my best friend NO!"
"For a hattttttt"
"Okay fine,"said Harry grinning stupidly as he took a hat from Dobby.
"Yay I get a date. Omigosh, what am I going to wear." Said Dobby skipping away merrily,"Maybe I could wear my pink halter top with my cute little black skirt."
"Weehee I got my hat I'm so happy,"Harry skipped away happily, picked up a pile of socks, and shoved them into his mouth,"and socks taste verry good!!!!"
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"YOU WHAT!?!?"said Ron at breakfast that morning spitting out his food.
"Oh, I just told Dobby you would go out with him in exchange for my new hat, Isn't it pretty??"said Harry repeatedly touching his hat.
"Harry you gay bastard! I refuse to go out with a frigging house elf, she was bad enough!", said Ron pointing to Hermione.Unfortunatly,Hermione was to busy trying to seduce Professor Flitwick who looked mortified.
"Well Ron,"said Harry piling socks on to his plate and smothering them with butter, "it was for my hat, surely you can understand."
Ron was too angry to speak, you could actually see the steam coming out of his ears.
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"Harry are you sure we should be doing this?"
"Of course Mudblood."
"Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry.Ron called me a name again,"said Hermione, her eyes filling up with tears.
"Shut up the both of you,"Harry half-shouted. "If I'm going to go through with it, I need complete silence."
"Well maybe I could shut up,"Ron started,"If someone wasn't nibbling on my friggin shoe!!!"
"Well I can't help it,"said Hermione with her mouth full, "I had a craving for leather."
"I can't believe yous dared me to do this."
All of a sudden Hermione and Ron broke out in laughter. Harry was sure the sound would carry."Come on guys its not that funny."
"Oh yes it is,"said Ron choking on a laugh, "You actually have to tell Snape you love him."
Immediately, Harry, acting like a three year old, crossed his arms and stated pouting."I don't wanna do it,"he started sobbing, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"Oh shut up you big baby,"said Hermione kicking Harry very hard in his ribs,"It ain't gonna work this time."
"Come on Hermione, Ill give you a dollar."
"No im sorry, I'm not for sale right now. Come back tonight."
"Okay."said Ron looking very disturbed, "Am I the only sane one here?"
"Fine, I'll do it, even though I really don't want to and the peanut butter eats pickles and I die because the shoes eat me until the sky turns purple, and the the evil elves from munchkin land come to tell me that ive been chosen as the heir of their throne and that they need to to eat all the evil lightsabers. The End"said Harry in one breath.
"Okayyyyyyyy, did anyone else understand that?"asked Ron doubtfully. He turned to Hermione for guidance but she was to busy trying to humph the wall. "I told her about that."Ron turned back to Harry to see him turning blue. It seems as if in all his blabbering he had forgotten to breathe. So Ron jumped on top of him screaming 'breathe you moron breath' until he was resuscitated.
"Okay,"said Harry looking very dazed, "Now that I have returned from my visit to Munchkin land and have finished my day.I shall carry out the dare. Just one thing, Ron you must carry my hat."
"Oh whatever you freaking retard.", said Ron taking the hat and rolling his eyes.
Harry, gathering all the courage and stupidity he had, walked up to Snapes door and knocked."Professor Snape I-I-I.."
A/N-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am so evil.again, thanks to every one who reviewed and if you didn't you better before I get my fish to eat you. IM going for 12 reviews before I update. C'mon make me happy.